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what a meme timeline we live in rn

People are going to look back on this lockdown and it's affects in future generations and acknowledge it was one of the dumbest mistakes in human history.

Is this a baptisim?

Yeah you're right, we should've crashed everything.

TIME CRISIS 2020

same energy

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Christians are weird. I consider myself more agnostic but some atheists have good points. For instance one atheist said "You really believe splashing magic water on a baby will protect it's soul and allow it into heaven?"

Sounds stupid when you say it out loud. And parents are totally fine watching their baby get dunked in water and what not. I'd say Catholicism is the weirdest denomination next to Mormonism and Protestantism

Is he baptising that baby with a water pistol?

There was a governor or something that said "we may never know if we did too much, but we'll definitely know if we did too little". They are correct.

It's the best timeline

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The part of religion that gets people into it is the social part. It's about being at church and meeting and socializing with the other members of your church, you're a community of people who believe together. And part of church is the rituals, so you all have to do the rituals even if they sound dumb when you say them out loud.

People do things JUST because they enjoy not because the actually believe those are the right things to do. For instance, was making this post just now the best use of my time? No but I still did it

Lol tell me this bullshit in 5 years time. We are about to enter the worst global recession in human history. Entire sectors of industry are going to be wiped out across the globe. People haven't realised the devastation that's to come.

lmao sure buddy

It's a Christening.

JAG OFF

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>Entire sectors of industry are going to be wiped out across the globe
Good

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I'm 90% sure this is a small church I went to when I was a kid

You both sound mad. I'm not even trying to be an atheistfag and diss religion. I'm just saying some parts of organized religion don't make sense at all.

they literally did nothing wrong

Christening.

I still can't believe this actually happened. All over a fucking mattress. The dad had bigger mantits than his son and his son looked like a 25 year old autistic weeb.

>tfw baptized AND circumsized
I never asked for this

what an epic priest
i hope its pee in it

You making this post doesn't make sense. Why did you make this post? What are you hoping to achieve, logically? And yet you did it because you just kind of felt like doing it didn't you. Does that make you literally insane?

I mean, you sound insane in your post more than I did in my mine, so I'd say you answered your own question.

INFECT YOURSELF
GET THE IMMUNITY
PROTECT YOURSELF
PROTECT THE HERD

>TFW uncircumcised and unbaptized.

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you first

Not religious myself, so just guessing here tho, but don't think most religious rituals are meant to be taken literally.

I guess it's just as much about tradition, welcoming a new member of the family into the world, a display to show everyone you intend to give the newborn the best possible life, an occasion to gather extended family and friends to let them meet the newborn etc.

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You didn't answer my question. If you don't want to have an argument don't start one.

You are fucking retarded.

>INFECT YOURSELF
This virus is a literal bioweapon, if the initial infection doesnt get you then the effects post-infection will (sterility, reemergence because coronavirus cant be eradicated from body, decreased lifespan, increased likelihood of heart disease, etc)

American liberals
>BAPTISM IS FUCKING DISGUSTING STOP PUSHING YOUR RELIGION ON A BABY

Also American liberals
>Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm circumcision is completely fine mkay? Cut dicks just look better

This, everything will be fine despite world economy stopping for 10% of the year. Economy is just magic it has nothing to do with reality

There is nothing to argue. You literally sound more insane in your post than I did in mine. And by your logic everything anyone does without a motive or reason is insane. So I'd say if you think that then you are in fact insane because you must consider everyone around you to be insane.

You sound schizophrenic. Take your meds, user.

Based

Liberal here
Circumcision should be illegal. Only right wingers defend Circumcision

>MUH ECONOMY WE SHOULD RE-OPEN EVERYTHING!

>reopen everything
>shitload more people die
>health systems around the world literally can't take the load increase
>economy STILL goes down the shitter, but even harder

Oh whoah it's like economy needs a healthy population to work whoahjaoah

back off COCKSUCKER

>Economy is just magic it has nothing to do with reality
This but unironically.

I think it's a metaphor for cleaning because Catholics believe in the idea of original sin. Also babies aren't allergic to water and it's an opportunity for families to gather and socialize and whatnot.

Weirdly enough I've seen the same amount of people on both sides defending circumcision. It's a bipartisan thing, like sucking Israel off.

If we had kept the global economy open and simply let people catch the virus and die, we would've lost less money than the shutdown so far. Do the math.

Yeah retard, that's what a PANDEMIC can do sometimes. This is how humanity rolls with the punch.

Literally anything can sound stupid if you word it a certain way.