Mom walks in

Why don't you just lock your door?

If they do that that means they got no respect for you as a man

dumb tranny

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>Fullscreen
>not playing on borderless
what a mongoloid

He fucks more pussy that you dude

borderless has worse performance retart

what was he fucking?

>sitting there in an awkard position watching an empty desktop
She knows

the space between mattress and bed frame

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Guess you figured that out the hard way

I unironically pause eveything I'm doing and tab back to my desktop whenever my parents walk by my room, even if it is totally SFW because I got conditioned since I was little to think that all my hobbies that have to do with a computer are something I should be ashamed of and that still prevails to this day
Cant wait to get out of this shitty house

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they always do, they just pretend they don't
it's really nice of them

>mom walks in
>cracks the window
>leaves

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why, that doesn't feel good, at least try the glove and sponge method

>about to nut
>mom walks in with a game boy, a chocolate cake and a rare baseball card

>walks back in
>has rough sex with son

Whenever my mother visits she always opens the fucking windows

oh I get it now, >she reacts before coke even starts erupting because >she didn't expect to actually land the throw

what did you think she did user

because then they'd know something fishy is going on without even having to check

Yeah same

>she

what's going on here? what's the belt for?

same, whenever someone gets in I just go to the desktop and start selecting random icons

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Im pretty sure this is just a dude

>great artstyle
>ruined by the most degenerate, unfappable fetish you can possibly imagine

what movie

>be jacking off after WFH
>use VR headset
>jack off
>take off VR headset
>Work laptop is turned on and the cam is pointing at me

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>underage B&

its because of the stench user...

>mom enters room
>mom leaves room
>DOESN'T CLOSE THE FAWKIN' DOOR

for love

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What fetish?

what does that do?

Does anyone have that webm of the VR set where the kid is fucking Lara while doing crazy shit?

movies are so fucking stupid, there's no way a chad like that would need to fuck his mattress

If that's a man then I'm gay because I would absolutely fuck that cute mouth.

Not with that much makeup

animal transformation

I did that whenever my roommates would come back in college, they probably thought I was watching porn when I was just watching something stupid on youtube or something lmao

I do that too or just open up my steam library and stare at it or click on the different games .

feet

what was he doing?

Not foolin anyone. They all assume the worst.

Just googled it, the mom starts rimming his kid and he becomes a horse

I don't remember the exact cause but his cock started morphing into that of a horse, with the rest of the body following thereafter

why would she stare for good 10 seconds instead of going "wopsie" and closing the door real fast? Do americans really?

>why are you always staring at your wallpaper?

>ok, here were my options
>hm, should have gone with A

I would always switch to desktop, regardless of if I was doing something "bad" or not, whenever someone walked into my room. In my mind, it was akin to putting down a phone when someone started talking to you, but apparently it made them think that I was hiding something.

I'm 26. I have epilepsy and still live with my mom.
A few months ago I had a seizure and she brought me to bed. I usually just sleep for a few hours after the episode, so later I woke up, with all my body hurting and my head about to explode and I immediatly could tell I just had another one. Mother tells me she found me on the floor.
Still on a state of total confusion I went to my desk, as usual, and had to turn the monitor on, which was not usual.
>Monitor turns on.
The whole screen filled with chaturbate.com cams. All offline. Top corner window, no signs of incest, milf, mature, mom, mother, pregnant, sleeping, rape, or any other incriminating tabs, just your usual "big tits blonde girl" stuff. I immediatly realized what happened. I was just jacking off and had a seizure, so my mom probably found me convulsing on the floor, pants off, with a fucking erection on, and turned off the screen.
All I could hope for was that those cams went offline before the thing, which was extremely unlikely.

Was I lucky or unlucky? I mean, the chances of me not watching incest porn alone are quite low to begin with...

>unlock the computer and let me se it

she wanted to watch but then he stopped and so she left disappointed.

>don't hear mom walk in

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What do I look up to see this? Also I should've known from the very first appearance of the son that he was a horse boy.

