>You find the council of old rat sages
>They grant you 1 videogame wish, allowing you to make the videogame of your dreams
What do you do?
>You find the council of old rat sages
>They grant you 1 videogame wish, allowing you to make the videogame of your dreams
What do you do?
cum on them
Ninja Gaiden Black PC port.If it doesn't count then I'll just fucking bonk all 3 of them.
Grant me a video game with an extremely in-depth relationship system so I can build high trust with everyone only to betray them all.
Make a video game that kills jews.
God I have an urge to pull on their whiskers and feel that little clicking sensation so bad.
blacked vr pron game with top notch graphics and animation
you get to fuck every wh*te women as you please
Valkyrie Profile 3
The ultimate 4X/GSG human civilization simulator with a thoroughly modeled economy that takes us from the agricultural revolution through industrialization up until Star Trek esque post scarcity society, which might be a winstate of sorts.
National leaders and major figures would be modelled with a CK2 like character system.
I wish for a highly censored game developed solely by women with brightly colored hair, with DLC and microtransactions that dwarf the cost of the game, timed exclusive on Playstation, only on Epic for PC, and for it to cause such a shitstorm that Zig Forums is shut down indefinitely.
Toejam and Earl tower defense game where you build tomato catapults and rosebushes to stop humans
Team Fortress 3.
Movement and map design that would make the most hardened arena shooter veteran shed a tear.
Conversely, enough accessibility at low levels that damn near anyone can have a good time.
Hats up the ass, but all gated behind achievements, no store.
No proper matchmaking, something similar to Quick Play with the main focus being on dedicated servers.
The rat sages forgot to mention the drawback
It will be locked at 29 fps and only in the Epic Store
Now choose
I'm still doing it. It's Team Fortress 3, it's moddable enough and enjoyable enough that SOMEONE will figure out a way to remove the 29FPS lock and when it gets cracked the abundance of player-run servers will allow everyone, even people who avoid epic, to play.
Why are tiny mammals so cute Zig Forums? Mice, hedgehog, ferrets, hamsters, etc.
Action-RPG set in the deep past of the Kenshi-verse. You play as a free hive soldier drone in the crash following the death of the first empire. Repurposed tech serves the role of magic.
Wait they just make you work for free?
Smash these fuckers in. Fuck your monkeypaw bullshit rattos
Don't really mind the 29 depending on what the game turns out to be, but Epic is the deal breaker.
Goodbye rat sages.
cus u mammal
My game is choice is a map-based strategy game so I'm fine with the FPS.
Epic also fine as long as the game is moddable.
I remake the game above to make it the next tortanic.
Remake of the first Metal Gear game on the NES with the fox engine and the stealth gameplay of MGSV.
Make a new Mass Effect game with Shepard
brain think fuzzy warm thing good, scaly skittering things bad
A combination of pachinko and stripping girls but the girls stripping are real and infront of you and not on a screen
make a proper anarchy online sequel
fuck you reptiles are great
the girls move at 29 frames per second
Make a AAA Monster Girl Quest with a giant roster. And make them weird. No normal girls with cat ears or elves or whatever the fuck. Hold the vore too, if you don't mind.
I wanted sekiro dlc but playing with half the frames means halting my response times in half.
Based and evolution pilled.
this but unironically
Yeah I know, I own one. Though a lot of people are instinctively uneasy around them.
Good flying game with fun bosses and combat, maybe open world with rewarding and fun exploration. Also
dreng the thaggoraki where they stand
they have WRONGED US
I wasn't being ironic. Everything I listed was genuinely what I want in a game more than anything. Something to finally take Team Fortress out of the hands of Valve's decaying corpse.
Rat game where you hide from an exterminator in an old 80s styled home. The place is filled with weird collections and newspapers that give small hints about the town you live in and the owner of the homes past
>trusting rats
>trusting a council of sages
>trusting video games
Damn, Zod is loking good today.
Wouldn't want to bother now. You change the terms, you all get bonked
Terraria 3D that captures everything about the 2D version but in fully realizes it in 3D
either smt 5 or a new ape escape game that follows the mechanics of the first one, but improves on the items and has a an actual hard mode.
what is it? gecko? snake?
>make them weird, but only in the ways I like
I skipped all the vore scenes as best as I could, but fuck you, let people have what they want.
Future Tone Deluxe with a PC release
A Sonic Adventure game that combines the best parts of SA1 and SA2. It also has to have really good music, it also has to be good.
Then I use the video game wish to keep all BR and Chinese players confined to a shitty MOBA on that platform
No, just a beardie. I would love a leopard gecko as well but they are exotic in my country, which means the public are not allowed to own them.
In the future I hope to get an Angle-headed dragon or perhaps a Boyd's Forest Dragon. Tank setup is a bit more involved with them.
Whats wrong with their skin?
where are there furs?
Realistic immersive game about being a rat in NYC.
I’m getting the rat poison.
Don't trust rats! They are the jews of animal kingdom!
I fucking kill them because I don't want vermin in my home
Then I eventually move out