"I-IS THAT A GENERIC TOAD? I'M CAUTIOUSLYOPTIMISTICOOMING!!!!!!!!!"

FUCK

I'll take a blue sesame street ripoff then a fat faggot who posts pics of himself with cum on his face on twitter

Ario?

Arlo clearly thinks the game is way closer to the last two though, he's only not shitting on the game because it isn't out yet. He thinks there aren't partners

has anyone noticed that Zig Forums hasn't produced a single new meme that isn't some wojak derivative in nearly 5 years?

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That's a GC controller bro

then leave
will you really spend your entire life in front of the computer instead of living? the current generation couldn't give a care to what you think about them

not you, this really is just plain awful

pretty sure it's closer to 10 years.

>Cubies still seething because Nintendo is innovating

Of course you do, because a fellow muppet is way less likely to not validate your fragile opinions you glass jawed fuck.

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That’s a Wavebird not an N64 controller

this year alone spawned tons of OC. Where have you been during chokeposting?

This board is retarded.

chokeposting won't stand the test of time once TLOU 2 comes out and btfos the haters.

Really should drop the coomer part. I get you want to fit in, but the phrase is too long, and calling him a fencesitter is enough legitimate criticism.

dumb horse

my favorite pastime nowadays is watching the cringy "oldfags" burst themselves into a rage everytime stuff like this is made and posted here
second place doesn't even come close

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imagine making this

How in the holy fuck a fucking game reviewer with a fucking puppet became so popular that every zoomer on here talks about him

Its a literal fucking puppet, is that what you needed? a new kind of keys jangling in front of you? Does he do a raspberry too? does he have a secret word? jesus christ

Honestly theyre both garbage. I can respect what Jim Sterling does for journalism but he's a fat pathetic fuck too. And that containment breaching cryptid he married is even more hideous

>Its a literal fucking puppet
Yikes, no need for slurs man

who cares lmao

Jim Sterling literally advocates for doxxing and swatting. Arlo just has shit opinions about Nintendo games. I'll take the blue puppet any day.

You wanna know how I know you're either a newfag or a normal fag? You don't know that you don't leave Zig Forums, you can never leave Zig Forums.

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Chadcube:
>Thousand Year Door
>Luigi's Mansion
>Melee
>Pikmin 1 & 2
>F-Zero GX
>Phantasy Star Online Episode 2
>Super Monkey Ball 2
>Wind Waker
>Double Dash
>Metroid Prime
>Eternal Darkness
>Mario Party 4, 5, 6, 7
>Mario Sunshine
>Sonic Adventure 2
>Pokemon Colosseum
>Animal Crossing with retro NES games bundled in instead of being cut for virtual console shekels

Wii (shit):
>SPM
>Brawl
>Pikmin 1, 2 waggle edition
>No F-Zero
>Monster Hunter Tri
>Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz
>Skyward Sword
>Funky Kart Wii
>Metroid Other M
>Mario Party 9
>Mario Gakaxy
>Sonic and the Secret rings
>Pokemon is just a battle sim you can't even really play without the DS games
>Animal Crossing that i a lazy port of a 3DS game

Shitch:
>Origami King
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Ultimate
>No Pikmin
>Still no F-Zero
>Bad MH game they started pretending is good because of World
>Banana Blitz port
>BoTW (port
>Mario Kart 8 (port)
>Super Mario Party
>Mario Odyssey
>Sonic Forces
>Pokemon Sword and Shield
>Unfinished AC game with cut content being drip fed back and still no retro games

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I'm not a newfag I came here mid 2015 :)

>he's a fat pathetic fuck too
he absolutely is, according to himself no less.
However, this 30 year old fat fuck at least has enough credibility that it is worth disagreeing with him. And that is what sets him apart, really.

>Yeah! Original content's for faggots!

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you forgot
>Gamecube has fire emblem
>Switch has watered down persona emblem

We need 0 e-celebs whatsoever, that goes for that unfunny fat fuck and this ambivalent Nintendie manchild

Nigger chokeposting was like two weeks ago.

That choking meme was made recently. Besides that, though, you're right.

you only care because you have nothing else going for you. normal people with their lives on track couldn't pay 2 full seconds of caring to garbage like quality of internet memes

The Disciplined Emotional is superior to all.

arlo is based

>he ADVOCATES for DOXXING!!!
God you sound like a fucking retard. There are a million better reasons why sterling is a fat, intolerable cunt

And thus, the normalfag has emerged.

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Must suck being both completely out of touch and so autistic you parrot old memes. Nobody cares how long you've been here anymore, things change, learn to cope with your sekrit klub changing too.

>wanting to go out into society
>wanting to endure the suffering of putting up with normaltards, niggers, faggots, and women
>wanting to leave the only good site left
>not getting pleasure from shitposting while a quarantine destroys the economy
cringe

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>ignore
>still replying to me
will I make this more pleasing to me if I tell you I'm posting from a smartphone, I wonder

let's cut the chase
>blah blah screenshots from people stalking a fat guy on twitter
>he's such a bad person that I don'T have to listen to him
BotW wasn't all that good, and that point stands even if Hitler himself said it.

>I'm not a newfag I came here mid 2015 :)
holy shit what a giveaway

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oomerfags need a genocide.

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I've been a neet for full 4 years. the desperation only grows, there's only cope ahead of you as you near your mid 20s, so I hope you're still a beginner and there's hope that you'll realize the horrible bitter regret of inaction is the only thinga waiting you in the end

Idiot

Pretty much, twitter produces more memes than this shithole does now

oh no no it's actually too easy to play with you boomers. I'm slowly losing the thrill I used to have
maybe I really should leave like the many others who did and never came back to tell the story

Holy cringe. I now remembered my 4channeler Zig Forumsormaltard phase, Thanks much my boy.

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Another brainlet filtered by the wii

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Really? Is this where we are now?
Zig Forums, please go. You and the rest of your discord tranny friends are ruining this place.

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kek never even played paper mario, only ever fapped to that mimimi character

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You realize you can have a job and a life without being a normalfag, right?

>We need 0 e-celebs whatsoever
framing it as if it's about e-celebs is the typical response of limp-dicked little shits like you when they want to discredit games media they do not like and can't just deflect because they have a holy war with some website.

Just be upfront about it: you don't want people to discuss or report on games for a living. All you want is your own opinions to be validated on social media.

DMCV was the last good thing that happened to this board, the last good threads I've seen at least, and they were all about a videogamey videogame.

>Time Jannies
>Choke posting

This is the type of retard complaining about oomer memes. You are the sole reason they still get posted, they will parrot a reaction out of your autistic ass everytime.

"Need" is the operating word there. There is no need for media parasites or their defenders like yourself.

>taking the post seriously
user... I...

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I don't get it

>l-le normalfags
you are so cringe to my eyes you cannot even comprehend. you just remind me of who I used to be when I learned about this place. hopefully (and I truly mean this from the bottom of my heart, believe it or not) you are still starting and there's a high chance still that you will wake up once you look in the mirror and realize all the layers of cringe you've been living under, cause if you are past your mid 20s or in your 6th year or so in here and you're still like that your future is dire
take a look at boomers like this , you'll have to slaughter every fraction of self-awareness you still have left to be able to live with yourself

Make oc then, faggot.

If you want a series to be good it makes you a fat angry man

>he doesn't operate innawoods
>he doesn't use his NEETbuxx to buy weapons and equipment
>he doesn't know how to live in the bush
>he hasn't used all of his free NEET time for outdoor fitness and Cardio kinesthetics
never, ever gonna make it lol

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