Character says the word "colors'

>Frogs help Yanks get rid of the crown
>Yanks reward them by getting rid of the Eternal Frog influence from the English language
Dangerously based.

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The way I remember which version is from which country is by remembering Burgers are dumb fucks that need to remove letters to spell.

Luv me colours
Luv me tea
Luv me poo in the loo
'Ate burgers
'Ate burger spellings
'Ate the establishment

Simple as

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How do you pronounce swords then?

>"beef wellington assemble"
T. brit
no one says assemble but you

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Ruler Zig Zag, Zig-Allah jam is fatal
Quick to stick my Wu-Tang sWord right through your navel

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TV NIGGA SAY DEY WORD FO CULLAS

GOT SOME CRACKA SILENT NUMBA OR SUM SHEEEEEEIT

FINNA GONNA SMDH GNOME SAYIN

Just a reminder to all you cunts
It’s a dunny not a toilet
It’s a bottle o not a liquor shop
It’s a servo not a petrol station
It’s a stubbie holder not a koozie
Get it right okay

OSP
Fat Man
Little Boy
Nuke
Chopper

>explicitly states that the Brit corrected him on the name
>retard thinks he's a Brit simply for repeating the correction
So this is the power of Amerimutt education?

>Youchyube
>Shteupid
>Roobish
>Cheekeh
>Fahgeh
>Crihsps
Haha.

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So he's a brit pretending to be an American because he says assemble but also is actually an american on /ck/ pretending to be a brit pretending to be an american because he says assemble.

This is the power of you being the dumbest motherfucker since your dad fucked your mother.

>loo
It's called a khazi m8

Fuck I got it in reverse
I meant to say
>I'm saying that he's an brit who frequents /ck/ and masquerades himself an american on Zig Forums for the (You)'s
Please accept that people typo

>say "coronel"
>spell it "colonel"
The english language is dumb

BASED MILITARYLINGO user

>say "coronel"
what the fuck? Are you ESL? No one pronounces it like that.

SEE-guh
MARE-eo when referring to the Italian variation and insisting it's the only correct one
MAHR-eo when referring to the French variation and insisting it's the only correct one
TUR-rent

Alright, what's the purpose of the u in colour or armour?

Yeah, ESL. I always hear the R.

Nobody says it like "coronel" though. People say is like "kernel".

Still dumb

>Read old ass book in Lit.
>Grey
>Write paper
>Grey
>Gray* -5

After that I never read again.

some leftover french in the english language that the americans fixed.

His name is マリオ

>Coronel
There's no second "o" in it. It's pronounced more like "Ker-nuhl" or "Kuh--nuhl" depending on accent.

>younger
*yonger

swords

>>go to bathroom
Guess that means European!

>giving a shit about how retards on an island spell things differently
i don't care america #1 all day every day

>Brits call this a torch

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>'Ate burgers
You must be American then if you eat burgers.

Sawds

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>petrol station
Americans don't say petrol station. They also don't say liquor shop. Who are you supposed to be correcting here?

sords

I meant more generally. Like real people. I hate when people insist to me that just because the French Canadian guy they know pronounces it one way, that any show or piece of media with an Italian character or even a real person named Mario is having their name pronounced incorrectly. I see this happen less the other way around, but it still happens. It's so frustrating. Both are completely legitimate.

Well, how do you pronounce "sword"?

Aussie correcting brit I think

The correct pronunciation is MARY-OH

>Americans
>1st
>2nd

>Brits
>ground
>1st

Do they really?

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Brits don't say "Liquor Shop" or "koozie"

>Call it a flashlight.
>Light doesn't flash

Sww-ords

well most flashlights do flash nowadays.