>I am glad that I...spent my whole life...playing video games
I am glad that I...spent my whole life...playing video games
I'm pretty sure by the time you're put in the coffin you should be dead
I have a pretty well paying job in the space industry, have done a month long backpack across Europe, have had sex unironically, have dated, have partied etc. I would literally rather just play video games and shitpost on Zig Forums. Other things just don't do it for me like vidya and 4chin do.
>I am glad that I spent my whole life doing things I enjoyed
Yes.
>pretending that you enjoy it
They're quoting his final words at the funeral
>Play fortnite... use the epic game store... godbless tencent... all hail the peoples republic of china...
>tfw you feel there's literally no goal in life and you're just passing the time.
>reviewing @FortniteGame at the hospital
>intense feeling of death looming over me
>slouch down in my hospital bed and yell: "YO, THANOS FINNA DAB ON THIS NIGGA"
>everyone laughs
>St Peter opens the pearly gates and says: "you aight, white boy"
>Hear "he cute" from one of the angels
I LIVE AGAIN