Who is the king of simps in videogames?

Nu Carlos.
> Don't you liketha in a man?
> This pretty lady
> A tall cup of water like yourself
> You're very brave
> You're badass
> Tough as nails
> You're braver than I am
> Nah man she's not like that she's special
etc etc

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?

Why is that girl getting a little kid to do her homework?

based all wh*te women crave bbc

>is it a simp or a wolf

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>All that setup for trash NTR porn

Artists really are faggots these days

>simp
>>>twitter

I helped a girl study for her exams because she asked, am I a simp?

>be black
>only time I can see a black dude in porn fucking a qt non-black girl, drawn or otherwise, is when it's some cuck/cheating/ntr/race-based alpha-beta bullshit
>always with the connotation that either the girl is someone of poor moral fiber and that's the only kind of woman a black man could ever hope to get, or the guy is only able to obtain a woman by being a thug and stealing the woman away
Fuck this gay fucking earth dammit

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>tfw no simpy gf (male) with wide hips

ok simp

you know what is worse than a regular simp?
a faggot who simps for a tranny

>be fat and ugly
>all porn with fat and ugly dudes is nearly exclusively rape
>no cutesy stories about seeing past that and liking the fat and ugly dude for who they are

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Honestly, and unironically, stay in your lane. Whites are for whites and blacks are fir blacks, do not mix.

Vincent Valentine. Imagine being cucked into death and beyond.

Yes. Having an equal study partner is based. Teaching someone else is weak.

I feel you bro. I just want to have a happy family with a beautiful woman of strong character. Someone I want to work to be better for.

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Based honestly, ntr is fucking gay

Because theres nothing worth seeing. Lose some weight before it kills you.

why are the newfags calling friendzoned "simp" now?

>Nigger thinks the racist pseudo-bestiality porn is for him.
o lord am laf.

>seeing past that and liking the fat and ugly dude for who they are

Irresponsible mongoloids with no discipline or regard for the people they're hurting then they die at 50? Boy they're missing out.

Are you saying you have a BBH? (Big Black Heart)

>be black
>tfw porn has basically cemented public perception that every black dude has a giga penis
>I’m rocking right at 6 inches
>Whenever I get intimate with a girl they always seem disappointed at my dick size, expecting 10 inches or some shit

Fuck this fucking earth

No respectable woman would be with a black guy, it's a simple reality.
This applies to all races and creeds.

Damn...

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>that one doujin where a fat ugly guy becomes the leader of an Orcish harem because they mistake him for a cute Orc
There is some hope for you.

Unless you fucked her, yes.

lol
he is

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nice copypasta
just don't racemix

I would fuck cute simps if I were a woman, I don't get them

This

>subhumans pretending they are people
Loving every laugh

Link is canonically gay. He doesn't even like Zelda.

>Have a black boyfriend
>Like the idea of porn that has skin color that matches us because it's easier to self insert into
>90% of it is always some dumb blacked bullshit where they can't stop talking about how white men are worthless
>99% of what's left draws the black guy as some incredibly unrealistic 8ft tall dude covered in muscles and with a 20inch cock

Blacked porn is garbage meant for cucked white men, not women.

>be fit
>musclefu gets fucked by a literal twink

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I would fuck every single underage boy I came across if I were a woman, how can women prefer an old man instead of a cute shota?

feminism was a mistake

I hate this so much.

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NTR is for closet faggots.
>Hurr just self insert as the bull

Even if you self insert as the bull why are you so concerned with having a cock bigger than another man, or getting off on another man's reaction to you fucking their woman

It's some massive homo shit and I wish NTR faggots would just admit it

We won aqua bros!

mario or link, hands down

When i was only 6 and my sister 15, we kissed and touched each other's privates while no one was at home and we were in a rubber pool, best summer of my life, /ss/ is BASED, take it from someone who lived it

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All women are the exact same and exclusively want “alpha man” abusive pieces of shit. Turns them on to be treated like trash, meanwhile nice people like me who are willing to actually help them, support them, and be there for them get kicked to the curb and ridiculed for being a “simp”. Fucked world we live in right now.

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What'd you say?

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Stay in your lane, nigger.

So you're just a simp if you dont fuck a girl you have a conversation with?

actually, has to be mario, marios entire world is never really at stake in these games, it's really always more of a concentrated kidnapping. link saving zelda is really more of a side quest related to preventing major catastrophe. so mario.

No Aqua bros we got cocky

Porn is not canon.

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yes

does it matter though? you get more chances because of the stereotype and while the girl might be disappointed, she won't just get up and leave. you score anyway

doomguy is asexual

>black artists are so fucking self hating that there's hardly any black couple shit out there

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>be talking to a girl for over a year
>quirky friendship; nothing too serious
>she starts play flirting with me
>begins innocent but has slowly become a lot more suggestive and forward
>such low self esteem and no history of female friendships/relationships in general, I can't tell if she's just more comfortable now with me so she can be more lewd, or its actual hint dropping
>every time I just laugh it off like she was just joking

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Ironically, you can also blame the jews, who created the myth of the big black cock in order to sell nigger porn, because they could pay the actor less or not at all.

>all the big dicked white guys get a normal job and never end up in porn
>all the big dicked black guys are criminals and end up in porn.
And thats how it started.

that's the dude that made incest pron that referenced StoneToss, right?
most certainly
either way racemixing is disgusting

Obviously, that's a woman's sole purpose in life, pretending they are anything more makes you a simp.

maybe because boys cum in 10 seconds senpai
I wish you weren't right

i dont know why this made me laugh so hard

I dont think about his reaction, I'm only in it to see how depraved women are at their core. Women exposing themselves in the moment as whores for a man who isnt their husband or bf turns me on.