You are gay then. That guy is not even a trap.

Yes, Americans think she would be shocked because nobody ever masturbate in their lives

why are you still living with your mom? you do realize you have to be over 18 to post here, right?

>whats that black site with the anonymous you're always on user

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underrated

I can't even be mad, if I had any artistic talent I'd be catering to furries as well. They pay hundreds of dollars for this shit.

should be on panda

Is she crying at the end? Who cries over somebody jerking off?

Borderless mode is pure reddit

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Before styles became a normal thing my mom legit asked me once why I was always on that "blue website"

nigger it's ruined by the characters looking the same age

she's sad because she misses young cock.

There's a difference between normal masturbation and humping your bed on your knees

Oh I fucking know, I just keep doing it out of pure muscle memory, me closing shit so fast lead to my dad believing I was doing actual sketchy shit, when in fact most of the time I was just playing vidya
I also always browse on incognito because years ago they got really paranoid with "muh internet corrupting the youths", and the checked the history always to find if I was doing something weird, and now I'm always on incognito even to check my email when using the PC

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is that fuckin Meesh?

>oh no... my son is a horny teenager..... how will my woman emotions handle this

religious Americans

americans

>be tech illiterate youngster
>weird file on desktop that opens with vlc but i didnt know
>ask mother what it is so i dont delete something important from the computer
>she opens it
>its fucking hentai
>say i have no idea how it got there
>she asks why i dont just watch real porn

shit man

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>browse on my phone when it's slow at work
>chuckle at something
>"What's so funny, user?"

Autoerotic asphyxiation

what's the fucking name of the comic

>Windows + D
>Mom see's my wallpaper of my waifu
>"She's pretty user"
t-thanks mom

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>mfw furry porn artist
>have a very annoying nephew
>he always fucking tries to sneak into my room to see what I'm drawing but I always click the show desktop button faster than he can come in
>"I will someday see what you're drawing"

what do brehs

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>bought a fucking lock for my door
>can sit in my room with my dick out without a care in the world

nah she's laughing, afaik it's not her son but her boyfriend's, she calls him up and tells him about it and laughs because she though it was ridiculous.

You really don't want to know bro.

Jack it to me user!

Wipes and destroys your harddrive

but the homepage is red and Zig Forums is blue

show him when he becomes 18
then he will spite your sinful soul

post your work

you don't want it, they turn into horses

fucking kill yourself normalfag

Tell him it's gross degenerate shit and you're afraid he'll think less of you as a person. Don't show, just tell.

>think of something really esoteric and context-dependent that I found funny
>smile (this is rare)
>"Dude what's so funny"
>"You wouldn't get it"
>"No, tell me"
FUCK AHHH I HATE NORMALFAGS STOP MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

>You've gone nose blind to the post nut scent

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>"She's pretty user"
>it's a picture of link/cloud

Yeah okay. You must like scat or feet, too.

>not having two desktops
>nothaving a new article open in preparation

>still living with parents

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>uwu

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my doorknob's lock has been broken my whole life and every time I hear footsteps coming down the hall I get filled with extreme anxiety
I would take it apart myself but I'm too scared I'll just ruin it completely

>don't lock your door
>risk getting walked-in on and she'd see you masturbating
>DO lock your door
>she immediately knows your masturbating
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
That's why you have to do it either very early in the morning or late at night, times when everyone else is asleep.

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Sorry I don't go there

they can't handle your wicked sense of humor

thats why i dont come here on my phone, ill always end up laughing or smirking about something dumb

america

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>w

>and turned off the screen.
That's nice, I bet she didn't even look at the screen after recognizing that it was porn.

>That guy is not even a trap.
he doesn't even fucking look like a guy
what is he if not a fucking trap?

>what was he fucking?

>He never figured out the mattress pussy trick
Oh you poor boy

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I'M ONLY GOING TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME
WHAT
IS
THE
FUCKING
NAME
OF
THE
FUCKING
COMIC