Describe the last game you played as a family guy cutaway

>Oh man! I haven't been this excited since that time I filled in for Mr X!
>Kinda of a weird place to have a police sta... Holy crap it's Leonardo DiCaprio! Leo! Leo! Don't run from me ya jerk, I want your autograph!

>hey peta, what's with this giant space ship?
>what's with all the guns on it? It kinda looks like a space monster
>that reminds me of that time I got vores by cthulu
>heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
>cruiser opens fire on everyone, decimating the region

My Avorion battle cruiser

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>heheheheheh, hey lois check it out, this guy i invaded was gettin his ass beat and now he's completely invincible
>but guess what, when he did that all us ghosts got invincible too
>Peter for god's sake your character's got unlimited i-frames now, turn off the game and turn it back on, you're gonna get yourself banned if you dont.
>what no way, check it out the guys are trying to kick my ass and i dont even have to dodge or block, I can just stand there and take it
>Peter, I can't help but notice you're uhh, how do you say it delicately, your whole body is like my legs and doesn't seem to feel a thing. Now I know you're a good guy and all but, tsssch, I'm gonna have to take you in for questioning just to be sure.
>oh come on joe it's just some harmless fun nothing bad ever happened to anyone having fun with what the game gives them
>Peter, you've got over a hundred pale tongues. I know, and you know, there's no way those were legitimately earned.
>oh sure sure sure yeah just because I fatroll and poise doesn't work that totally means I can't win pvp duels, gee if only I had some kind of thing that let me move and do obscenely large amounts of damage, like I don't know a spiked wheelchair or s-
>*greatsword runs peter through*
>what the hell? q.. quagmire? did you just try to gank me?
>YES, FOR GOD'S SAKE PETER YOU'RE CHEATING RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCK OFFLINE AND GIT GUD.

>Invalid Game Data

Kek

>Something bad happens to Stewie
>"My god this is more annoying than the time I played 2fort"
>cut to Stewie playing engie and some dude with a stoner voice playing scout stands next to him with the intel
>"what... what are yo doing?"
>"oh nothing just holding the intel"
>"aren't you gonna cap?"
>"nah no one caps in 2fort"
>Stewie looks upset
>"Come on man it's been 2 hours cap the point"
>"nah I'm good"
>Stewie is angry now and tries to vote kick only to fail
>"What the deuce? OH COME ON GUYS REALLY?"
>stoner voiced scout still standing there while Stewie goes into a fit of rage and destroys his own buildings
>Spy shows up and backstabs him and runs away laughing
>Stewie looks up weakly at the stoner scout
>"I hate you"
>dies

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Alright this one made me smile.

>aw geez Lois, this is worse than that time I had to steal your dad’s heart
>cut to Peter dressed as Joker from Persona 5 graphically cutting open Carters chest and ripping his heart out
>Carter falls over dead in that one pose they always use (you know the one)
>Peter turns to the viewer
>nyehehehe he never saw it coming

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>You think that's bad? Remember that time I played AGAINST Sheik using Nintendo servers?

>hey Lois remember that time I was a phantom thief
>peter, dressed as joker, jumps between rooftops but falls short on one and falls

Yakuza 0: Sidequests vs Main Story
youtube.com/watch?v=-iHqqXm75nE

>leading into a five minute "*breathes in* AAAAAHHHH" gag when he hits the ground

>HEY PETER FROM THE FAMILY GUY
>HELLO JOSEPH J. SWANSON, THE POLICE OFFICER CHARACTER FROM THE FAMILY GUY
>"JO" DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE IN THE VIDEO GAME REFERENCE
youtube.com/watch?v=L6ZxMt49yfA
>Cutaway Gag drew near!
>Peter tries a metal slash...
>Peter missed!
>Joe tries a spell of Healing...
>His legs are unaffected!
>Cleveland is sleeping...
>Quagmire begins hiding in the shadows...
>Cutaway Gag is dancing around the stage!
>Peter takes something out of his bag...
>Peter: A videogame cut away gag? How about a segue into another one!
>Peter activates the Portable Video Game Reference!
youtube.com/watch?v=B74wsIXY8pM
>PETER VERSUS CHICKEN
>ROUND ONE: FIGHT
>HADOKEN
>HADOKEN
>HADOKEN
>HADOKEN
>eheheheheheheh, I'm such a shoto.

