>canonly has smelly feet + boots
How could you NOT marry her.
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Robert Smith
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John Hughes
Hapi is better.
Hunter Nguyen
>black
>red hair
>unironic used goods
>probably smells like shit (non-sexually)
Oliver Carter
I'm still trying to get a refund because fucking NOWHERE did they say the dlc was four DeviantArt characters and side missions instead of an ACTUAL FUCKING FOURTH ROUTE LIKE EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING.
Dominic Jackson
>How could you NOT marry her.
Because the DLC is not worth the price for these nobodies that have nothing to do with the mainline story because their maps are non-canon to any of the routes.
Ryder Baker
>FOURTH ROUTE LIKE EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING.
There were interviews where they literally confirmed that there wasn’t going to be a fourth route.... Multiple times
Josiah Anderson
Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!
Sebastian Stewart
How has your opinion on Edelgard changed over time?
Sebastian Evans
>canonly has smelly feet
I will now buy your game.
Sebastian Myers
They said there would be no "golden" route where everyone lives like in Fates. They didn't say there'd be no new route period. Stop defending shitty corporates that would kill you for a dollar.
Austin Richardson
>black
are you by chance, american?
Samuel Jackson
Scarlet and Izana dont survive revelations.
3 houses has a fourth route, It's called Silver Snow.
Lincoln Gomez
I thought she was pretty boring pre-release and pre-timeskip, then cool as fuck when she revealed her true colors taking the initiative to declare war and conquer the country.
Angel Scott
>buy content before its even fucking revealed
>complain
you have only yourself to blame you retarded consoomer
the dlc was good for me anyways
Aaron Ortiz
Dimitris wife.
Robert Ramirez
I used to love her unconditionally. But now that I know that the people she sides with (even temporarily) literally CANNIBALIZED my actual wife, Sothis. I find it hard to side with her now, especially since we don't get personal closure with an actual CF shambala raid
Nolan Robinson
More like Silver Snow is route #1, considering it has the worst end in general with Edelgard, Dimitri, Rhea, a good portion of the Alliance (though Claude probably ran home) and most of the Church's top officials all dead.
Thomas Perez
She was cool when she killed innocent people, started a war against people who have done nothing to her, acted as her abusers' weapon, and did absolutely nothing to stop TWSITD?
Anthony Ross
>gatekeeper approved
I can't find an argument against it
Nolan Sanders
Just picked up three houses because I heard it was similar to P5. Picked Golden Deer
What's the preferred waifu here
Christian Campbell
Nintendo are realy scummy when advertising. Remember when we all thought botw dlc 2 was gonna be a prequel story? Nah that was just one cutscene bro. Same with the original game all those cutscenes in the trailer are just memories. This is why I can never trust there trailers anymore.
Cooper Wilson
Gavin Long
The words "canonically" retard
Elijah Rivera
Lysithea. But if you're really based, you'll pick Sothis.
If you have the DLC, pick Constance, she's very cute.
Aiden Campbell
In Golden Deer it's Hilda or Marianne depending on your taste
Austin Adams
nobody's really innocent, bro. I thought MGS would have taught you that by now
Easton Lewis
Because Yuri was prettier
David Edwards
I will now buy your game
Gabriel Williams
Fuck, looks like I'm buying the DLC now.
Carson Foster
Brown girl is hotter
David Fisher
Was it autism?
Sebastian Garcia
>maps are non-canon
That was so dumb. What were they even thinking. They could have just correlated it into the main story like in those dragon gates from previous games. Especially since it's the ONLY mission DLC we're getting ever. Cunt japs.
Easton Campbell
Isn't she canonically the product of generations of incest?
Gabriel Phillips
youtube.com
Constance is cute! CUTE!
Hudson Wright
Yes
Julian Cook
Hilda is the chad waifu, Marianne is the MUST PROTECC waifu, Lysithea is the bratty teen genius trope waifu and no one waifus Leonie.
Landon Torres
greasy hair
greasier cunt
Camden Richardson
>Leonie would be the perfect tomboy waifu if she was your childhood friend and it weren't for muh Jeralt
Why did they have to fuck it up
Kayden Myers
Does that really mean incest, or could it simply mean they only married non-nobles into the house?
Thomas Wilson
Constance is the product of focused inbreeding user
Dominic Mitchell
Where the fuck even was Byleth in the time Jeralt was around Leonie's village?
Dominic Fisher
Do you seriously think that a noble family obsessed with keeping their bloodline pure would marry commoners?
Hunter Murphy
All that means is that she's extremely lucky and genetically gifted to not end up like the Hapsburg.
Just another reason to marry Constance.
Lysithea is the cutest option but she has the worst confession. Marianne is also cute and has one of the best confessions in the game.
Chase Cox
Worst part is that she has the biggest timeskip upgrade of any of the girls in the game, and based on looks alone is arguably the hottest in the house. But goddamn if I wasn't tired of hearing about Captain Jeralt and Captain Jeralt's training constantly.
Thomas Watson
this is the way more logical take and what i figured it was saying when i got that support
Noah Lopez
perfection
Carter White
I figured by "pure" they mean "not introducing other crests or other noble bloodlines"
Benjamin Perry
Hapi was genetically gifted with delicious brown though. That said I don't think I could rob Ashe of his dream.
Charles Ortiz
Yeah she should've been a follower of you guys and either joined the Knights and followed you or your class
Luis Jenkins
She looks greasy tho
Ethan Wilson
>all this talk about her feet
>Muh smelly
Not one mention of ticklishness?
Uncultured swine
Clean ticklish feet > Smelly not ticklish feet
David Russell
It's fine that she's in Golden Deer but she could join Male Byleth's class automatically like Sylvain joins Female Byleth
John Sanders
She's certainly cleaner than Constance though.
Carson Bennett
Still greasy tho
John Morgan
Nicholas Smith
Every girl that comes out of the new FE is a 10/10. 10/10 girls but the actual game play STILL looks like it comes from a hand held system and not a main power house console. I don't know how. Aren't they the same people? Core game doesn't even have style, just basic bitch 3D polygons. Even Dreamcast games looked better like Jet Set Radio and Skies of Arcadia.
Mason Phillips
fumu~ fumu~ fumu~~~