Elden Ring

Miyazaki has released 2 mediocre games in a row. Better knock this outta the park.

oh yeah definitely not launching in june, i meant more as for news in the side of things. twitter.com/IGN/status/1258162419563724801

:(

Haven't been this depressed since bloodborne was confirmed ps4 exclusive

uNpOpUlaR oPiNiOn gUys...

>you're not just wrong, you're stupid.

うるせえw

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I'm just letting u know that i've been using google translate to speak to u

>mfw i'm not a weeb but can communicate with them anyway
>the internet is beautiful

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It's not an unpopular opinion Dark Souls 3 is soulless trash with zero replay value and Sekiro is soulful but fucked all other elements of the game.

ELDEN RING! ELDEN RING! ELDEN RING!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!
OOOH... ooh… oh, OOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOHH!!! ELDEN RING
ELDEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
AH *slam slam* (slam)! *raises hammer* (hammer)! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
*raises hammer* (hammer)! GOOD MATERIAL!!! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
OOOOHH!!! I WANNA SMASH DAT GOLDEN, TIGHT HOLE!! *raises hammer* (hammer)! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
.9167 GOLD, 03 SILVER .053 COPPER. 1/2OZ OF PURE GOLD!!! IMAGINE HOW FUN IT WOULD BE TO MANHANDLE THAT TINY RING!!! I‘D JUST WALK AROUND THE SMITHY LOOKING FOR THINGS TO BEND IT WITH AND SHATTER IT!!! OOOOOOH THAT TRAILER WAS SO HOT! OOOH!… oooh… OoohOOHhoOho!!O!!!OOOOHHH!!!! YOU ARE TEASING ME WITH THE SILENCE! TEASING ME WITH ONLY ONE TRAILER!!! OoOOOHH!! OH… IT‘S NOT OUT YET! THE FAKE TRAILER REMINDED ME!!!1 EVEN THE XBOX STREAM FAILED ME!!! OOoOOoOH!! MORE! ELDING RING!! MOREEEE!!! MY LAST CHANCE!!! OOOoh!!! THE GAME REWARDS!!!! WAS TAKEN FROM ME---- NooOOOOO!“!!! HUURRRRRR!!!!! DURRRRRRR!!!!! E L D E N R I N G I S N O T R E L E A S E D ??? HUURRRRRDURRRR !!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEeeEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
FUCK! THIS! I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP SUCH A 10/10… wh… what? Look? The ring. It‘s on the tip of my dick? The ring is on my dick‘s tip! OOOH THE RING IS MOVING DOWN!! SLOWLY!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE BASE! UUUUUUUUUUHHH !!! AND UP AGAIN! THE RING IS JERKING ME OFF! I FEEL SO RELIEVED…. THE WORLD IS NOT THAT BAD! OOOOOOOooOOOOOooOOOOOOOOHHH!! HURRR!! THE RING IS WITH ME!! OOOOOOOOOHH!!!! I DID IT, MIYAZAKI!! OOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!! I CAN DO IT!!! I CAN BREAK THE ELDEN RING!!! OOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOooOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!
MIYAZAKI-SENSEEEEEEEI!!!!! OOOooooOOOooOOOHHH!!! SEKIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! OOOOooOooOOOoOOOoooOoooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOoooOOO DEMON‘S SOUL!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MAY MY WISH COME TRUE!!!!!! TO THE ELDEN RIHHHHNNNNG

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>It's not an unpopular opinion Dark Souls 3 is soulless trash
yes it is, your little friends on /dsg/ arent the mass majority of people you retard.

Fair enough, I don't get the same intrigue and excitement when i play ds3 as when i play ds2 or 1. I'd say sekiro has even less replayability than ds3 but it tries to be something else apart from the usual souls-style rpg. Ds3 feels too commercial and too pandering, like the devs feared another ds2 backlash (which it didn't deserve imo, i love ds2)

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トップケックでございます、ペペちゃん

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Serious question, Eldenfags.
Why are you never using this pic for your threads when it was the coolest thing from the reveal trailer?

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i actually did at some point but THIS gets way more replies than that for some reason.

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because it looks like a shitty POV film of a paraplegic orgy

bright orange/red is more attention-capturing than dark blue/black. Figures.

i hope this is a copypasta and you didn't actually take the time to write this shit

Dark pics = most likely no bumps = thread insta dies
Real talk

Miyazaki probably used the Corona virus to delay the game and make an arbitrary new release date while he neets

the girl always gets bump limit

What's this game about?

Do you live in a perpetual state of paranoia?

Surii awaazu.. jus u weit

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something

>literally no one knows
>its made by god-emperor Miyazaki
>we don't care
>we just want DSIV or BBII
>JUST GIVE US THE DAMN GAME ALREADY

look it up

wrong miyazaki, retard

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Japanese don't adapt to work from home policies as well as burgers, so I doubt this game is coming out for at least another year.

> it’ll have brain dead souls combat instead of sekiro + rpg
This shit upsets me

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or someone

>people still expecting it this year
Dont count on it. Coronachan fucked it all up for everyone and now game development is done from home.

twitter.com/YasuhiroKitao/status/1250089156669145088?s=20

Sorry senpais

i still expect news this year, just whip up some gameplay trailer from home, easy.

I DOUBT they won't include/adapt some of the stuff they innovated in Sekiro.