CYOA Thread?

Love seeing these things

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Blue utterly destroys or, at worst, ties anything except maybe black, depending on how invincibility vs instant death goes. Invincibility in element and control of element is far too powerful in combination, because you can literally just control that element so that there's always a thin layer surrounding you.

Black rod. I have a huge pool of junkies, thieves, and hobos where I live that I can gladly kill.

Orange. Would go black but it doesn't specify what counts as pointing, so sounds like a potential monkey's paw.

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Grey rod. Doesn’t explicitly say I’ll die if I go near another rod user, just says I can’t, like an invisible wall or something. Plus, invisibility and having my own goddamn pocket dimension sound baller as hell.

A. E would be cool if I actually got wizard powers along with the genius-level intellect. The loss of the ability to have children with someone and the limitations of not being able to reproduce and still having finite capacity for knowledge really detract from its usefulness too.

gray rod.
free housing.
the other ones dont let me fuck indiscriminately

>can become omnipotent with B

You have infinite capacity for knowledge, but your knowledge is limited to what you are capable of acquiring yourself. E.g. you could quickly memorize and understand all of the most complex mathematical concepts published, but you have to derive any new, as-of-yet-undiscovered formulations yourself.

Black rod lets you take over the world and become an unstoppable god, I pick that option
realistically you'd have to kill at least 1200 people to get the ball rolling on true immortality, but it's still good

Black Rod, there's enough worthless scum on this earth to live for a milllion years.

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Orange. I’d “beat” my girl in the time stop in front of her family, just us as her frozen family silently watches me discipline her the way she needs.

this.

What the fuck

The concentration bit would be the best part since it means you can try for shit like Astral Projection and eventually attain telepathy

Overthinking in a good way
Smart
Has a working brain to make logical decisions
Maybe has a working brain
At least he's doing what he wants to do

Gray
>If you can't go 100 meters within another rod user. Then they also can't go 100 meters within you. GG EZ

black rod can still point in your direction and kill you
I noticed a flaw in my plan, though
the black rod doesn't effect healthspan, so you can be the sickest piece of shit living in absolute hell for a thousand years, a worse fate than death

Purple. I summon one friend for company. No violence here.

Just point it at yourself, ez

But if you go inside a building with 0 windows how can the black rod get me?

It's still pointed at you, user
it isn't a magic bolt, it's invisible

But if your undetectable/invisible (it also specifies that literally nothing can detect you), inside a building with 0 windows, and no one can get withing 100 meters of you). There is not much you can do.

fair

Grey rod is pointless. I'm already functionally an undectable invisible being that can't go within 100m of others, that's why I come to Zig Forums.

Listen virgin you will never understand until you actually have a gf- there’s a reason women get beat.

green imagine all the weed i could smoke dude

Orange rod. It literally counters the shit out of every other color. It even functions as a Gray wand seeing as no one would see you coming or going during an entire time freeze.

I assume you can still move things during the timestop from orange?

Imagine getting pulled over by a cop for speeding or something, and when he's walking to your car, shift it into neutral and stop time, then just keep pushing your car farther and farther forward while he's walking towards your car, just to fuck with him.

But grey doesn't stop you from interacting with stuff

Not sure what you mean, but grey gets countered by orange and here’s why
>be orange rod
>stockpile 10,000 mins
>freeze time
>find grey rod user within 100 meters using frozen time
>he cant get away, and his no contact with other wands rule is nullified due to time freeze
>kill him

Yeah but you have to know grey is there in the first place, which would be near impossible. They cant be detected by anything, which would imply all the main senses are worthless.