Dude wouldnt it like be funny if we gave facial hair to classic pokemon ahah lmao
What went wrong?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MODERN GAMEFREAK
Justin Reed
Joshua Sanchez
You grew up and kept playing kids games.
Bentley Peterson
all games are for kids
Brandon Howard
>Gives him horrible base stats and nothing good enough to compensate for it
Why does GF keep doing bad Pokemon on purpose? I wanted to use Hobo-cat in competitive.
Jace Martinez
balancing games is hard please understand
Ian Bennett
sure.
Zachary Morgan
Wait, they gave Meowth ANOTHER variant?
Asher Jones
Tyler Bailey
Whoa, pokemon die and become ghost. As a 30 year old, this really speaks to me...
James Bennett
The Diglette/Dugtrio one is actually clever and good. Look up Pele's Hair.
Cordyceps, Ghosts, and skulls are hardly exclusively adult things.
Camden Carter
you forgot gigantakingler
Angel Nguyen
I'm still upset about Vikavolt. I get they wanted to do something about the speed creep, but you don't really solve that by letting old pokemon keep their speed stat and just give new pokemon abysmal speed.
Especially when everything in the pokedex and design and typing screams speed.
Aiden Torres
>dex entry mentions how fucking fast it zips around through dense forest
>43 base speed
Absolutely retarded
Nolan Johnson
meowth is basically a second mascot at this point
we longcat now
Ryan Rivera
>cordyceps are hardly exclusively adult things
yeah children's media is totally ridden with parasitic fungus
It's hardly just a skull, it's the story of an orphan animal who's mother was murdered by the yakuza
Funny you didnt even mention the shinto priestess craving blood under demonic possession
Jayden Jackson
blame James Turner
Carter Smith
He made Aegislash, so he's fine.
Anthony Davis
dont fall for that pic, he didnt
Jeremiah Scott
Not a good look. Golurk and Trevenant are alright I guess
William Sanchez
Why do so many get a mustache?
Cooper Foster
The meowth is cute
Dugtrio is goofy enough to be appealing like alolan exeggutor
Everything else is a goddamn abomination, especially golem.
>weird stubby hands
>gross beard on a reptilian face
what the fuck were they thinking
Gavin Baker
I think the idea was to force you to use agility like a speed upgrade in gradius but it’s too slow to sweep even after that and it’s other stats don’t justify it at all. Maybe if it had no guard to hit 100% zap cannons
Justin Taylor
Golurk, Trevenant, and Buzzswole are cool though.
Josiah Ramirez
because its an epic for the win meme
Eli Flores
yo he designed shadow lugia?
this guys based
Christopher Wood
yo he recolored a ken sugimori design? this guys based
Mason Foster
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Jason Hernandez
Alolan Dugtrio is fucking kino. Grow up.
Brody Taylor
why are whito piggus designing pokeymans?
Joseph Parker
Ok Zig Forums let's play a game, I'll give you 15 minutes. Open paint and design a better pokemon in that time
Bentley Bennett
James Turner is based.
But this list isn't even fucking right. Sugimori made most of those. James Turner did make Golett/Golurk who is not shown here.
Mason Fisher
Steely Spirit support
Aaron Adams
>James Turner is based.
you do know that he was the art director for gen 8 and that pic related is his artstyle right? it says a lot
Cameron Collins
this is how kids get their future fetishes
Nolan Stewart
Alolan Golem is based on a railgun, aka a weapon that uses electromagnetism to shoot projectiles. The "beard" is just iron shavings.
It's the same reason Probopass has facial "hair" as well. Japs like quirky designs.
Kayden Gonzalez
>Go back and play older Pokémon games
>They're still pretty good
What now?
William Ortiz
>somehow not based even though he made birthday cake Ditto
Hello fail department?
Adrian Thompson
I mean...
Mason Stewart
Sugimori really hates Venusaur eh?