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UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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USO DAAAA
UUUUUSSOOOOOOO

>NOOOOOO TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH BROTHER

>ahah catbox is closed

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Without love it cannot be steamed.

THE CULPRIT IS THE BLONDE WITCH THAT IS ACTUALLY YOUR CROSSDRESSING TRANNY UNCLE THAT GOT HIS DICK MUTILATED OFF AFTER GETTING THROWN OFF A CLIFF
THE CULPRIT IS THE BLONDE WITCH THAT IS ACTUALLY YOUR CROSSDRESSING TRANNY UNCLE THAT GOT HIS DICK MUTILATED OFF AFTER GETTING THROWN OFF A CLIFF
THE CULPRIT IS THE BLONDE WITCH THAT IS ACTUALLY YOUR CROSSDRESSING TRANNY UNCLE THAT GOT HIS DICK MUTILATED OFF AFTER GETTING THROWN OFF A CLIFF
THE CULPRIT IS THE BLONDE WITCH THAT IS ACTUALLY YOUR CROSSDRESSING TRANNY UNCLE THAT GOT HIS DICK MUTILATED OFF AFTER GETTING THROWN OFF A CLIFF

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immagine believing that

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Based Ryu outing trannies as what they truly are.

>PS3 sprites
Trash

>not in red
meaningless

much better than the steam ones

Every thread until we reach the golden land

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>why yes, I don't believe in magic, how could you tell?

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>Witches and Demons? They only exist in movies.

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t. Ericuck

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>tfw no BernXErika yuri femdom doujin

why bros

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>he doesn´t believe in magic

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For the last time Zig Forums who was the real culprit? Don't fuck this up
Was it
Yasu
or
Kyrie and Rudolf

The second.

Define "real".

It was me.

Kyrie and Rudolf in the prime events, that doesn't mean Yasu didn't plan the murders though

wasn't it all of them?

Not a trick question
Who is the culprit?

Rosa

It was the golden witch Beatrice

Why did he do it bros?

Your question is rather simplistic to what actually happened. Yes, Kyrie and Rudolph killed almost everyone, but Yasu wasn't all that innocent either.

Who is the best girl and why is it Rosa______?

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Say it in red

That in itself answers the question. You have decided that that depiction was the 'truth'.

BEST
MOM

Maybe I'm retarded but can someone help me answer these questions. Been a while since I read it.
Kinzo was an illusion kept by Natsuhi, Krauss, and the Servants
We can infer that Natsuhi was the only one that can "see" him because of Episode 5 and some other scenes.
So when does the prologue for episode 1 take place because he's clearly interacting with Genji and Nanjo.
How does Kinzo also have scenes alone like in Episode 1 where he starts the game by throwing his ring out the window.
What was also the deal of him not being able to see Beatrice even though he can in Episode 5 and at the end of 2. Also why can Battler see Kinzo there if he doesn't exist.
Why was he trying to revive her in the first place if he already died.
How can he Kinzo say he is betting his life for each game when he is already dead?
How does he count as a sacrifice for the twilights if he's already dead?

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>>>/i/t+was+the+golden+witch+beatrice

Because those scenes were fiction.

Whenever you see Kinzo, it's either a) a flashback or b) an illusion. He's DEAD in all games.

based
also Rosa is hot as fuck

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those happened probably way back before his death.

those were kinzo piece, not the real one.

he just count as a sacrifice to make the illusion that he was alive

But you only gave us two options, didn't you?

When does Battler actually see Kinzo?

Maybe he's referring to the end of Episode 2?

>transports enough gold to fill a big room
>using an Italian submarine
>which went through the Suez Canal
>all the way to Japan
>without being detected and sunk
"Magic doesn't exist" my ass.

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YOROKOBE SHOUNEN
>he didn't watch the offseason

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The episode where Battler and Erika solve the epitaph I guess?

So are the witches the personification of shitposters

That was an illusion of Kinzo.

Yes but they represent the two major truths in umineko. The option you pick is the one you think is 'Umineko'. If you think Yasu is the killer, you see Umineko as the amalgamation of the games. If you think Kyrie and Rudolf did it you think of Umineko as being the book of single truth.

I want Erika-sama to peg me till I go shirome!

Seriously what was the point of Will?

Let’s see, one is an author self-insert, one is an edgefag, one is a yurishitter, one is a tranny, and one is a literal child. They aren’t shitposters, they’re just from tumblr.

To show you how much of an incompetent detective Battler was.

An actual competent detective, too bad he came too late to really matter.

Being the actual detective