>so, what can you bring to this video game company
So, what can you bring to this video game company
FUCK NORMIES
FUCK BIZZIES
FUCKING SUITS
ILL KILL YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
COVID-19
Diarrhea
>normie
I've played video games
diversity
A minority
Great ideas for video games that are low developmental costs and high profits
I call them remakes
i can cum in my own mouth lol
hmm I see
you mentioned something about "normies", could you elaborate on that?
Quality control and a small sense of originality due to promoting a Waffen SS perspective game.
Also, a major boning for the blonde woman on the right side of the image.
I can give you really vague and yet overly ambitious ideas delivered from the perspective from someone who knows nothing about the physical, psychological, or monetary cost of games development.
fpbp
Programming, team leadership, devops, blue team cybersec, logistics, and analytics, but let's be real, you can't afford me anyways.
Not to brag, but... I'm a bit of an "ideas guy".
Years of experience in playing games. I can be a game player in your company and review your game before its made public so you can make the necessary changes to get higher reviews from critics.
Look what I can do.
>Are you aure this will sell more games?
What does that have to do with anything?
games?
>only have to work once every 5 years
genius
based
No wait... he's got a point
See the women at this table? They are pregnant with my children.
I'm what they call an "ideas guy"...
>ah yes, an idea guy. We do have an opening, how is $500k a year?
Fresh, innovative and daring ideas.
I've got some exciting ideas on gaming, financials, and PR management. I even been called the next Peter Molyneaux
$500,000 a year?
I'm really good at getting nothing done and wasting everybody's time
My only productivity happens during meetings and I will randomly ask the team to cut fun features or add really shitty new ones
I think project manager is an appropriate role for my talents but if you insist I'm willing to settle for more
ayo gib me yo wallets and purses
I want to fuck that girl in the middle.
You sure about that
Racism, homophobia and memes.
He sure gave her the business.