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psst, let me tell you a secret!

Those people either haven't been staying at home or have been visited by people who haven't been staying at home. The virus doesn't float on the air except in people's fuckin spit, and it certainly doesn't go through walls.

dey lie

Yeah sure they were staying home, except for that one party they just had to go to.

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Not enough quotation marks around that 'shocking'

>the virus doesnt float on the air
False. The virus can sit in the air for hours after somebody coughs.

>Most people were at homes
>Howw do you know that
>They told us

Lmao lets be real here:
Those peopel were lying and were probably visited by people who had the chinese flu or said:
>Imma head out to the hood n shiet and hustle arou d for some while with mah niggas

>user stupidly clicks obvious virus
>user says they didn't click the obvious virus to avoid looking stupid

wow, you mean vit D3 deficient people are susceptible? shocking

Every morning I wake up and thank god for my white man immunity system. Even as jew's and women drive our civilization off a cliff, god comes in and shows the world who its rightful inheritor is.

That's not how it works, viruses don't fly user.

Fucking OAK

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Great job ignoring the context, you illiterate cunt. People at the beach or at the stores aren't going to spit in the air and have it travel to your fucking house. Unless, of course, you live like 20 feet from the place and there's a fucking breeze directed right at your place.

i only know of one person who stayed home since February and hasn't taken a step outside since March 1. Gets food delivered to him. I guess he gets he delivery boy to also bring him the little mail he gets too.

Thanks trump

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You're going to die user. Think of your god when you do, it'll be fine.

People are packed like rats in Nyc, there's no way to stop the spread completely, even if people are cooped up.

>were probably visited by people
How the fuck is that lying? The article didn't say they magically got the virus while being holed up with no human contact... It is saying that we have gotten to the point where most new cases are not from people who purposely go out and ignore the virus. Eventually that should be the case...

Good to see you're in good health Uncle Ruckus

>wow, you mean vit D3 deficient people are susceptible? shocking
It is funny that going outside and getting sunlight is a good way to help fight a virus, yet we treat it as something that we should go and sleep in a dark room for.

New york bros... how can this happen? We’ve been so diligent ato stay home and social distance but the seattle sickness still gets us

I already had the corona. We are all gonna die user

There has been absolutely nothing suggesting that people with higher vitamin D levels are safer from the virus. Great job trying to turn something to "prove" your point, though.

NYC might as well be Kowloon in this scenario, there's no way that shit isn't spreading everywhere.

I'm pretty sure the virus can stay on cardboard boxes for 72 hours. So anyone getting deliveries runs a risk

The void gives really shitty instructions for the doner glyph.

how can you not have enough of a vitamin? nigga just go to the store and buy pills, they make vitamin d3 shit

>It's all DRUMPF'S fault
Liberals never cease to amaze me with how big their smooth brains are

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>Every country is being hit by the coof
>Early on Democrats said "It's just a flu bro glumph is only using this to distract us from impeachment" and threw a fit over travel bans because it's racist to stop Chinese plague spreaders from entering your country
>heavily Democrat areas following the orders of Democrat mayors/governors are getting hit the hardest
>FUCKING DRUMPF REEEEE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

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The real pandemic here is people being forced to interact with their own minds for a change. The virus is simply exposing how detached they all are from their own souls. That’s why people go stir crazy, willing to risk their health for that tiny fix of dopamine they get from doing their mindless normalfag activities

Dude, it's higher than that. It's almost at 90k deaths, now. And that's just the ones that have been reported.

>Isolation means that they still don’t have to get food somehow
>people with obvious vulnerabilities aren’t more likely to stay at home
The first know.major vector in germany was a foods delivery man.

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Here comes the Russian bots and MIGAtards!

Yeah, it says that at the top right.

How wrong you are. Insects and Insect-Americans don't count as "people"

How you know someone is a retard. Perfect example right here.

It's good to know us shut-ins and NEETs have been proven right for all the times we said normalniggers would kill themselves if they had to live like us for a while.

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Imagine being so low IQ you actually begin to think memes are something to believe in. That’s MIGA/MAGAfags.

Not an argument
Based

I wonder what the death toll would be if we had Democrats hauling in planes full of Wuhan refugees to virtue signal about how not-racist and not-xenophobic they are to the rest of the world, since that is their #1 priority.

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Imagine actually risking illness, and encouraging others to do so as well, just to virtue signal. I'm sure if this virus originated in America this retard wouldn't be telling people to "do a powerful show of defiance" and go out and celebrate the 4th of july

>Yeah, it says that at the top right
Oh, my bad. One more mark to the number of tards who didn't read the tiny text.

