>girl joins the game
>she's actually got skills and kicks ass
>match ends
>"gg later dudes"
Girl joins the game
Connor Ross
Dylan Morgan
>before match ends I find out she is a streamer and donate $5000 just for her to say my name.
Yeah we're gonna fuck later for sure.
Jack Fisher
>she saw Ramona flower and felt so empowered
Nolan Allen
>guy screams to add her as a friend
>that guy is me
And he got it too.
Nolan Perez
>girl joins the game
>all she does is make sexually suggestive grunts and moans
>match ends
>"hehe gg guys hehe"
Jeremiah Morris
My ex kicked my ass at Mario Kart Wii
First time I ever ate pussy was after losing to her in a bet
Elijah Diaz
If a girl is good at a game you won't even know it's a girl, every loud girl with queen in her name I've played with have been trash but I knew one girl who would basically play games 24/7 and was really good. I don't think she ever used voice chat though.
Austin Taylor
>playing minecraft with some bros.
>gf of one of my friends joins.
>she starts moaning, tell her to shut the fuck up.
>she sees me milking cows and tells me to continue but imagine she was milking her and she moans every time I get more milk.
I-I-I was kinda hard not gonna lie
Logan Martin
I bet that girl was Gab
Brody Cook
>girl joins the game
>she tries to be quirky and tells a shitty joke
>I shout at the top of my lungs "SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE"
>surprisingly no one white knights
>she doesn't say anything for the rest of the round
>adds me after the game is over
>she apologizes for making me angry
>7 years later and we're still married and expecting a third kid
Yeah I'm just as shocked as you
Charles Watson
Do you still yell at her and beat her?
Mason Nelson
Looks like puerto rican whore
Carson Morris
>meet bro in an online game
>friend request them
>ambiguous name, just acts like any one of the boys
>know them for four years
>turns out they're a girl
>unfriend them
Hunter Bailey
She sounds like she constantly cheats on your bro, user.
Michael Reyes
Wtf, is up with zoomers. Why is your friend's gf seducing you? And why are you a bad friend who wouldn't tell the bf? And if you did why is he retarded and won't fix the the nail before the picture falls to the ground?
Landon Stewart
>girl
>she
Wyatt Rodriguez
good job user
Colton Ramirez
I didn't do anything to the gf he is my bro. They broke up a few weeks later and I ended up telling him then. I didn't want to tell him how much of a whore his gf was when they were together to I kept quiet.
Asher Torres
Tyler Walker
Friendly reminder that thirsty white knights are what kill groups and guilds, not women. Your "bros." will always stab you in the back if it means getting attention from a literally any female.
William Reyes
redpilled
Christopher Clark
This has never happened or you were playing with a lesbian horse girl
Logan Jenkins
>girl joins vc
>mute her
Kevin James
You're a bad friend. If your friend's plate got shit on it you tell your friend before he eats it not after
Jayden Campbell
Should have known when they said they didn't have a mic for voice chat when we played shit but waved it off since I don't particularly like getting on mic either.
Chase Gonzalez
>by a movie made in Hollywood
Cooper Ortiz
>girl joins the game
>she's not really a girl, just a dude with a feminine voice
James Davis
>the next day, she made meatloaf
Hunter Brooks
It's always awkward in the moment user but you probably should've told him when it happened to spare him any pain. I wish my bros told me when my ex was acting sus the moment they saw it but they didn't want to rock the boat either.
David Wood
you wouldn't have lost on purpose right hahaha
Alexander Cook
100% I send him a picture of my dick.
Jose Jenkins
>gregor joins the game
Austin Sanchez
>ask her for a date
>sorry i only fuck fat guys
Chase Richardson
did you like it?
Levi Johnson
Jesus christ I have one of those, great friend but once I got really drunk and referred to him as 'she'. I felt so bad