What's one Animal Crossing villager you'd never want to have on your island?

Al is cool fuck you

Probably wise.

Do i lose friendship if i refuse to let my villagers call me by someone elses nickname for me?

do you want him? hes gonna leave with his flea ridden ass

I don't think so.

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Only if you hit them or give them garbage.

Nah im full but thanks

I only ask because they were very upset i wouldnt let them.
"Oh, i guess you only let your closest friends call you that"

Your bird doesn't seem interested i Tennis.

punish it

Finally got her photo.

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why the fuck do my villagers only give me bells for gifts instead of furniture/clothes or their portrait i give them stuff they can hang on walls so their houses dont get ruined

THANK YOU BASED user
THE GOLD WATERING CAN IS FINALLY MINE
Now my island doesnt have to look like shit cluttered with all this crap!

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Congrats user. Make sure to read it and heed its words of timeless wisdom.

Did you give her soemthing expensive?

definitely not skye

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Ankha

The things you're gifting them probably don't sell for enough bells.
If you gift villagers things that sell for less than 2500 bells then you risk getting bells instead of an item.

If you give them gifts that sell for less than 2500 bells, they will sometimes just give you bells in return. Get them more expensive stuff. Iron wall lamp and hanging terrarium are the classics since they can be crafted and are just above the price limit. If you don't want to bother grinding enough iron and have bells to spare, the antique phone also works.

I think if it sells for more than 2000 bells its an automatic clothing or furniture. Anything less is rng with bells or an item

>Got too hamblasted last night
>Woke up with a hangover
>Couldn't even muster the energy to roll over and buy turnips for a couple seconds
Just fuck my shit up, senpai. Broke as fuck from all these infrastructure upgrades I've been doing. Gonna have to hope for some good bell prices and shyster some nerds over on Turnip Exchange later this week.

I have a spare DIY for them I could give you but I have online anxiety

What's a few things i can craft thats worth that much?

I've got a bunch of recipes taking up space on my island and Isabelle is bitching (pun very much intended) about the clutter.

>giant teddy bear
>garden bench
>pear wardrobe
>rocking horse
>kettlebell
>music stand
>peach chair
>pansy table
>terrarium
>wooden full-length mirror
>stacked magazines
>bamboo-grove wall
>juicy-apple TV
>chocolate herringbone wall
>armor shoes
>honeycomb flooring
>barbell

I also have a street-art wall, blue Persian rug and a yellow-design kitchen mat. I don't NEED anything in return, but post what recipes you have and if there's anything I don't have yet I'll let you know. Otherwise I'd just be happy to get rid of these things and help a fellow user out.

Can i catalog antique phone?

>first portrait
I dont care about the memes, shes cute.

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yeah your bird is facing the wrong way bro. why is he so sad

Me neither. When people visit my island I freeze in place and never respond.

>people still need to buy turnips
imagine being poor lol

Np my friend

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Why does Skye look so shook with her neutral expression?

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also your cutlery is plated as if you were going to eat from sitting inside the wall

The birds rotate around randomly, their attention cannot be constrained

I dont own 1 single tv, that apple tv would be nice

Hey Marcus, thanks for opening your island to have fun with the stars last night! It was unexpectedly comfy when many an user came. Also, I couldn't resist and decided to make this while I was in there alone.
Did you like my board drawings?

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I don't play this game at all anymore because I have no creativity and I can't stand looking at my shitty and ugly island and having to bear the responsibility of it all
I haven't even turned the game on in weeks
please help me

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But my piss is never yellow, like at all. What kind of fucking subhuman has yellow piss?

Does outside furniture near log stumps prevent beetle spawns?

Iron wall lamps work for me

Thanks, but why were you watching me piss? Not that I mind, though.

just don't even try to make it look nice and make it look as shitty and stupid as possible. that's what i do and i have fun with it.

In theory

Bubbles
She's ok but she keeps calling me hipster

Stacked magazines please. BYVCT
I've got
>jail bars
>jungle wall
>umbrella stand
>deer decoration
>golden dung beetle
>cutting board
>log chair
>bamboo shelf
>iron garden bench
>birdbath
if you want any of them in return

Fuck off already

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I don't see daisy mae anywhere, what the fuck

seethe more

She leaves after 12

Maddie!

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She ain't a crook, son. She's just a shook one.

GOD FUCKING.