Wtf bros? I thought this was supposed to be some goofy Japanese shit but it's really fucking sad and tragic...

Wtf bros? I thought this was supposed to be some goofy Japanese shit but it's really fucking sad and tragic. I wasn't expecting this at all.

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the goofy shit is there to soften you up before it punches you right in the dick with feels.

0, 1, 2, and 4 are the games that have good stories

*blocks your path*

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This lil nigga has recommended new fap material irl I love him

Yakuza is known for having goofy as fuck side missions and activities while also having stories that take themselves relatively seriously. It's charming but also works against itself at points, like I wanted to fuck off and have fun messing around but the sense of urgency for many of the story missions made me feel like I couldn't just ignore what was going on.

>PS4 console exclusive
So this is the new trick huh?

It's on PC as well

That's the point. It being on PC still makes it PS4 console exclusive.

It was an exclusive when the game came out, thus, a lot of covers saying it's a PS4 exclusive ya fucking paranoid faggot.

>He rushed through the game instead of doing all the side missions
Literally the worst franchise to ignore side missions in.

I bet you didn't even unlock the outer-skill rings with the real estate minigame. Step up kohai.

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Hate that you can't display your plushies

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but it came out on ps3 too user

That's going to be in Yakuza: VR for sure.

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>4

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most of the story is good and the ending is kino
rubber bullets are dumb but who cares

>Hostess minigame
Brehs I can't quit

Ono Michiyo is top waifu

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>Yakuza 4
>good anything
Hilarious.

F

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>tfw got filtered by Outrun and can't proceed the real estate mission

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you can still proceed. you'll lose 10% but you can get it back. barely matters at all

It is goofy, in the sense that for all the shit the characters go through, everything can be settled simply with a gun. Yeah subjective opinions, who cares what you enjoy blah blah etc, but I can't for the life of me empathise with people who actually feel for the story. Everything about it is awful - the writing, pacing, music, how contrived each scene is. It could be enjoyable had it been in pure "so bad it's good" territory, but they actually intend for the story to be taken seriously. For the most part it just serves as a distraction to the side content.

Who cares though, the game is fun as fuck. Everything else is just a bonus

That Kuze sure loves getting his ass kicked

>kiwami 2
>QUICK KIRYU SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED AT STARDUST AND KAZUKI RAN OFF, DATE IS TRYING TO CHASE HIM DOWN GET AFTER THEM
>run into substory on the way
>date talking to some guy about upgrading his internet
????

>he achieved the final coom and can now never coom again

what the other guy said, just take the hit and get it back easily

>Finished Kiwami 1 hour ago
>everyone fucking died
Jesus, 0 seems like an even bigger tragedy in hindsight.

2's story is pretty stupid at parts.

Mate if "the story is stupid" is a downside for you in a yakzua story you should probably look for a different series.

>Date's gun doesn't recoil
>no gun blast either
>"BUT HE HAS A GUN, IT MUST BE HIM"

I read that the cabaret girls were based on real people so I searched up Ai-san and found out she's a porn artist.

Does everybody do porn in Japan?

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Pretty sure even the characters in story acknowledge it was poor evidence and that was the point. The florist himself says it.