I'll be honest with you Zig Forums, I'll level with you. The absolutely safe capsule is fucking terrifying

Dude was so old he was essentially on futuruistic life support.

>Hitting the Absolutely Safe Capsule causes 0 damage, but a full 16-hit combo will cause 17 damage unless the player is using the Battle Memory
>It may be possible to penetrate the Capsule with PSI Teleport, but since Ness is not in the game and the characters who are playable in the game cannot access this ability, whether this is true or not is unknown
>It is possible to lower the Absolutely Safe Capsule's Defense to a point at which attacks will damage it normally, but this cannot be done in the two turns before the game declares the battle over
Does this mean someone could get it open at some point or at least teleport Porky out?

Goyim don't need to know anything except how to follow orders. Goyim exist to serve the chosen people.

Found the stormer

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It's only terrifying if you're immortal like Porky is after the Giygas fuckery. You'd be stuck in an isolated hell forever, unable to die

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Listen guys, i know it might sound ridiculous, but what if pokey ate himself? It would sense because his name is pokey right? So he must be 50% pork at most. The sheer grinding of the juicy pokey meats will cause him to pee, making him drown himself. Now, you might thinking i'm retarded for thinking this, since pokey is immortal. If your immortal, and you eat all of your body, then you're not immortal anymore, because you don't exist. Because of that, my theory is correct, and all of you are wrong.

The ASC probably repairs any damage faster then can be done. That shit will survive the sun burning out according to Itoi.
>It may be possible to penetrate the Capsule with PSI Teleport, but since Ness is not in the game and the characters who are playable in the game cannot access this ability, whether this is true or not is unknown
The fuck is this fan-fiction?

He's not just immortal, he's beyond -time-and-space immortal. He doesn't sleep, eat or shit.

At least he can still dream

>You'd be stuck in an isolated hell forever

Again, that's what Porky wanted. Porky is the kind of person who objects to the notion that other people have the right to exist.

Its from the Wiki

Doesn't stop it from being some dude's fan fiction.

Penis

>Mother 2 is Ness performing an abortion
>Mother 3 is Lucas performing an unbirth
POETRY

We learned from Andonuts that earth technology is perfectly sufficient for producing outrageous inventions with the right amount of ingenuity and extraterrestrial guidance. His phase distorter were the product of joint alien construction with the Saturns and the only remotely otherworldly means to their functioning was that they required meteorites as fuel. An indestructible hollow ball is far from being out of left field considering it was ALSO co-designed by Mr. Saturns, with no room for evidence as to who contributed to what.

Listed in the "Trivia" section and without even a citation for external reference. You gotta keep an eye out for those quotations, pal.

You're overthinking this too much.

Porky was willing to summon a world ending dragon to kill everyone he didn't like, which was basically everyone except him. He was also obsessed with his childhood to the point of glorifying it in his museum.

Fucking kek, now that's what you call a good meme.

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oh no he's forcing me to consider that my reality might not be THE reality better call him a nazi

>The battle is, by definition, over.
Jesus

At least he gets to roll around