Horseshit

will somebody please explain to me how this has a 92 from metacritic and 8.6 user score

i just wasted 60 bucks on it

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nintendo bonus

It's maryo kart
what the fuck did you except?

That doesn't sound like my problem.

It’s for playing with your friends/gf incel.

Its literally and unironicly the best Mario KArt to date

>Best graphics
>Best gameplay
>Most content
>Best music
>Best tracks
>Best online

>metacritic

Not sure why this is relevant.

Nintendo fans have zero standards as long as it looks like an autismal Saturday morning cartoon it’s a 10/10.

It's fucking mario kart. How do you "waste" 60 bucks on it? Did you never play a mario kart before or are you just retarded?

You bought a multiplayer game knowing you had no friends user

Mario Kart is a game you play with friends, and it's great at it.
Surely you didn't buy it for the single player, right?

Why would it not?
What's wrong with it according to you?

double dash and the one for ds was WAY fucking better

>y-you’re just playing it wrong
>it’s Fun With Friends™
nincel cope

Every Mario Kart is better than 8d.

best gameplay and tracks NOPE
tracks are dumbed down
gameplay and driving are dumbed the fuck down
its garbage, youre wrong

>tfw there will never be a true Switch Mario Kart only PiiU ports

it's a multiplayer game
it's like complaining that you're not having fun when playing mario party with computers

yeah i unironically nominate either DD or 64

You want an even worse version? Nintendo’s best games are the ones they already made and the further back you go the better they get.

thought thered by unlockables and thought the online wud be good

SNES and N64 Mario Karts were fun to play solo. Why shouldn’t this one be too?

God I fucking miss double dash. May have been the perfect mario kart

Most sane people didn't own a pii u Fisher Price tablet

I agree 100% what the fuck is the upsidedown magnet bull shit

The tracks are more complex thanks to the anti-grav gimmick. There are also more of them than ever before. The gameplay is just outright better than any directly comparable Mario Kart. The driving and gameplay aren't at dumbed down. The only alternative that can be argued is Double Dash if you're into it.

Mario Kart 8 is a downgrade from the Wii U version because the item spam is even more severe in an already too item filled game.

the game rewards random luck more than good driving my dude

No they weren’t what are you on

>The tracks are more complex thanks to the anti-grav gimmick.
LMAOOOOOO

is this worth getting if i don't have anyone to play it with?

>people who have only played mk8d and no other mario kart actually believe this
Oh brother..

op here.
NO. get hollow knight

>NO. get hollow knight
ok

It isn't as simple as that when you're playing at the skill ceiling and it isn't notably more egregious than other Kart racers. You can also turn off or set items if you're that bothered.

I've played every MK but for DD.