>The virus doesn't float on the air

but it does. 8 hours iirc. plus it can stick pretty well to surfaces so maybe someone sneezed on the pizza tray you ordered and you touched it without proper protection you're fucked.

>you can spontaneously get a virus out of thin air
Some americans are actually full blown retards.

>are safer from the virus
I didn't say it makes you less likely to get a virus. It helps you recover from a virus.

>enough of a vitamin
I said sunlight. First off, you don't absorb vitamins the same way from a pill as you do from their natural source. Second, sunlight comes with radiation. Radiation is harmful to just about everything in existence including viruses. Those are just a couple of aspects and isn't the whole picture, plus the things we don't fully understand yet. Humans live in the sun, so naturally our bodies are designed to work better when we get sunlight at least sometimes.

The truth is it is every world leaders fault and trying to pin it on just trump will ensure all of them including trump get away with it.

Don't you have some potatos to ferment for your vodka, ivan?

why blame trump tho?
I mean sure, it's probably his fault for the retards that swallowed the pills he tweeted
but it's like, are americans so stupid that they'll go to the pub, french kiss an asian girl, and then get the rona and say it's trump's fault?

>Someone actually made this

I feel so smug. Neet for ten years but Stacy suicides after a month of forced neetdom.

>niggers and spics don't listen and do the opposite of what they're told
>get infected
this is nothing new

Repost
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All presidents are crooks, some are just allowed to get away with it.
It was widely known among the media for example that JFK was sleeping around with tons of women and that his family got their money from speakeasies connected with the mafia. Doesn't matter, he's still one of the most beloved in history. Clinton was a crook, Bush Sr was a crook, Reagan was a crook, Carter was a crook, FDR was a crook the lot of them
Politicians are all garbage. No one gets to be president with a clean career

>disassembles his pandemic response team
>belittles the virus to this day in favor of muh economy
>lies and talks clown shit on TV
>doesn’t take responsibility of his mistakes
Due to his incompetence USA is the center of the pandemic. I swear, trumpanzees must be the dumbest pieces of shit on this planet.

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the virus is passed by human to human transmission depsite what the chinese health organisation says.
Logically if you are not near humans you cant get it.

>americans
lmao

Don't you have some cats to boil for your fried rice, Xhinquan?

>I wonder what the death toll would be
Still low like it is now. This virus hasn't done half the harm that we make it out to have done. Not only are the numbers fictitiously high due to blaming non-virus related deaths on the virus, but even the numbers we do have are rather pathetic when it comes to a pandemic. Yearly flu's are more of a god damn pandemic...

>whataboutism
there's a difference between being a manwhore and having your goons commit a litany of crimes to win an election that you were already going to win in a landslide.

The virus is a sham for oligarchs to hide behind while they raid the coffers, crash the economy, and normalize a global hegemony backed up by tracking, surveillance, permanent wealth stratification, and a martial law.

>Due to his incompetence USA is the center of the pandemic

Trump's a fucktard, but somehow you're even dumber. Congratulations.

>He thinks Americans are on at this time
This is peak Bongposting you're witnessing
>Can't even capitalize "Ivan"
Based ESL

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>Virus has an incubation period of up to two weeks
>People are infectious for that entire time before they're symptomatic
>People think 'yeah just stop literally everyone from China' would've done anything meaningful when it'd already spread to other countries

The truth is the chink government is the only one to really blame since they purposely hid how serious this is so they wouldn't look bad/weak and they paid off the WHO to help. The rest of the world should embargo China for the next decade as punishment. No trading, no immigration, no tourism, no exchange students, no work visas, fucking nothing.

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UV light has viral killing properties and vitamin D helps you fight off infections. Jesus you brainlets

No stop you fucking tranny you can't question Dear Leader
Now it's time for your lysol injection

A)no, its also transmittable between animals. it has clear zoological marking say it originated within animals.
B)Even still, infected human touches a surface, thus infecting it. then you touch the surface thus getting infected. its still human to human just indirect.

I blame the WHO
and the fact that more people don't angers me

im talking about coomo. The guys retarded.

>>Can't even capitalize "Ivan"
>Based ESL
No period at the end. Russian bot who doesn't know English confirmed.

I thought obstruction of justice was a crime. Is it not a crime when Clinton and JFK do it?

>go outside to party every day
>get sick
>go to the hospital
>"sir, have you been staying at home?"
>"OF COURSE I HAVE DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID"

what the fuck is wrong with the editor

I know right. People call us neets the weak pussies but normalfags are literally suiciding because they didn't have social interaction for a week.
I've lived in solitude for 10 years aside from my cat.

