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Welcome to Alter Ego!
Have you ever wondered what your life could have been like if things had gone a little bit differently?
Well, in this game, you can find out.

The game begins not long before your first birthday.
Will you be male or female?

First even # decides

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Male

Femoid

male

WELCOME TO BIRTH & INFANCY
"...every man is the architect of his own fortune."
SALLUST (Gaius Sallustius Crispus) 86-34 B.C. Speech to Caesar on the State, sec I

You are in a warm, dark, comfortable place. This has been your place since you became aware that you are alive. It's almost time to enter a different world now.

Select an action:
COME OUT FIGHTING
COME OUT PEACEFULLY
STAY IN A LITTLE LONGER

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we're gonna be little shits
Choice A

Oh forgot, first odd decides

stay longer

COME OUT FIGHTING

Stay a while

STAY IN A LITTLE LONGER

O.K. You certainly can't be blamed for wanting to stay someplace safe and warm. Besides, you are learning early the social merits of being "fashionably late."

Select an action:
COME OUT FIGHTING
COME OUT PEACEFULLY
STAY IN A LITTLE LONGER


First even decides

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COME OUT FIGHTING

TEN MORE MINUTES MOM

NO MOM IT'S SATURDAY MORNING I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

You're gonna have a c-section scar and like it

Yes, I can certainly understand how troublesome it can seem to be evicted unexpectedly. You have every right to feel angry. You were getting a little too big to be carried around in your mom's belly -- those backaches were really starting to get on her nerves.

Besides, your dad had to suffer through a lot for the past couple of months and wasn't exactly Mr. Sunshine either. Get ready to be born in a flurry of waving arms, screams and a slap on the bottom.

Happy Birthday, and welcome to the world. From now on, life will begin to change rapidly. You will have to learn to accept responsibility, build up your resources, and manage yourself physically and emotionally.

The events that transpire over the course of the next few days include:

You are the most beautiful baby in the maternity ward and everyone takes your picture. You develop an allergy to milk and have to be given special formula. The doctors note that your breathing is a bit irregular and suggest special monitoring equipment to avoid serious problems.

You are in infancy.

There are seven stages of life in Alter Ego. You play from birth until death, whenever that may be. Your game is saved automatically.

You may select icons in any order. They are sorted chronologically.

>Sorry this one took so long, i had to label the image. Pick a number to select one of the nodes. First odd decides.

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1

8

#1 and #5 are just icons that show your status and your current age. Here's the status when you pick #1.

Going with 's choice for the next one...

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>allergic to milk
might as well just wrap the umbilical cord around our neck right now

You have just awakened from a nice, long nap. Your mom comes in the room and wants to hold you.

Select a MOOD and ACTION. First even decides.

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TEN MORE MINUTES MOM
sleepy, do nothing

Happy and cry

Cranky smile

Cranky and cry

cranky smile

Sorry, that combination of choices is not allowed. Please select a different action.

First post with a valid combination wins

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You ignored sleepy do nothing

> Whoops i thought he was responding to the earlier post. Here's the result for sleepy/do nothing

It's a dog's life, isn't it? Nothing to do all day except eat, sleep and wonder what life will be like when you're older. (Does life really change after 2?) Mom is coming closer.

Select an action:
ATTEND TO HER
IGNORE HER

>First odd decides

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Attend to this needy bitch

Attend