H-hello?

h-hello?

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wazzup

Hi. How are you?

AHHHHHHH KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM....DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS.

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Hello Heather Department, formerly Based Department?

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

yes this is heather from the heather department
if you wish to register register your account type 1, if you wish to talk to tech support, if you wish to birth a god type 666, if you wish to file a complaint type 3

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BBC

Heather is so cute, I just want to hug her and kiss her and listen to music with her and tell her everything will be okay. Uh, wait, who's this on the phone?

is she sisters with Ashley from resident evil 4?

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big mouf

holy shit i really fucked up that post i think we need a better secretary

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I'd like to file a compliment.
Heather a cute.

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BALLS OF STEEL

>"hewwo?"

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thank you for your feedback, we'll look into it and try to fix the issue

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Maybe

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heather lacks ashley's ballistics but she's still cuter

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>tfw hanging out with your SH1 and SH2 and SH3 bros and life is good

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>try to fix the issue
I'll summon the janitor to take care of it.

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Tell me, Zig Forums: which do you prefer? To give pain, or to receive it?

i headcanon harry was a traumatized limping jumpy guy (in a cool way) that gave heather firearm instruction for vague paranoid reasons

How do I get friends

I generate my own pain.

They don't look like they have the strength of 5 grown ass men at first look

heather dabs on janitors

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*teleports behind you*
>give it

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Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m...finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so...I know it can be a little overwhelming, but i’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about, uhh, you’ll do fine! So...let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Ok? Uh...let’s see. First there’s an introductory greeting from the company i’m supposed to read. Eeh it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. ‘Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon the discovery of the damage or death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premise have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced. Blah, blah, blah.’ Now that might sound bad, I know, but there’s really nothing to worry about.

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they share the same clothes

..n-no this is patrick

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IS THIS THING ON?

HELLO, where is my money?