HEY KETER
>oh hey cleveland, or should I say d-boy

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
youtube.com/watch?v=lw9v99PZOkk

This hurts more than that time I went mountaineering with the Earthworm hiking lodge!
>Peter tries to use a rope to climb up a cliff
>When he gets to the top he bounces back and forth from the cliff edge to the face
>He lets go and goes flying off into the distance, screaming
>*PETER SINKS LIKE THE TITANIC*

>Oh man, I haven't felt jet lag this bad since that time I fought Hit.
>... Your head looks like a penis.
>Peter's already on the floor dead a split second later

>Are you kiddin'? I'm great at testing products! Like when I tested Russel's gravity gloves!
>2 solid minutes of Peter flicking a clip of ammo stuck behind a fence but it keeps getting caught

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>oh geek Lois, this is just like that time I was stuck on a whole different planet
>cutaway to Peter walking around Primordia >Quadmire and Joe are following him dressed as Lin and Elma
>Hayreddin, the Territorial (who has Stewie's face) proceeds to beat them up

>geez Lois, this is worse than the time I had trouble with the trolley

Louis this is the time that i had been to another world, a realm beyond our own.
>The Peter was teleported into the fantasy world.
>He rolled a 7 for spotting traps.
>He perished on the 1st floor after 2 turns and had a final score of -183.

For your shitty Street Fighter script, you literally could've just used the actual scene from the show instead: youtube.com/watch?v=doihYFkeWsQ

The fact that you know this is even a thing speaks volumes about how tiny your micropenis is.

>Oh man, this is worse than the time I was chased through the ashlands by a flock of cliff racers

fuck you weeaboo I watch family guy

>This is worst than the time I got amnesia and became a farmer

fucking hell I was gonna do a P5 - osama sketch but you stole my game

>... Peter? Peter are you gonna do your-
Hold on Lois, hold on, just wait for it.
>..Peter you need to star-
HEY. Do I get in your way when you're trying to do your things?
>No, but I-
Thank you. Thank you now just... just, stop.
>...Peter you don't actually play games do you.
No Lois, no I do not. I just shitpost about them on Zig Forums.
>Alright we're done here
Yeah we're done.

LMAO

Someone needs to start stealing ideas from these threads and make Family Guy parodies on Youtube.

>fuck you weeaboo I watch family guy

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>"This is worse than the time I was fishing!"
>fishing in ocean biome
>cue duke fishron
>D:"Yo what's up"
>sucker punch
>stewie death pose

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Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Hay Loish, rememba dat time I became a plant kid and played da song a time to beat skull kid

Yes. I see what you did there. You acknowledged Terraria because journey's end just dropped. Very good. You have been acknowledged. You are now relevant. Thank you for your post, it was a very good one and you should feel good that you have made a reference to a thing that just came out. You did a good job champ.

thanks, i guess

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>itt: reddit

Alright. So this thread is fucking gay and aids cancer, so I'm gonna just start killing it. Check my 5, and if any of you bitch niggas think you can fight or @ me feel free to try just know I'm a pro at online message board pvp.

>Carter falls over dead in that one pose they always use (you know the one)

only thing in this thread worth reading

I tell ya Lois this is worse than the time Doom Slayer and Master Chief were at the same party and I got em mixed up.
>Cut to scene
Yeah but that Metroid fella seems like a pretty cool dude, right Doomguy?

This feels like an OG gag nice one

What?

when Zig Forums is worse at writing jokes than fucking family guy writers you know you're in trouble