>Be white
>Girlfriend is black
>She was surprised at my larger than average cock the first time she fucked
>Every one of her friends assumes I must be huge because of this

I'm sorry you got dealt a rough hand bro

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You don't deserve to have anything which caters to desires, coal burner.

Makoto Naegi

>>always with the connotation that either the girl is someone of poor moral fiber and that's the only kind of woman a black man could ever hope to get
This is true though.

Why not just come forward? Stop being a fucking retard and don't let opportunities like this fly by.

shoot your shot next time you two are alone. all else fails you'll be another loner on v

Truth.
Not just that, but they also sometimes use nigger dildos to hide the fact that their penises aren't that big (probably because of how much estrogen they have)

Why are you dating an ape?

caramel posting without the trip i see

bumping because I hate you all

exactly

Maybe if you married a ten year old you'd have a better life partner, retard
take the redpill even Zig Forums won't swallow, the cunnypill
Indeed

>memesexual
die

Because I like women with dark skin, curly hair and big asses. She's not inflatable so I doubt she's your type

DONT do this, she'll use it against you and make you feel like shit.

>its another American cuck fantasy nigger NTR comic / thread

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A simp is someone who worships and orbits women and gives them money for no reason. I guess it could also apply if you are constantly helping them at your own expense.

They have to use dildos because penises that large are a very tiny fraction of the population, and frequently dysfunctional. Although the easier technique is to just get smaller girls and use LOTR camera perspective tricks.

women shouldn't have human rights

No

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>exact thing
>ask
>she was just joking

>she'll use it against you
What the fuck does this mean?

>the cunnypill
I came to this thread to laugh, not to get the most massive redpill I have ever read holy fuck

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I got you.
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not him but that does matter. its the same people that act like they're not racist that do that shit.

That image has been literally me for 27 years.
I just can't help simping for girls I actually like. How the fuck do I break out of this?

How are you aware of this and still not do it.
I wasn't aware in my similar experience and I wish I had, I'd probably be married by now.

Tell a lie, I have had one experience with a girl before, but she was just using me to get back at her boyfriend, who incidentally was (and still is) one of my best friends.

I don't want to be burned again if I do call this new girl out.

It's true though

You may consider yourself different, and that's great, it really is; but your kind has done you a great disservice by behaving dreadfully.

>even black girls expect a monster cock
God dammit I'm never gonna make it with my small 6 incher

Reminder the mods are tranny cucks

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no helping some one once does not make you a simp.

based

>tfw black
>keep matching with goth girls on tinder
>made a fwb with one, she's in an open relationship
>get invited to a threesome
>way bigger than the bf
>end up fucking them both
>now have a couple obessed with me
>ex gfs from high school hitting me up just for sex
Feels nice, except for the part where I'm mostly into smaller girls but I'm scared to hook up with one because I'm legitimately afraid my dick would hurt her.

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Who cares? Just fuck her.
You are being an actual simp.

>She's not inflatable so I doubt she's your type
user btfo'd

She's gonna bring it up and embarrass you with mutual friends, or talk about it behind your back.

Jack wasn't even his kid.

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just get a gf

If you’re going to be stupid at least own up to it. Prove to me right now the game does not take place in 1984

dynamite flavour

>She's gonna bring it up and embarrass you with mutual friends, or talk about it behind your back.
The fact you care about such things shows you deserve to be called a simp and be mocked.

Thank god other people are aware.
Western civilization was built upon the foundation of cunny and arranged marriages. Age of consent laws and female freedom have ruined our society.

Race mixers deserve ostracization and mockery for many reasons.

>Be black
>Look for black guys in porn
I have good news for you bud, you don't need women in your porn at all

Jesus dude. Not that guy but 80% of the game is it going out of its way to scream this at you.

>Kemono doujin
>wife is buying lewd outfits
>is because she thinks her chubby husband is cheating on her
>he was just working overtime to buy a wedding ring for her
>cute sex ensues

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>literally fucking a beast
>having the nerve to "clown" others
I hope pic related doesnt turn you on too

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Kek, read a story a while back about a slut who lived in commiefornia that the problem with black guys is that because they all think they have a big dick they dont actually have to do anything else then the old "in and out" and once the whole "OMG i'm fucking a black guy, daddy will be so mad" thing fades away with white girls once they realize they just got fucked by a low IQ retard with a average dick who finished in 3 minutes while the girl never got anything out of it.

The fact that you're unaware proves how little you know about women.

>be fat and ugly

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This is pretty much true

I'm never physical but I treat my girlfriend like shit verbally and even though she routinely gets angry about it she's never left

I lmao every time

It always make me laugh when I see the random post seriously replying to the OP

Always assume she is attracted to you.
Always, anyone reading this, everyone, always assume she is attracted to you.

Going for that shot and hitting nothing is way better than not taking that shot.

Race mixers deserve nothing but death.

Don't be a little bitch and take your banter like a fucking man user.

Imagine posting like an omegasimp about what a simp you are in a simp thread.
At least wait for a Metal Gear thread to get angry about thinking.

???

Unaware about what? If a woman or group of people would do that to me then I have no reason to give a shit about them and would just cut ties.
You are a fucking faggot, probably underage.

This post reeks of incel.

you finally got bored of drawing that gay shota comic, faggot?

post it

no need to share your porn when its not asked for user

I don't want to "pump and dump", I want a meaningful relationship with someone. If she was just being flirty I wouldn't want to fuck up the friendship we have.

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>All women are the exact same and exclusively want “alpha man” abusive pieces of shit.

american women, that is
the rest of the world has women with other kind of mentality, you know
american women were raised to be thots

I want fucking cute simps but I look so much like a man due to rosacea that no cute boys will look in my direction. It happened in high school twice with two short boys.