YEEEEEEEEHAWWW

YEEEEEEEEHAWWW

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only on stadia and epic store

It's time to kick gum and chew ass

cope you chinknigger

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only on stadia and epic store

Croats aren't Jews
Fuck off

>implying Epic is not going to be a colossal nigger and pay for exclusivity again

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You can already preorder it, it comes out in three months, the trailer has only Steam and Stadia in it, Croteam already told Oculus/Facebook to fuck off with their timed exclusivity and when they released Talos on EGS it was an even worse version than the console one or even the original vanilla release and barely anyone actually bought it.

already preordered it on the epic games store with the 10 dollars off coupon, fuck steam

they can't pull that shit of anymore Valve took measures against that plus Croteam are total steamboo's

What'd Steam do to block getting Exodus'd again?

Why does Sam look even younger than BFE?

because it's set before it

Yeah? Huh.

another prequel

epic can suck on a fat gotovina

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AND AS WE FALL
THE SPIRIT CARRIES ON
THAT A HERO COMES AND SAVES US ALL~

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nothing because that was the initial backstab and EPIC kikery

If my memory serves me well, they reminded everyone of a certain clause in the agreement all game publishers have to sign when they want to sell on Steam. The clause basically says that they can't turn their games into timed exclusives on other platforms if they already agreed to sell on Steam.

>When you order Duke Nukem from Wish

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I thought it was set after? Damn, are we never going to end up fighting against Mental himself?

Is serious sam even relevant anymore? I feel like the one-liner quip fast shooty tooty was post ironic already in 2010

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...egs exclusive I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent egs exclusive yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....bigger cut...sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....oh yes...very good...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a egs exclusive....ah yes....let me guess....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed its egs exclusive......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....fortnite and tencent money.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
fffffff….yes….

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you now remember whale of darkness

Apparently, it's still very popular in Russia, where they still make mods for it to this day.

I assume mod-making for the first two games became a lot easier after they released those two games' source code on GitHub.

Please tell me how you can have all the characters from BFE and earth around AFTER it?

It's relevant to SS fans, who are the primary target anyway. Talos Principle was successful, Serious Sam goes on sale regularly; they're just doing it because they can. The most worrisome aspect of this is that the longest standing Croteam head left the company a few years ago, and considering BFE is marred with utter trash like the spider levels, if Planet Badass is anywhere near BFE's quality then Serious Sam might die.

How can 1(one) studio be so BASED?

>pictures you can hear

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My assumption was that SS4 was going to be chronologically set after SS2. After actually looking up the game's description on Steam, I guess I was wrong.

serious sam is a sjw feminist propaganda fuck off retard im not supporting that

>You can already preorder it
Not saying it will happen, but wasn't this the case for other games that went to the epic store?

>serious sam
>sjw feminist propaganda
Is this supposed to be bait?

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no, dont you remember the shoved in female character in the third game? it was fucking emberassing, not buying their games ever again

I think the running joke is that we're NEVER going to fight Mental himself. It's also partially their fault for making SS2 so goofy to the point where its hard to build a sequel off that.

>literally says Stadia and Steam on launch
nice bait

Remember when this was called Planet Badass?

Seek help

>AAAAAAAAAAAAaah yourself

>adding just one female character is somehow feminist propaganda
Yep, definitely bait. Nothing to see here, people, move along.

based

it literally was feminist propaganda you dumb fucking retard...this is how you get sucked in you moron

why does he look like a skinny boomer tryhard

>*spawning sound*

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>sucked in
Yes, we're the people who have been sucked in by a delusional ideology.

>kamikazes now hold their bombs in Y form again like in the first games instead of T like BFE and HD remakes
We are going home sambros

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There are some sounds a man simply does not forget.

Since the first game you had netricsa/netty that at least I always viewed as a female A.I

go into detail how it was feminist besides the addition of said female