>What's that sonny?
>You say I look like a famous vidya game developer?
>Hehe no, I just work the pumps all my life.
What's that sonny?
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Is this guy a jack of all trades?
Collecting gas station equipment must be the weirdest non degenerate hobby in existance.
>non-degenerate
We can't say for sure that he doesn't masturbate with motor oil as lube.
Did anybody ever fell for this bait? someone always jumps instally to point out that this is just his hobby.
I've seen people respond in ways that seem sincere, but it's pretty hard to tell if they're actually being serious or if they're just playing along.
>non-degenerate
Take your pills user.
spending even a second fantasizing about grown men masturbating is degenerate. get out of my Zig Forums. Pure men only.
Americana stuffs/culture has a pretty sizable following. I don't understand it but I'd wager a big factor is the "simpler time" appeal
>formerly sneed's
It's true. The gas pumps actually looked pretty cool. Now they all have TVs on them so you can consoom ads while you pump.
Motor oil cans in particular, and gas station stuff in general is actually a relatively common thing to collect.
Is this a boomer equivalent of Funko Pops?
John Romero's about to sell you his pitch.
Gulp gas down.
What the actual fuck.
I could understand wanting a nice old car. Or even rebuilding your garage to look like a 50 diner or something.
But a gas pump? That just seems odd to me. Like who want to be the gas boy?
GEKOLONISEERD
People have weird hobbies. Some of us collect gas station stuff, some of us collect children's card game cards, hell some of us collect plastic vaginas. Everyone likes weird shit.
>youtu.be
>0:56
>Nobody in ireland recognises this washed up fag
>Resorts to shilling his native american heritage
JUST
Isn't Romero like half sioux or something?
he's half twat, half retard
I think he's quarter native, not half.
I collect plastic frisbees. Train related autism has to be the most based tho.
>not expecting degeneracy on here
hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?
>Zig Forums was always gay
suck all the dicks you want on your road to hell, sinner, where demons will fuck you in the ass for eternity with pineapple dicks while you are held to the scorching hot coals of hell.
Reminder that Sandy Petersen was just as important for Doom and Doom 2 as Romero and Carmack were
Sandy's contributions are the worst parts of all of the id games he worked on.
So you thought half of Doom 1 and nearly two thirds of Doom 2 were bad?
Yes.
>So you thought half of Doom 1 and nearly two thirds of Doom 2 were bad?
fucking at LEAST
the level design in doom games are fucking garbage. The engine is fucking great, the enemies are fun, the weapons are fantastic, but the maps are so fucking trash that they're 'good' at their best. The modding community made that abundantly clear not months after the map making tools were made available to the public
LMAO
Yes.
based
Yes.
You're plebs with no taste. The level design is integral to the game, you can't say that everything is great but the levels suck. Doom IS the levels as much as it is the enemies, weapons and music. No one in 1993 and 1994 sat there thinking "Hm. I love how this plays, but the levels are shit, can't wait for some custom levels". Fuck off, this is one of the shittiest takes I've ever seen on Zig Forums.
Wouldn't the word generate suffice for the opposite of degenerate?
The levels that aren't Sandy's are great. Sandy's levels range from absolute trash to "at least it's playable".
4.ru
Just like that quote from the Masters of Doom book, they didn't look nice but they were very fun. There is absolutely nothing wrong with how his levels play and in some cases they surpass Romero's levels
Fuck off back to facebook
I sure will!
Imagine collecting digital content licenses... as a plastic disc... I cant believe boomers do this...
>The level design is integral to the game
Yes. That's why we say that half of Doom and nearly two thirds of Doom 2 were bad. Because those levels fucking sucked, especially in Doom 2. They got a free pass earlier because there was nothing to compare them to but this is not 1994 anymore.
>They got a free pass earlier because there was nothing to compare them to but this is not 1994 anymore.
By that cosmically retarded logic, every game more than a few years old is objectively shit and same goes for all other forms of entertainment