Trolling: A Dying Art?

>Stgggs
>CallMeKevin
>Maximillianmus

Is that literally fucking it? Are these the only videogame trolls youtube has to offer? Just three dudes? Explain yourselves. Why the fuck aren't you guys trolling, and why aren't you trying harder?

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What do you even do to troll nowadays without getting banned by moderators?

The only place I can see where trolling still fits in is any VR game, but I haven't bought one yet.

>inb4 "what are YOU doing about it?"

I genuinely cannot remember the last time I've played a game to actually win

I'd troll but I don't want to get into trouble :(

The best trolls know how to pick their victims, and are also charismatic as hell.

>Mess with that one dude who cares too much
>Be genuinely funny and charismatic while being a major punk-ass bitch at the same time
>Do a lot of "classic" comedy bits
>By the time the guy is reporting you to the jannies, he's in full seethe mode
>Because of his whiny tattle-taling, juxtaposed with your natural sense of humor and charm, you actually mostly end up getting away scot-free, or at least with a light slap on the wrist

I've done this with Overwatch, Starcraft, COD, CSGO, Fortnite, Roblox, Minecraft, and of course, Zig Forums. It always works. Mods and jannies are predictable, and autists as well.

It's like reeling in a great big fish. Mwah.

>Team Gamerfood nuked off YT

End of days for griefing in general, we're just in too radically different a climate for it to ever thrive again.

That's because you care too much. Stop caring too much and just have fun.

You just sound autistic

I miss the classic gmod darkrp trolling videos. This is one of my fav youtu.be/UuqF4lTwhuE

I fucking hate the "report" culture nowadays. It's so fucking pussy.

>"Reported for X"
>"Reported for Y"
>"Don't even bother, just report him and move on"
>"Just mute him, bro"

It's so pacified and neutered. Just banter back. Let loose. Call me a douche, or a piece of shit, or SOMETHING. At the very LEAST, mute me. Don't just "report and move on". It's so lazy and cheap. Give me something to work with here. Don't be selfish.

most trolls are, that's how you know he's legit

>troll
>get banned
>lose money
impossible nowadays unless you are some rich boy and keep buying accounts

>Take my bait! Dont just brush me off like the faggot I really am!

I'm very glad trolling is dying then, this shit is embarrassing

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You just have to go to the oldies but goodies
>Jirx
>Stgggs
>Fockbox
>Team gamerfood
>DanielfromSL
>Britbong (hate all you want but he's an OG)
>Some Myg0t stuff
Then the true OG, the one who really opened the doors.
>Z0mby, RIP

I kind of have to be in order to troll. I mean, I'm not LITERALLY autistic, because trolling requires tons of empathy and understanding of social cues in order to be really good at it, but I do have to be kind of eccentric about it.

I have to research the best word options and pick apart the victim's motives. I have to remember which routes to go, whether I affect a whiny nerdish voice, or whether I pretend to be a COD-bro. I have to remember which lines worked and which didn't. I have to be quick on my toes and adapt to the situation. I always have to remember to throw the "your mom" joke preemptively before they do, because to this day, I have no real counter for it other than "pretend to be mad".

So yeah, trolling is more than half the game to me at this point.

>britbong
he is meh. I liked his shit but then I just realized hes troll shielding. and he's a massive bitch.
that vrchat clip of him pestering that chick and the megavirgin coming over and saying "Dude just leave her alone" and him losing his shit was pretty good
DanielfromSL doesn't make anything anymore, and when he streams its just some shitty "the gmod show" bullshit which is unfunny as hell

tl;dr

I just know that if I started fucking around in a game with you two, you would both get extraordinarily frustrated about losing in a videogame, which would just make me want to fuck with you guys even more

>Z0mby, RIP
I GOTTA STAY
HI-I-I-I-I-I-I-IGH

If you go into the personal lives of any of these griefers I'm sure you can dig up a lot of shit. Just try to appreciate their good stuff.

cringe

Nice try, but you can't beat an OG at his own game. I know you read everything, down to the last period.

I would probably mute you the moment you open your mouth lol

mrbtfo is unironically the best

You sound like an unsufferable twat who thinks they're top shit.

i could troll circles around you kid, sit

Not my first rodeo

>Get friend to pretend not to know me
>Do the classic "user told ME to tell YOU GUYS that you should unmute him because of X" bit
>Ramp up the proxy messages gradually
>Claim you sent me a message in private chat calling someone else "a stupid faggot who doesn't know how to play the game"
>Create discord
>Ruin the game from beyond my grave

I've been doing this for a long time, bro. I know all the tricks.

Not him, but it's "insufferable" and "hot shit", you fucking brainlet

I've had it up TO HERE WITH YOU FRIGGIN HATERS AND TROLLS!!!

All you do is waste your energy and time on good people because you have nothing better to do!!!

This is YOUR LAST WARNING! AAAAAAAAGHH!!!!!!

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I also know how to drive dudes crazy by not saying a single word to them at all

Lol

You made him go quiet

>All lowercase
>Using "kid" and "sit", instead of something more Zig Forums worthy, like "fag" or "shut the fuck up"
>That one, awkward comma, despite your deliberate attempt to appear overtly casual with all lowercase punctuation

Embarrassing. Literally no balls.

>The desire not to appear insecure or bothered by my rhetoric by adding the "lol" at the end to appear lax and casual

You overplayed your hand, but you have potential.

xD

We have jobs and shit now, senpai ;_;

The "facetious emoji" gambit. The hallmark of a drowning man.

Safe, protective, and normally unreadable to the untrained eye. To the master troll, however, your ecks-dee is a clear tell that you didn't really know how to defend yourself against me, so you posted it after some mild deliberation hoping it would distract me or buy you some time.

It did not distract me, but it DID buy you one or two minutes.

You've angered me for the last time, troll.

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At least it wasn't "lmao", that's how you know there's still hope for him.

So do (did) I.

I just chose to troll in my free time instead of actually play the game, which made me better than the lot of you. The equivalent of one guy choosing to go to night school on the weekends instead of night clubs, so he could get a degree in something nice.

Soijax381...How can this be? I- I defeated you...

>"Just mute him, bro"
You get votekicked, not muted.

Hmph, I don't really know how to reply to that, I'll give you that... but you did get a chuckle out of me. I applaud you, clever boy