>Only been out 3 days
>Only 14 people bothered to review it
>Already forgotten on Zig Forums
What went wrong wonderful bros?
Only been out 3 days
Jacob Lewis
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Adam Harris
Waiting for it on bongland steam
Juan Miller
After my experience with Devil May Cry 1 I decided to not bother with any Kamiya-directed game due to forced Space Harrier segment.
Benjamin Watson
It appears game hasn't come out in majority of the world, or Europe at the very least
Caleb Wood
That will save it, I’m sure
Gavin Harris
Covid 19 fucked up everything. Physical is not out for another month and all planned marketing got fucked.
David Cooper
I put my review as not-recommended but I should probably change it. On the other hand, this is the only way I can troll Kamiya.
Easton Young
Camden Howard
I suck at this game.
Landon Turner
They scammed 2 million from fans anyway
Eli Robinson
No marketing
Luis Turner
Why did OP feel the need to lie bros?
Carter Bell
>It appears game hasn't come out in majority of the world, or Europe at the very least
It's out on PS4 atleast.
Andrew Sanchez
r*tard
David Anderson
People actually do Steam reviews? I thought people only do it for badges, holiday event, and review bombing.
Dominic Howard
Not everywhere also.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
PC gamers don’t actually want these games, they complain for years about not having them than when they do arrive on PC they don’t buy them
They never cared, just wanted to look as though they were fans of these lesser known titles, they go back to playing league or watching twitch.
PC gamers don’t actually play video games
Elijah Young
Based
Gabriel Roberts
>give people a product they want
>heh oldest scam in the book
Jace Ortiz
Silence falseflaggot.
Anyway I need help on something I'm just not getting about a bossfight. I'm fighting the robot that tries to tip the ogretoe super reactor into the lava while you ride it, what the fuck am I meant to do when he throws rocks at you? I just take every hit and it seems like there's nowhere to avoid them or destroy them.
What am I missing?
Hudson Thompson
the steam version sold less than 1,000 units so far. This is a disaster.
Tyler Thompson
no one wants piiu games
not even the consoles owners, they only like bing bing whahoo, zelda and pokemon
Levi Jackson
Nah, most games have thousands to tens of thousands of reviews and they're usually full essays detailing everything. I'm glad the Steam community is as autistic as it is.
Ayden James
>scam
How do you scam someone when you gave them what you promise? If you are talking about lack of patches then that's also on the pandemic given that a lot of the platinum team is probably working from home and aren't used to it.
Christian Scott
It legit is 59 reviews though.
store.steampowered.com
Cameron Roberts
Next time Zig Forums asks why publishers spent so much money on marketing show they this picture. A game could be amazing and sell like shit or a game could be shit and sell amazing, all based on marketing.
Anthony Hill
Why do you NIGGER FAGGOTS even care about how many people play or review a fucking single player game?
Did you like playing it? Did you have fun? Then why the fuck do you care if it "wins" some stupid fucking sales battle or whatever you stupid fucking redditors.
If you care about this you simply do not like videogames and you're just a fucking loser who probably just doesn't have any other kind of social group that will accept him and has to force this stupid "scene" shit to feel like you belong to something relevant.
Kill yourselves fucking redditor virgins
Isaac Murphy
I applaud your dedication and autism to fight this game wonderful user, never give up.
Adrian Hughes
it made way more on the kickstarter, that alone made it a sucess
Chase Cruz
Because then said team or director can't make more games if they sell like shit you stupid fucking cumskin.
Cooper Ramirez
what's the best platform to play this on??
looking for unbiased opinions because I know it has Wii mechanics, so I figured switch with the (shitty) gyroscope would be best
Justin Roberts
But they already sold 33k to backers alone and some of that was for 10x the price of a game. Only 9k went for digital release.
They could sell 0 copies and still profit.
James Morgan
Unavailable in most of the world because reasons.
Kevin Phillips
As someone playing the game I paid for I feel incredibly scammed. How could they do this to me?
Jackson Brown
true, seems like hype from kickstarter is more important. But if all those people backed the game, why aren't they playing it?
Samuel Butler
It doesn't have Wii mechanics you dunkass, and the answer is PC like usual even though you clearly don't want it to be.
Ethan Harris
PC because of performance but axtually it's WiiU
Chase Moore
don't you have to draw your weapons or some shit?
wasn't it originally a wii game?
Xavier Wood
I put 20 hours into it and have a few more playthroughs, but it's the sort of game I want to dedicate an afternoon to, so I've only played it on weekends so far.
Zachary Martin
You can hit them, but you should also be able to dodge them
Isaac Bailey
yeah I a guess I should've specified I've never owned a WiiU, I have a PC, PS4 and Switch
Luke Ortiz
It's shit and only going to sell 101 copies - AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Owen Sullivan
>Already forgotten on Zig Forums
>There's been multiple comfy threads every day for the past 2 weeks where people actually discuss the game because there's so much depth to talk about
Parker Martin
lol I can't even find the game on steam.
Jose Kelly
consider all the other people whining about digital version being too demanding for their toasters
Wyatt Russell
Admittedly too hard for me as someone who's never played it due to prior console exclusivity on top of being generally shit at action games that punish you for doing what works. I threw money IMMEDIATELY, but I can't play it without failing over and over. Personally, I'm shit and want to have fun instead of stress.
Aaron Rivera
Is it possible after getting hit once or are you doomed to wombo comboing after that? As far as I can tell spring and gun don't seem to do it.
Michael Martin
Because backers already got to play it 2 weeks ago and the stats only start from the 20th.
Brayden Evans
I'm glad Kamiya got BTFO. Eat that hack, block me on twitter now LMAO.
Matthew Hill
There aren't any waggle mechanics. PC has the best performance, even on potato computers. There are three PC-only glitches caused by resolutions above 1080p (one camera glitch on a boss fight and two aiming reticle glitches at big setpiece moments) however, so if you do pick it up on PC make sure to change your resolution to 1080p.
Jaxon Lee
Blocked in most of the world. This is why there's no sales or reviews.
Gabriel Bennett
Switch is probably the worst platform because of the port job
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BOCR4pdwuo
Drawing with the stick is also way faster than drawing with the gyroscope or touchscreen