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Who the fuck plays a game called “The Culling: Origins”?

it was a shitty battle royale they are trying to resurrect

I don't even need to say why this is probably the worst model they could've used for a game you have to pay for in the first place but I just imagine the absolute clusterfuck on release
>pay 1 dollar for 3 matches
>crash on the first one
>die after 2 minutes on the second one
>die to a hacker on the last one
>money well spent

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Is this a mobile game? Genuinely asking, everything about this screams mobile game including the game title

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>The saga of Xaviant's small-scale battle royale, The Culling, is a twisted, tangled affair that led to not one but two games being killed off. But now it's coming back for some reason, starting on Xbox One this week. A PC version is also in the works.

I imagine this will crash and burn

>someone who knows jackshit about monetization (aka economics) coming up with a monetization plan

It a relaunch of one of the first BR games that was released. It was pretty popular back then, then apparently the devs fucked it with updates, the game closed, they made a sequel, it was trash (look up The Culling 2 videos on YouTube, there's empty lobbies less than a week after launch), then they rebooted The Culling 1 in the state before the devs fucked it, they also fucked it up, the servers closed last year. Now, they're re-releasing it for the 45th time but with this absolutely braindead business model.
Can you guess what happens next ?

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>getting people to play your game is hard as fuck in this day and age due to the sheer number of game devs and good-enough F2P games
>hurr let's have the most retarded, overpriced, anti-fun policy possible, that will convince people our game is worth playing!
I don't know what they are expecting.

So this... is the true power of... pay 2 play

Why can I hear hands rubbing together?

Arcades are back!

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>buy game
>keep spending money on it everyday to play
how can someone with a brain think this is a good idea?

let's see how many basedstreamers get paid to entice the masses.

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>Buy game
>1 free match per day!
What is this cursed fucking timeline we live in where this kind of thing is even attempted?

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I doubt they have the money to do that

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Are they fucking retarded? Do they not know that CoD warfare is fucking free?
Why would anyone pay to play a match?

wtf who would ever think this will be successful?

The Culling was literally one of the first BR games and it almost made it big before the devs screwed up the combat and made the gameplay actively worse every update ignoring the players which eventually killed it.

Now these are the xbox exclusives people are truly looking forward to

>Make a business model worse than the most egregious phone games
>still have to pay upfront for the fucking thing
>release it on console and PC

Can someone explain ?

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I don't think anyone can explain their retardedness. The Culling name is already fucking dirt. The fact that they think they can get away with this is absolutely absurd.

Dont forget that the console in question needs a sub fee even for f2p games, so you are paying monthly for network access, buying the game, then pay another fee to play more than once per day.
It's the perfect shitstorm.

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For such an aggressively shitty model there's no way they actually afford that. They'll likely go bankrupt within the month and this is just a hail mary.

The guy who wished for arcade gaming to come back got monkeypawed hard

I already paid for this game ages ago and got bored of it. Why the fuck would I suddenly want to pay per match?

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Looks fun but not worth entering a big city

So, you have to pay for the game then pay to play it?

Whoever the fuck thought about this "system" deserves a bullet in the head.

Holy shit only 5.99 to play one day?
What a privilige, second day I can play 3 matches for 1 dollar?
Fucking based

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This feels like a goddamn parody

What the fuck? Do they honestly think they'll make money from this? Do they not remember the absolute shitfest that was The Culling 2??

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You don't have to buy the fucking arcade game you want to play before playing it tho.