Walking outside playing on switch

>walking outside playing on switch
>these gentlemen walk in front of you
“That’s a nice switch you got there white boy. My and my bro’s can play some smash on that. Give it here before we blow a cap in your cracker ass you white BITCH.”
What do you do?

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Walking away would be 180 degrees. What you did was a full circle and are walking into them

reply "I'm asian you stupid blind niggers" and then defeat them with my karate skills

>walking outside playing on switch
Who the fuck walks whilst playing a handheld?

>bang
>dead
Thanks for the switch honky
>bang
>dead
Thanks for the switch ching chong
Fine, your playing it at the park then and not walking.

“That’s a nice switch you got there white boy. We niggs can throw down smash. Signup for evo and see me online when we blow a cap in your cracker ass you white BITCH.”

Classic

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Absolutely based. But not based for not being Japanese and using a gatana.

I can't wait till the real new fags expose themselves and call you the newfag.

>he doesn't know

>he knows

I guess those memes were a long time ago, you wouldn’t remember sweet child

Jog on faggots

>trolling is a art

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>Fine, your playing it at the park then and not walking.
Won't happen, they'll be arrested for being black even before they reach the park.

It’s a park that’s on the corner of Martin Luther King Jr Dr and Malcom X Avenue

Draw Glock and fire repeatedly. Leave no survivors.

Mock the families after I get off free in court.

"I watched your loved one die. He pleaded in his little chimpy nigger way for his worthless nigger life, saying he was sorry as he shat himself. So I shot him in the balls and told him I'd let him live if he said he deserved that. He whimpered it, so I shot him in the knee. That got him to scream. Then I shot him in the head."

"YOUR SON IS DEAD, YOUR SON IS DEAD, YOU'LL NEVER GIVE HIM A HUG AGAIN!"

Find out their birthdays. Call their relatives on said dates. Mention how Satan is using them as fucktoys in hell.

>this whole fucking post

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“I actually want to keep my switch Mr.Tall Dark and Handsome. However, I got something else you and your boys can play wit. Rawr =3”
>proceed to drop pants and allow them to unload their manhood inside me

Offer to buy all of them switches and copies of smash so we can play some local together.

Shoot them since they basically handed you everything you need to legally defend yourself with a gun in Fl - i don't own the console either so clearly they're not sane

Drop pants.

Dick fart at them, playing the star spangled banner with my meatus flatus, having inflated my bladder with helium.

Dickfart all over my switch, marking it as mine forever.

Feign orgasm as the last blasts of vapor make their way out, which may or may not be necessary as I love my dickfarting.

After this display, I will have either cowed them into terror or I will have gained at least one disciple of dickfarting.

I don't live in America and have no intention of ever going there, so I don't think it's happening.

Careful, Whistlin' Pee-Hole Pete lost his career that way.

No, Pete exposed himself to children. Big difference.

>I don't live in America
>So I don’t think it’s going to happen to me
Oh you poor poor soul, I had that same mind set five years ago. Just give it 5-10 years and you’ll see your neighborhood ‘diversify’

>Shoot then and continue playing your switch
>Go home and fall asleep
>Wake up next morning to this in front yard with Al Sharpton giving a speech
What do now?

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Unlikely, outside of the west no one really cares about that shit and nipland is aggressively resistant to foreign interference, if shit hasn't changed by the time the Olympics are done it's never going to happen.

"Its not a switch, its a vita, and you can have it"

>three scrawny niggers and one fat cunt
Headbutt them individually.

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These look like the softest black guys I’ve ever seen. They’d probably be down to play with me instead of stealing it

And Jessie Jackson, took me a good minute to remember MLK’s retarded lackys name