>game let's you choose from different factions
name some games
Game let's you choose from different factions
mountain blades
>United States
Bait thread?
why is united states the guy from dark souls?
It's an european knight
technically europe belongs to the USA, so it's correct.
should be a cowboy
t. actual American
Ameriniggers really deserve to get culled already.
'member March of War?
I will never understand why Cleopatra is often shown as a representative of Egypt when other than the fact that she isn't Egyptian she did fuck all compared to the other members of her dynasty other than getting dicked by Caesar.
Egypt girl is cute. What are some comfy Egypt games other than Age of Mythology?
>March of War
I literally don't.
>fantasy knight
>America
Yea, that fits
Was about to post this desu.
RIP japan.
It only took two posts for the obsession to kick in. You sad motherfuckers are hilarious.
>game lets you join a non-viable faction
>we are the best country in the world! USA! USA! let's meddle in politics of every other country
>wtf why is everyone le obsessed XDD
>America
>Knight
>Not a cowboy
?????
Whew. Do they have medicine in your country to help ease the butt pain caused by your obsession?
Obsessed
Obese
Yeah and I don't pay anything for it
Cool, you should take a stronger dose then. You care so much about us but we don't give a single fuck about you or whatever country you live in. It's so funny to see you idiots whine about us. Unless you live in Iraq or Afghanistan, you are irrationally obsessed and it's hilarious. Literally rent free.
How could europe even hold australia and new zealand? Theyre miles away and australia is half barren wasteland. Pretty easy for asia to just take over the coast, no where for them to flee inland cause its all wasteland.
>Cool, you should take a stronger dose then. You care so much about us but we don't give a single fuck about you or whatever country you live in. It's so funny to see you idiots whine about us. Unless you live in Iraq or Afghanistan, you are irrationally obsessed and it's hilarious. Literally rent free.
And the laughs keep on coming. So sad. Where are you from? Wait, don't tell me, because it will be probably be so funny that I'll piss myself.
Damn this looks bad. Was this the genius mind behind FO:NV?
Don’t like other countries owning you, britboi? :^)
>And the laughs keep on coming. So sad. Where are you from? Wait, don't tell me, because it will be probably be so funny that I'll piss myself.
>US
>Knight
Wat?
A Confederate swordsman would be cooler
>only bongs hate amerisharts
I don't think you realize just how many people around the globe despise you fags for how cancerous you are.
Why are Americans still like this? You people will really need another 9/11 at this rate.
Muhammad
Why are you still so obsessed?
>How could europe even hold australia and new zealand?
Maybe you should consult actual history
they hate us cause they aint us
I threw up in my mouth a little
SHUT THE FUCK UP SEETHING EUROPE FAGGOT ENJOY MUHAMMAD'S COCK IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH
>American Knight
sounds badass desu
I guess it explains why mutts can't stop screeching about Chinks 24/7. :^)
See? It's that sort of behavior that makes you a target. Stop that.
Oh we know. And it's hilarious. Brits are just the most hypocritically obnoxious.
Nope. You idiots frequently bring up America for no reason. It actually even makes a little sense in this thread, but still. Usually the obsession flows freer than the rent we occupy in your head.
Historically, Europe couldn't hold them.
Even mentioning how obsessed you are with American culture you immediately lash out.
You think we need another 9/11, we don't think about you at all lmao
sorry Pablo, but laughing at the unmitigated disaster that is China is pretty far from hate
>american culture
no such thing
Yeah, mutt land is so superior. lol
China is the one expanding, into australia, zealand, africa.
Oh there is. You should know. You're living in it.
should learn to rope and ride