>belittles the virus to this day in favor of muh economy
>meanwhile the economy tanks, people are jobless, and death rates from the virus are low enough that chocking on a piece of fried chicken when you aren't even a black person is more likely to kill you
Congrats

Trump also heavily downplayed the virus as democrat hysteria, and now that people are bored of being neets he's doing it again.
You can say that the Chinese "tricked" Trump but then you have to consider that Trump was dumb enough to trust the Chinese.

I know, right? We should just open up all the borders cause the virus already spread.
Retard.

>USA is the center of the pandemic

imagine defending chinks as a tranny, jesus fucking christ

Holy shit you are retarded as coomo.
Staying at home and getting infected is not the fault of the person staying at home.
Its entirely on whoever brought the virus to him.
This is a failing of coomo. Hes trying to say you can get infected if you stay at home.
Not the dumb company transmitting it to people

Death rates are low directly because the social distancing and lockdowns are doing their job.

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What are some good games that let me punish americans?

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Why didn't we just quarantine the old people that can actually die from it?

Lets not forget how Democrats and their media buddies portrayed the coof as a nothingburger in the early days, when it first reached America.

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Unless you were able to close all transport with all countries with documented and undocumented infections immediately, there's exceptionally little gain in border closures. Especially when you don't share a land boarder with the place you're worried about.

He was downplaying it while taking measures to stop the spread. Obvious reason being to prevent greater panic.

theres lots of blame to go around, Chinese communist party. WHO. the late response of many leaders, UK's retarded "Herd immunity" policy.

>already had pandemic response team but disassembled because obama made it
>had a pandemic response playbook on what to do but it had the black man prints on it so it got to go
actual trumptards should kill themselves
they're no better than commies with their unwavering loyalty to their supreme leader even as he fucks them in the ass with barbed wire
Cant even say im on the right in public without being grouped up with all you fucking braindead faggots

Glad you're comfy with that thought. Still, you should do something about that superiority bullshit, it's not a good look on you.

Woah! Powerful!

The death rate is lower than .5% for young people and it's only like 1.2% for the elderly.
For fucks sake we can just make restrictions be based on age. If we care so little about liberty we're willing to throw it away in an instant we can require social distancing for stuff like restaurants and quarantine the elderly

sauce me up senpai

>while taking measures to stop its spread
good one

You're confusing death rates and infection rates. The death rate is largely static.

>Staying at home and getting infected is not the fault of the person staying at home.
>Its entirely on whoever brought the virus to him.
where did I blame the guy who stayed at home? I was merely correcting the fact that the virus isn't airborne when it fact it is

Its mainly just china's fault

This state is so fucked. Well, maybe upstate isn't AS fucked.

white people won't exst in a hundred yars? based! reminder that in a hundred years whites will all be extinct there'll be 4 billion africans and 3 billion chinamen while everyone else tries to get in the good books of one of the two superpowers of the yellow orientals or black africans

>because the social distancing and lockdowns are doing their job
>people who get the virus and don't die survive because other people are staying away from each other
How the fuck does that work user?

Take it up with god, faggot.

The death rates have lowered because of the measures taken to flatten the curve. Once you stop those measures the mortality rate will spike as hospitals become overwhelmed with boomers.

Not at all. Stopping recreational travel is the most important because those people mingle in public places while cargo transport is restricted to supply lines.

Please God let Trump win again just so I can see the reactions of all the Discord trannies.

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>all the anti-lockdownies are dusty white people

Ok tranny

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Are we going to pretend everybody on the right didn't call it a nothingburger too?
Hell, calling it a nothingburger is literally a meme that spread from Zig Forums.

America fucked the entire response amazingly, the chinks are laughing all the way to their mask production lines, which are now over a dollar per mask.

Basically both sides are retarded and have flip flopped between saying it's just a seasonal flu and how it's the end of the world.

However I will say that right now opening the states is not the right thing to do. This second wave is going to fuck the US up just like it has Italy.

>redditor is retarded
No surprise there.

Just because it resists on surfaces, doesn't mean is likey for you to get infected by it.
It becames more likely if there is a high concentration of the virus and you are staying for some time close to it.
If you are in a well ventilated environment, the chances are even lower.

