Would you ever buy a life-sized sex doll of a videogame character?

>inb4 its the price of the chair

Why I would do that? It's an expensive piece of latex/silicon/plastic shit, with less money I can buy a real 3D loli.

No zarya doll?

Not really, no. You're better off just getting the 20lbs of pussy and ass.

>she
It's a toy, user

Imagination is half the battle

>call a ship a she, it's fine
>call a sexdoll a she, it's weird

Why would anyone have sex with a doll? How would one not feel empty after?

As soon as I move out of my parent's house, sure. I probably won't have sex with it but they are pleasant to look at.

You look forward to the next time you have sex with it.

women have been fucking dildos for decades, give me a break

HELL YES.

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>Would you ever
>Purchase this life-sized sex doll of a videogame character or I'll throw you in a rape dungeon and torture you for the next 20 years
Yeah I'd buy it

it feels way better than masturbation. the feeling is fucking unbelievable, cooming with your hand is one thing but getting to coom inside a silicone vagina as you pound the shit out of it in a way that would brutally injure a real woman is fucking amazing. The clean-up afterwards is a major hassle though.

>women
>literally defined by their holes
>not feeling empty

When I get a stable job and a place to live I'll probably buy a sex doll eventually, but not of a videogame character. I'd rather have an original girl because having a girl thats other people's waifu is gay as fuck. I wish they were cheaper; its like upwards towards $5000 for a good doll.

Sex is boring and redundant. Take away it's sole purpose of reproduction and what's left? Senseless pleasure?

Sex is boring.

that's chinese, not japanese. I cant read the whole thing, but its "Android #9" and the price is around $2,200

Did you post this?

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>chinese
Let me guess, it has an asbestos filling

Neither can she.

>Chinese
Welp there goes my boner, I'd rather my dick didn't fall off after using it

based

yes user. people like the senseless pleasure. you have to treat real people with respect and love but an inanimate object?

I'm not interested in sex, but once we have AI waifus I'll buy one

any female born after 1993 can’t cook... all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

Id rather do those things myself and not have to interact with someone else constantly.

Yes

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Only if I can inflate her with water to simulate weight gain

>If a man can spend his whole life on a ship and be the manliest of men, then why would a man that spends his whole life on a tool made for sex not be even manlier?
This was an insightful and philosophical post brought to you by a great wizard of of the internet.

>sex is for reproduction
>sex is boring
big think

I think they make one like that for breast expansion fetishists actually.

I,robot.webm

No. TPE is cold and clammy to the touch and requires a lot of maintenance. The dolls are also heavy as fuck.

if the sex dolls could float would you feel better about calling it a she?

I mean, I already have a life size sex doll. With the right wig and costumes, it can be any character I want

Buy directly from the distributor
Middle men jack up prices to an insane degree
We're talking like triple or quadruple the actual price

That sexdoll is buoyant. Checkmate

How do you explain to her that the reason men are buying sex dolls is because modern women don't do those things?

>Heavy as fuck
Confirmed Liftlet. Dolls weigh less than real humans

isnt the point that they are heavy, if not just use an onahole?

I hate being human. I can't wait for all this to pass already.

I mean I do all those thing myself, except for the kids part, which I have no desire to do anyways. Fuck kids inb4 yes please

Do not submerge a TPE/Silicone doll in water! It will seep in deep into the doll and rust the fuck out of the skeleton

based nihilist

>doll
never
>android
release day purchase

...fuck now I have to research this.

also mold which is a huge health hazard

Men make homes. Women just occupy them.

Thats easy enough to solve with non-alcohol or oil based disinfectants

I'm not a nihilist. I have faith and morals.

>i dont revel in the suffering of life

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Except for kids I can do all that shit myself.
Plus a modern western """woman""" would refuse to do any of that anyways. If they're only good for holes and I can have the holes without all the bullshit and for a single payment instead of what's essentially rent, why wouldn't I go for it?

BASED

how much do these things weigh, shipping must be crazy right

this. she can go pick up pizza for me.

Not until they make giant android sex dolls that can use me as a dildo, among other things.

Nigga, I haven't met a single woman without professional training who can cook better than me.
Get the fuck out of here with your wifey material bullshit.
I have also washed my own clothes since I was 10. Laundry machines are amazingly simple to operate.

The one I bought weighs 99lbs.

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and then theres this faggot

the only real question is can the sex doll clean her own vagina out in the shower

that's the real benefit to women

post your findings, BEbro

>you arent suppose to express your love for your wife by vigorously pounding her puss till shes mindbroken

having faith and morals doesnt mean no fun user

Mine's on the smaller side and weighs about 50 kilos
Shipping was a bit over $300

do you warm it up with like a hot plate or something, also how is cleaning it

30+kg

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Where and how much?

Does it come with a fart voicebox?

There's nothing to enjoy in this life when you've caught a glimpse of an even greater one to experience.

Imagine buying a sex doll

The doll's not feeling empty after I'm done with her I can promise you that...

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Well they are kinda hard to pirate.
Maybe you could make one in a 3d printer..

>having faith and morals doesnt mean no fun user
That all depends on how deep your faith is and what you truly seek out in life.

Cleaning is easy enough. I use a Squeegee filled with child safe detergent and water, followed by blowing out the holes with canned air to dry and a pumice rock to catch any missed moisture.
$1,700 at realsexdolls.com
Imagine caring

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Why must the jannies persecute me so?

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Asking the real question that'll never be answered

they come with a free insertable dildo to warm it up

Err, reallovesexdolls.com rather
pic related

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even jesus had passion you absolute kill joy faggot

then youve never lived and dont deserve whats greater

Maybe they can make it out of a material that reflects your body heat?

>no lolis
why bother