Looks like a parcel arrived today. Wonder what it is

Looks like a parcel arrived today. Wonder what it is

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I hope its broken

cockatrice xl

Can't be a dragon dildo, the box is too small. Maybe a video game of some sort?

nothing, but there’s a slightly smaller package underneath

Something boring

I bet it's napkins.

Corona virus.

Why is this fucking package so smug?

I'm not sure. The video game I ordered wasn't this thick

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Where's the glove?

>parcel
Probably something commonly available in the third world european shithole you live in

Collapsible dragon dildo.

oh neat haven't seen a thread like this in awhile

new base for pic related?

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It's a big dildo with a suction cup!?

It doesn't appear to be videogames

Pretty certain it's a dildo.

dragon dildos are so last year
realistic equine/canine pussy from dirty internet toys is where it's at now

Could it be a computer part, like a fan or a motherboard? Or is it just gay dragon dick lube?

looks like an intel box

>no black hand
disappointing

Huh. But I only ordered the normal version

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>hand is white
lost interest desu.

>days gone
Oh no no no no no

>Mediocre over the shoulder zombie movie game

This thread is shit, fuck you for wasting my time

It's a big sweaty second hand freeze dried soluable dog dildo.

>console trash

I don’t know what I expected, shame on us both I guess

but why

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Days Gone? You should have gone with the ginormous dildo instead.

>days gone
Thread ruined, get a good game next time

Based

I wonder what's with this one? I only ordered the regular version but it looks like they sent me a special one

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>razer
nooooooooooooooooooooooo

hope its full of cockroaches like your ps4

>no gloves
This kneegrr just got rona

Why are you not black?

FUCK YOU I HATE YOU

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Turns out it's just the steel book edition. Not sure why they'd send the regular case and then just an empty steel case. Seems strange to me

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who cares?

This thread was shit. Stay tuned for my onahole unboxing on Monday, Zig Forums.

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lame af OP
hope you like it

you'd better post videos of your cock throbbing as you cum inside of it