NieR: Automata is not that good

NieR: Automata is not that good
>durr ass must coom anus
Doesn't make a game good

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yes it does

yes it does

it good
the ass only makes it better but it would still be good without it

Automata is the only good thing related to the Drakengard franchise. Every single game was fucking trash until they got Platinum to make a title for them. Oh and Drakengard 3 is worse than Drakengard 2. Go suck dick harder, you know this is true

it was alright

why isn’t it good?

It was a bit repetitive to fight only machines for the entire game, the ass made it more bearable

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wadiyatalkinabeet?

this game is extremely good

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I don't think you played the game.

low libido and low iq itt

>Right clicking

Of course he didn't, and it's obvious a million miles away to anyone who actually did.

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>playing a video game

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I will never understand the pile of bodies that is ALWAYS at the start of that conveyor belt.

I went back and forth through it and didn't get squashed, is it a OHKO? I think some bodies are hand placed too so maybe that's it.

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Not as good as Replicant/Gestalt and worse gameplay of any Platinum game

It is though.

> Art design is great
> Tone is great
> Pacing is great
> OST is out of this world
> Story and lore are interesting enough
> Focus in contemplation
> Thematically appealing
> Gameplay is alright

And last but not least the ass, yes.

Slow down there little buster and have a long hard think and self-reflect.

Is it possible that you're salty because you're actually just not very good at bideo games?

Maybe something like Super Mario Run would be more up your alley. Or you could play some Smash Bros and have a wild time hitting all the bright buttons!

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>some bodies
I leveled up twice just retrieving the pile of bodies the first time there.
I never got squished but I assumed it was a one hit kill as punishment for not being able to count two-mississippi. You can dash through it all in l like two or three bursts too.

It is that good, and even if you replaced 2B with a generic anime pretty boy (and it would be REALLY popular with the fujos) it would still be that good, because what makes Automata interesting isn't the robutt, it's the way it gives you a short introduction to many different philosophers and Yoko Taro's reading of them, while also telling a compelling romantic tragedy.

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I use a mod that removes 2B's ass and it's still a good game

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he's a fucking idiot or a salty toolbag who thinks of himself as "special". Nier 1 is an objective 5/10 game

Isn't that just one of the b models from the bunker control room?

I don't think it's a model swap but rather a bunch of models mixed, not sure though.

It was fine 7/10

why are you gay?

Weebs have no concept of good story telling, so basically to them "big ass woman sad mean me sad too". Sprinkle some elementary school existentialism on top and they think it's a deep modern masterpiece

Bare arms and legs have their own appeal.

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