Zig Forums hates a game

>NOOOOOO WHY WON'T THEY BUY MY HECKIN WESTERN TRANNY GAMES WHERE YOU CAN EVEN CUSTOMISE YOUR MC'S GENITALS

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Kingdom Hearts makes no sense at all! None of what Sora saw is real. And none of it makes sense to the smartest of man

Cringe try-hard neo-boomer purist poseur seethe over the VIIR. You lost, get over it.

I would like to see you try watching a David Lynch movie if you got filtered by KH.

barry =/= Zig Forums

Based. NomuraCHADs are unstoppable.

Kingdom Hearts III GOTY 2019
FFVIIR GOTY 2020

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You're using all those words, however only one of them is applicable to KoH. Here, let me rewrite it for you:
>Zig Forums hates a game
>it's cinematic
Never post your shitty bait ever again

What's the next Square Enix game that will make Zig Forums seethe?

Nier Replicant. Secondaries have been losing their shit after learning that they won't get a daddy MC.

This but unironically

I realized how short the game is after skipping all the cutscenes

>Zig Forums

I don't think you know what dramaturgical means frendo
Or expressionism

yeah this board is mostly a hugbox for anhedonistic depressed losers to hatewank over how much they can't enjoy games any more
it's fun to laugh at them but you can't really take them seriously

I plan to sell my Kingdom Hearts collection. Most of them are from the original PAL release. How much do you guys think I can sell them for?

>Kingdom hearts 3 didn't even win goty as best soundtrack
Every fucking time, kek

user, I loved this game and the only thing I will ever defend about it is how much they improved the gameplay a fucking year after launch.

>braindead critics actually think Kojima's flop had the best soundtrack out of all those games
fucking lmao and these faggots wonder why nobody takes them seriously

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KHIII OST is still not out

Wait, is that really what the DLC reveals? It was all a fucking dream sequence?
Oh my fucking god.
That is... so... fucking... shit like what the fuck that's such a copout

If it ran at a stable framerate it might be good

Get a PS4 Pro/XBone

Dawg if you skip every cutscene in KH2 it's like a 8 hour game. I replayed with KH3 coming and just wanted to do the Hades cup fight VS all the Final Fantasy characters and I beat that shit in a day without trying.

Name one (1) thing that came after KH2 that wasn't just asspull after asspull. One (1) thing that was clearly planned early on (in the series, not just in the same game).
You can't. Nomura literally made shit up as he went along. Just "THIS WOULD BE SO EPIC, I'M DOING IT" and no actual outlining done.

358/2

bbs and Xigbar. There are multiple interview of kh2 times where he says to keep an eye on Xigbar.

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>we putto him in nextu geimo
yeah no shit

How was the gameplay a step-back from 2.5 released more than 10 years ago? Why did 90% of the Story have nothing to do with the mythos and all the decades spanning plot lines were hastily tied off in the last 2 hours?

Not an argument

>make girl sora because muhfuckin uuuuuuhhh
>we can't figure it out let's just kill her off and erase literally everyone's memory so it's practically non-canon
>oh shit people accidentally liked her
>let's asspull her back to life with everyone else!