Metal Gear Sahelanthropus

Why did it make monkey noises?

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why are you?

why am I?

MAJOR

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same reason this fucking thing mooed

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cringe scene

>Metal Gear Rex
>Metal Gear Ray
>Metal Gear SHAHGDHSDFGSHODGIH

Why?

You guys are fucking monkeys! Search it retard...

Metal Gear Shalashaska

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because slant-eyed fucks are fucking retarded and so is this game
>the robot makes monkey noises LOL SO WHACKY XDD KAWAIIIII!

It’s evolution baby!

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because it's named after a previous stage of human evolution, although mantis was controlling it so who really knows

>REX
>dinosaur noises
>RAY
>fish noises?
>Sahelanthropus
>monkey noises

Something something wolbachia

Hideo Kojima, a true scholar and a genius. He alone saved modern gaming first with Metal Gear and now with Death Stranding. Incredible feat.

Metal Gear Paranthropus when?
Main attack is it gives Big Boss genital herpes.

Why are metal gear robots so sexy

Shagohod was the first evolution of Metal Gear and it was a quadruped. Now, Sahe-...S-sahe-...whatever is a primate. This doesn't make the game any good though. It will oink it's way to oblivion along with it's crotch "cannon".

There was ZEKE before Seal Anthro Pussy

>Why did it make monkey noises?
Because it's a reference to the missing link

>Sahelanthropus tchadensis is an extinct species of the Homininae (African apes) dated to about 7 million years ago, during the Miocene epoch. The species, and its genus Sahelanthropus, was announced in 2002, based mainly on a partial cranium, nicknamed Toumaï, discovered in northern Chad.

>Sahelanthropus tchadensis lived close to the time of the chimpanzee–human divergence, and is likely an ancestor to Orrorin, a species of Homininae that lived about one million years later. It may have been ancestral to both humans and chimpanzees (which would place it in the tribe Hominini), or alternatively an early member of the tribe Gorillini.

>literally the Chad Monkey Man

are you?

Literally Armstrong tier

because it's literally
>muh ancestor

It's not, it makes similar noises to REX.

Sahelanthropus tchadensis is the first primate that walked upright, it's just a reference to how Sahelanthropus is a full blown robot, and it's just a nickname anyway, the real name is Metal Gear ST-84.

nigger gear solid XXDXD


am I epic for the win now? am I Zig Forums certified????

LMAO RACISM, I'm such an epic gamer.

I only own an xbox btw

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It does both.

rate my paraFAL
wish the ""AK"" didn't look like complete shit

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ohnBoss

>reinstall the game
>decide to stop being an autist who non-lethals everyone
>hardly ever got any s ranks
>now kill everyone who stands int he way and isn't useful to MB
>get S rank is most missions now
somebody explain

Boring and generic/10