what she lacks in tits and ass she makes up with in personality and purity
What she lacks in tits and ass she makes up with in personality and purity
>woohoo gigglesquee
The ass is not canon since you were not suppose to see the character model like that. Also see image which made Cloud go *shwing*
>purity
She's literally the only girl to openly try to flirt with Cloud. Her second interaction with him is offering sexual favors in exchange for an escort home.
I can't fuck personality
But you can fuck Aerith, for the low, low price of one gil.
Looks pretty trans to me
>pure
>hooker with a really bad body
You can't even imagine what fucked up shit she has to do to make up for her hank hill tier ass
youre not supposed to fuck her till marriage you infidel
What if I promise to marry her eventually?
no technicalities allowed
What a sad ass
This can't be real
Aerith... So beautiful... So strong...
Tifa>>>>>Corpsie
Hnnng, what a goddess
>be the last member of your race, which happens to be critical to the continued existence of the entire planet
>cut off your balls
Do Cetras really?
Why do you think they went extincted?
Behold, a REAL ass!
Absolutely disgusting.
Tifas ass is perfect, it's tight and perky
LOL no, her ass is literally intentionally nonexistent.
She's the Jesus Christ of the FF7 universe. The sacrificial lamb, the martyr. She dies for your sins so that you may live.
And you're sexualizing her. You heathen fuck. You get the sword.
I'm in the middle of Classic, my first run. I finally got the airship, so how far am I in the story? I'm guessing about 60%.
This Aerith, isn't suppose to end up with anyone. Her role is to become mother earth
And that she does, as seen in Advent Children.
Maybe she shouldn't be literally whoring herself out on the streets of Midgar then.
kek, TIfa's an asslet too? No wonder Cornholio goes for Cloud
Well it's nothing compared to this abomination
Friendly reminder that the only member of the FF7 party who has canonically engaged in sex work is Cloud Strife.
That's not anatomically possible.
Aeris is trans
Cloud bought the whore that one time, and paid by escorting her away from her pimp, but the whore was Aerith.
Tifa's ass is small but tight and cute, one can grab it and pull on it and it fits her entire Zig Forums girl aesthetic.
Clearly the Yuffle is our only hope for some actual goddamn assets in FF7
Tifa is literally the perfect woman
She's annoying and clingy though and she really forces herself on you hard.
Like I get that in the remake she's already read FF7's script and maybe she feels familiar with Cloud but goddamn is every scene with her awkward as fuck.
Don't forget the fact that he sold his ass to several old men. What is it with Playstation icons and taking it up the ass? Between Cloud and Alucard it's no wonder Sony became the Pride console.
SORRY BRO, all he did was dance provocatively so he could go save his childhood girl friend with whom he's extremely heterosexually attracted to.
And feet.
0/10
You only get a (You) for me to call you a disingenuous faggot.
First meeting, she was selling ludicrously underpriced flowers as an obvious front for something else, but left because Cloud warned her that the area could be dangerous. Second meeting she literally offered a "date" in exchange for a service. That's whoring. After that, she kept bringing it up and specifically told Tifa that she wasn't trying to get in between their real relationship.
Please do not take creepshots of my widow
She does what she is good at
Virginal women get super flirty around "bad but not too bad" types. It's hard to explain but if you're not some submissive nice guy doormat, but not a fuck boy as well, church girls will go crazy for you.
Yes and soon enough the zoomers will be whining about whatever dumb shit the kids born after them will be into. So it goes.
Church girls don't go "selling flowers" for the equivalent of 1 cent.
Tranny hooker
I want to pull up Aerith's skirt and shove my face in the crack of her butt
>1 cent
Jesus, have some standards Aeris
sadly her cheeks don't touch, on the other hand you get immediately to her asshole
>women
>personality
good joke
It might actually be less than 1 cent, gil is similar to yen, so 1 gil might actually be sub-cent.