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Lots of people getting sick means that the health care system can't handle all the cases, which means that more people die because they didn't get proper treatment. It also leads to more secondary deaths because people with other conditions can't get treated.

kill yourself trump apologist
your life is worthless and no one cares about you welfare keks

in reality yeah, but most world leaders aren't acting like it, truth is, most countries still that CCP dick and the RMB pennies that come along with it

>every news writer I don’t agree with is a democrat
Obsession and the absolute state.

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stop defending coomo. the guy is implying people staying at home can get sick. You cant. Its impossible unless someone brings it to you.
Hes trying to cover for his nursing home scandal.

How do I filter this shit?

Yeah, you should do something about that too.

I want to see their reactions but I don't want my home to burn

Hospitals are basically empty at the moment because people are discouraged from going unless they have bad corona.
Then you end up with all the people dying because of other reasons but whoops they also tested positive for corona so I guess this stage IV prostate cancer patient died of corona lmao

lol stay mad

Democrats changed their tune much faster than Republicans though, Republicans were insisting it was just a flu bro up through March.

I'm really hoping you're pretending to be retarded, what does the term airborne mean?

NO IT ISN'T A SOULS LIKE YOU FUCKING TARD

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god I hate these flu is worse idiots. yes flu has more deaths but only because it infects far more people. the mortality rate for the flu is less than 0.1% I promise you if we would behave towards the flu like we behave toward Corona flu deaths would drop dramatically far below corona deaths.

>he actually thinks you can get the virus out of thin hair.
Kys subhuman.

Zig Forums also had /cvg/ months before the coof was taken seriously by the general public. That general is the reason I was stocked up by the time panic buying began.

>old people spend their entire lives destroying the economy for future generations
>forces everyone to quaratine because it's not fair if only grandpa Jim has to sit in his house as one final fuck you to finish off the economy for good

Nothin personal Billy

It was the Leftist politicians telling people to go to Chinatown and kiss Chinese people.

>America fucked the entire response amazingly

Yet somehow their per capita rates are middling at worst?

>he lives in a nice area and only watches the news

I'm in the ghetto and its been a non-stop party since the lock down's began. Half the problem is the niggers not following the rules and the other half is them getting wasted every night for 2 months straight.

>we should go to war with the west coast, it’s they fault

t. a timbs stomping MAGA jogger

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>be in the middle of a dangerous pandemic
>ban travelers from other countries
>"THIS IS A THREAT TO OUR SECURITY!"
how do you even arrive at such a conclusion. you can disagree with it but what the fuck kind of mental gymnastics do you have to go through to arrive at that conclusion?

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Keep seething r/t_d

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ITT anons from countries who are subsidized by the United States

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>Implying anyone on the left even so much knows how to light a matchstick

I don't understand this. Apparently anybody with left-leaning views, all media outlets that aren't hard conservative and a party are all the same amorphous blob. And they're the ones that hate wrongthink, of course.

Don't care if they changed their tune or not, both sides are using the flu to play politics and that is not a good a thing. America's partisan politics are fucked.

>which means that more people die because they didn't get proper treatment
>According to the World Health Organization (WHO), about 80% of people who develop the disease have mild to moderate symptoms and fully recover without needing treatment in a hospital
This ain't a fucking deadly virus. It is less deadly than the yearly flu.

It worked for Vietnam

And? Now our economy is fucked and we're going to get fucked up the ass by the government unless we open up soon

>BuzzFeed
>The Hill
>NPR
>US News
>CNN
>USA Today
>Washington Post
>LA Times
Which of those outlets doesn't spend 90% of its time bitching about Trump/Republicans or regurgitating DNC talking points?

but it literally is you fucking dipshit, america currently is hit the worst for corona cases

not airborne yet
aerosol

>nignogs breaking lockdown because ayyo white devil virus can't kill me
>go out, get infected, shit incubates, get home, get hospitalized
>we wuz in home n sheet tho

>red blooded murifats breaking lockdown because muh constitutional freedoms
>go out, get infected, shit incubates, get home, get hospitalized
>wtf bros I was at home how could this happen to me

>america destroys itself and proves the world how dumb they are
>trump fails and the unwarranted self-importance clown is subject of ridicule for many years to come
It’s really a win-win situation.

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Fat people and old people seem to be a majority of victims.

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Did you miss the half where I mentioned land boarders?

/cvg/ is pretty insulated from the rest of Zig Forums actually. Lots of people there shitting all over Trump and Winnie the Pooh last I checked.

It's always impressive how many genius level scientists show up on the imageboard for sadistic losers to share their wealth of knowledge.

No I mean we need someone that isn't massively retarded for another 4 years. The memes aren't worth it

Because America is fucking enormous..
The testing rates also suck, if you'd like to know.