I will now invent video game
I will now invent video game
Gavin Rivera
Ryan Cox
El Steve Jobs de los videojuengos
Aiden Butler
El hack japanese
Gavin Ramirez
I heard he will invent horror next
Ian Nelson
La creatividad
Justin Gray
in order to fully scare the player, they will only be allowed to crawl slowly the entire game as they explore an oversized haunted battleship
Sebastian Turner
¡Dios mío!
La creatividad del Japón...
Connor Morris
>Proceeds to make another movie
Carter Brooks
Yeah, and you can't look up.
Noah Brooks
To invent video game, you must first invent the camera.
Anthony Kelly
All his games are shite and he is pretentious like all chink niggers
Michael Murphy
based legendary creator and visionary
Joseph Rogers
>It doesn't even make a game properly
Jose Martinez
>invents strand genre
>it's a generic open world game with even less things to do on the map and hideous Dark Souls messages that destroy the scenery which is arguably the one selling point
How does he keep getting away with it?
Ayden Long
tell us more about a game you didnt play
Henry Murphy
OOOH HOOO HOOO HOO
BIDO BAMES WIDOE WAMES HIDEO GAYMES
OOOH HOOO HOOO HOO
SHLIDDY FHRAMS NIDDIO HAMES GHLIDIO KRAMES
OOH HOOO HOOO HOO
SHIDDYO SHAMES GAMEYRWAYSMES GAY GAY GAY GAMES
OOOH HOOO HOOO HOO
Jack Ross
Dios mio...
Kayden Morales
Please enlighten me as to what a stand genre game does that hasn't been done before
Samuel Garcia
Too high IQ for cowadooty trannies?
David Morales
>he criticizes the game so he must haven't played it
Is this really how you Kojimatards cope now? SAD!!!
William Martin
Why do you talk like a retard? Is something wrong with you?
Gavin Perry
Tell me how a FedEx simulator requires more IQ than a guinea pig's
Jacob Carter
Why does he keep writing his games, despite being terrible at it? Can't they afford better writers? He should stick to what he does best, which is game design. He can still outline the plot and create the world and the lore.
Logan Cox
Because he wants to? He has 2 co-writers on every game he made.
Elijah Brown
>Why does he keep writing his games
He just make his games weird and pretend to be deep and low IQ Kojimatards will appreciate it because they can't understand none of his shit
>He should stick to what he does best, which is game design.
Look at Death Stranding and tell me again how good designed game it was
Carson Clark
What's next for his career?
Liam Allen
but I understood Death Stranding perfectly
Oliver Sullivan
Death Stranding was a masterpiece.
Kayden Allen
He should just let them write instead then, probably ruins everything they do anyway.
Isaac Peterson
Indie perhaps.
After what a flop DS was and how TLOU2 will be, I doubt Snoy whill have any cash left to throw away for him.
Ethan Miller
Not really. Death Stranding is one of the best vidya stories.
Jason Baker
You are just as pretentious as he is
Thanks for the good laugh nigger
Chase Anderson
did you rike it Zig Forums?
Landon Johnson
How exactly am I pretentious?
Jack Walker
Sometimes I pronounce his name like "Video"