I feel bad for Nintendo. They try so hard to please their fans and they just whine

>You want partners, you have them
>You want turn based combat, the whole arena turns
>You want coins as a progression system, you have that

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Shut up bitch

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>won’t someone please think of the billion dollar companies???

>doesn't like whining
>whines about the whining

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It will sell why would they give a fuck what some fags on Zig Forums say. It's number 3 on new/upcoming releases and number 25 on video game stuff in general. Should outsell all the other Paper Marios easily.

>>You want turn based combat, the whole arena turns

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Apologist threads aren't funny anymore. Going to /vp/ and see how they UNIRONICALLY defend these pieces of shit made me sick. I'm not taky any of these anymore.

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This "billion dollar company" is a collection of thousands of middle class workers who put in thousands of hours of work so you can play video games.

>please their fans y reinventing Paper Mario for some reason known only to them

okay

And they get paid fat stacks for mediocre products. Why should I feel bad for wanting my money’s worth?

>>You want coins as a progression system, you have that
I can somewhat give the other 2 points if you stretch enough but no one asked for coins to replace EXP.

>It will sell why would they give a fuck what some fags on Zig Forums say
Suuure. Color Splash and Sticker Star did amazing, right?
Fuck off.

It would be even more hilarious if they allowed you to dress up your partners, the autists would still bitch.

And they don't care if I don't like the game Miyamoto want to do, retard.

If that happens I'll be more interested desu.

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CONSUME GOYIM

really? Most of the threads I see on /vp/ hate SwSh just as much as Zig Forums if not moreso

Wait, I thought nintendies were apologetic to bad nintendo games. This also is wrong ? What do the snoy will invent next ?

i'd honestly rather have unique preset designs than indistinct dressup dolls with no set look so they're just a complete blur
its like saying a create-a-character is more memorable than a preset one, i couldn't tell you a fucking thing about the saints row protagonist other than 'haha wacky dildos' but i could tell you a shitload about cj as well as 'haha wacky dildo'

>>You want turn based combat, the whole arena turns

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The only way we're getting TTYD remade is if we show them we understand and buy PMOK and it sells more than all the other titles

And wouldn't give 2 shits if we died tomorrow because we're not Japanese.

The only fags that defend Nintendo’s increasing laziness and unwarranted gimmicky bullshit are corporate drones and people that use physical media to fill the hole in their heart a strong parental figure never did

Part of me thinks this is actually what fucking happened and someone just translated shit wrong to the Japanese people.

>They want ... turn combat? Turning?
>Yes, that's correct.
>A little odd, but okay!

You sound like the Anthem Defense Force from last year.
>Game literally bricks systems
>"B..b..but..think about the wagecuck devs!"
"Hardworking devs" is just a cop-out to excuse dissatisfaction.

>they try so hard to please their fans
By ignoring the backlash for Sticker Star and Color Splash TWICE, and doing another one in that same style instead of either going back to what worked or trying something new?
They're not trying that hard since the improvements from SS to CS were baby steps and that seems to be the case this time as well.

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Are you one of those people who actually believed Nintendo when they said they delayed Animal Crossing because they didn't want to over work their employees? They're paid for their work they should not be beyond criticism, and if you think they work overly hard for the consumer you should direct your disdain to the multimillionaires at the top of Nintendo for not paying them more, rather than the people who want a product, they paid money for, to be good.

I think you have this mistaken impression where Japanese companies work like American ones, where the top dogs get rich and fat while the workers suffer. Their president Iwata died at age 55 for a reason. Sakurai, the guy in charge of smash bros brings an IV to work so he doesn't have to eat.

too bad they didn't think to make a good game while they were at it

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That’s because their entire society is built around grinding down their working class to a nub

>You want turn based combat, the whole arena turns

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yes nintendo cares so much about their employees and devs that they're willing to announce this game two months before its release with pretty much zero fanfare, thus revealing that they think this game and series are little more than shovelware that appeals only to the most casual of casuals that buy anything with the mario name

>Their president Iwata died at age 55 for a reason.
Yeah, he was taken out because of the Wii U.

>Has cancerous growth
>Leaves hospital, supposedly better
>Is suddenly back in the hospital days later
>Dead
>And was out of the hospital just along enough to get Nintendo started with phone games

It's a sequel to the Virtual Boy, that shit was no accident either.

the fact that its a measly fuckin >two months away and we don't even know what the actual combat is like is a horrendous red flag.

either they've heard the complaints and heeded none of them, causing them to want to hide the gameplay because it looks like ass- or have heard none of the complains thus fixed nothing and give so little of a fuck about it and anything to do with the game that they didn't even think to show the gameplay off in a trailer.
it feels like a lose-lose situation

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Wait do we have partners back?

Not confirmed, people assume so because of the toad in the chinese trailer and the bob-omb following you, but it seems they are temporary to each area they are in.

>OP
>user
>Moot

What's Moot mean? "Most other of thread"?

>>You want turn based combat, the whole arena turns

It scares me that this is probably exactly how Tanabe's walnut sized mind works

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Yeah, Olivia is right there. She's just like Kersti and Huey, the best partners in the series.

oh no
not nintendo
they try so hard
not my multi billion dollar corporation

Are you telling me Miyamoto isn't rolling in money? Okay even if we drop the fact that Nintendo executives at the top make a lot of money, why should we feel so bad for the devs, who are worked this hard by the company, and just buy a product that we don't like ? We aren't the ones forcing them to work themselves to death, me feeling bad for devs is not going somehow positively affect japanese work culture. And look man you are allowed to get this game if you like it and enjoy it power to you, hell I want you to have a good experience. I am just saying that a majority of the people that have problems with recent paper mario titles are people who want it to be like the original and TTYD and they should be allowed to be skeptical about the new game just as much as you should be allowed to be excited.