How much time do you dedicate to vidya? does vidya ever interfere with other obligations?

>mmmmmmmm sewage oil

why does rice always stick to my wok and this little cunt has no trouble? My seasoning is pristine. What is the secret?

Stupid fuck he burnt the tomatoes and mushroom

Based

Use pre-cooked rice.

>he's a worse cook than a chink toddler
kek

this. Scrambled eggs are just the result of failing to cook an egg sunny side up.

Coomers, evidently.

until I'm bored. what obligations?

So this... is the power... of nofap

jet engine and lots of oio

I jack off eggs

Do redditors really?

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Why do the English love mushrooms and tomatoes so much? They're great individually, but why that combination for breakfast?

>When he gives his sibling a little bit of tomato (?) to eat
cute

looks delicious

a generation of loser who hasn't learned the simple things about life like ccoking eggs or pasta

>learned how to make scrambled eggs
And I thought I was bad a cooking.

>try not to jerk off
>end up jerking off anyway
what's the use

I personally think eggs taste gross and is the reason why people smother them in butter and other shit.

The gordon ramsay technique is good though. The sour cream enriches the meal. Another nice thing to do is stir the egg in a bowl with some sugar salt and white wine for a pseudo pancake.

I've never had that problem.

Meanwhile I jacked off instead of learning how to do women's job myself and post about it on twitter

I usually play for a few hours a couple nights a week. Typically Civ with some friends or whatever solo game I'm playing at the time. I only get to vidya after I'm done with work, the gym, cooking, time with wife, etc. So no, it doesn't get in the way of other obligations.

>dont jack off for 3 weeks
>standards hit rock bottom (literally, was getting hard to rocks) and can't concentrate

>cooking is a woman's job
Women are terrible at cooking. If you want good food you have to do it yourself.

I do.
I could be fueling my stove with anthracite and having to wear spf 350 just to not get radiation burns from the light coming off it and it would ALMOST be hot enough to cook with a chinese wok apparently

his brother is disabled... He will spend years taking care of him. Doing this. Every day. And so much more.

And by "get to" I mean get around to.

I think this along with my sister caused me to honestly not care about women anymore.

That's how they want you. Distracted, willing to fuck anything even if it doesn't have a hole. They fear post-cum clarity.

>Watch first Kitchen Nightmares
>Only have two chefs/cooks/whatever
>Challenge is a simple one
>Cook a scramble egg
>Run the kitchen for a meme restaurant
>Neither one can cook a fucking scrambled egg

It gets better from there when he cooks the stuff for his family and fucks it all up.

The acidity and vibrant fruit flavour of the tomato matches nicely with the savoury and earthy flavours of the mushrooms.

I'm not english but I love both of them in omelettes

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hes bragging about watching this 4 minute video, its sad really.

youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

I jack off constantly and I make 256k yearly. Meanwhile, nofap NEETs have nothing going on for them

the whole reason why they go nofap is because they haven't accomplished anything in life

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I work 12+ hour shifts 3-4 times a week and dont really have energy to do anything but shitpost and watch youtube

on the off days I play 8+ hours

That's what brothers do. If my brother was ever disabled I would take care of him.

>being proud that you “learned” how to make scrambled eggs after the age of 20
I fucking hate the internet sometimes

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What a fucking boss.

Cherry tomatoes taste like shit. Needs a big juicy one, instead.
They're a flavor vehicle that're inoffensive on their own, kind of like bread, but with different texture and more protein

Word. People pretend they made a different recipe but they're just shit.

Those scrambled eggs are clearly overcooked. Also who the fuck brags about learning how to make scrambled eggs? I make fucking scrambled eggs when I fail at making a french omelette.

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oil with a touch of sewage

So this is what no-fappers are capable of... amazing.

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Who would eat maters and mushrooms for breakfast? That sounds really gross tbqh

because they are tasty you dumb faggot

Everytime I try nofap, I start getting a huge urge to suck big cocks. What should I do?

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You gotta get the pan smoking hot, add oil, then swirl it around to coat.

Does not compute, I jack off 3-4 times on the average day and I can cook a full turkey dinner without any just-add-water-and-heat garbage.

has there ever been any recorded benefits from nofap yet?

I can make eggs too!

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suck big cocks clearly

>mom, dad, look, instead of masturbating i cooked some eggs for you, enjoy!

Imagine having to take Time to Learn the easiest way to cook an egg

Wok isn't hot enough.

>If it ain't hot enough it won't wok!

That's the withdrawals, user.

shit opinion
then again I just get a spatula and scrape the pan since I usually have 8 eggs at a time

Maybe you should try a different material of pan. Depending on your stove and your current pan shit could go wrong.

It's chemistry, ain't gotta explain shit.

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No, tons of negatives though

I can't jack it to real porn anymore. I just hate real women. Is there something wrong with me?

No fap is indeed a meme. But no porn is not. That should be the focus, not wanking in general.

>go check the subreddit out of curiosity
>"look at the difference in my eyes with and without masturbating"
I swear incels are becoming the literal clowns they really wanted to be

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Jesus Christ. Remember when cooking was a woman's job?
Why'd we let them?

What the fuck was that supposed to be?

This.
Not fapping doesn't change anything, if you're low energy and no willpower it's just that you have a bad lifestyle.

Here's a (you). I can tell you desperately want one.

I don't understand what's going on, it's clearly staged, but why?

>Is there something wrong with me?
Nope. You're free.

i love real women i prefer jacking off to hentai it's far better

why

Don't give a fuck, I'm jacking off to every single futa videos out there and you cant stop me

Get a life, NEETs

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For me, it's the McSxarpo.

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msg

The kind of waster who thinks that they are special just because they don't touch themselves.
Think about how little you have to have going on in your life to dedicating part of your identity to not jerkin' it, it's one step below militant vegans.

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did he jerk off on the scrambled eggs?

>Staged

It's a freedom party retard

the yolks are aggressively savory/umami when runny, try dipping your bread/bacon/etc. in it next time.

that's a disgusting looking macedoine

Too anyone that's doing nofap I just want to say
congrats :)

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Looks like that shit they eat in the Matrix.

dem twink hips though

go to the malt shop

They're all meme youtubers/Vine who got "famous" for being disgusting or disfigured. Some Arkansas methhead shit right there.

No, the internet interferes with my obligation now because there's just no games that I am interested in and I lost my interest in pirating so I only get restricted by what games I can buy with my second world currency
>flash games are dead
>TF2 as I knew it is dead
>Stellaris is uninteresting
>no interest in Cities Skylines, I just can't get the hang of making a really good city and it's demoralizing because I expect there's no abandoned buildings in a well-done city
>Mordhau keeps fucking itself up and tries to re-download the entire game as an update
>Risk of Rain 2 is dead until the next update
>Speedrunners is dominated by comp autists
I got Total War Shogun 2 and Evil Genius for free, I'll give them a try eventually when I stop being busy IRL but most of my free time nowadays is just mindlessly gazing at the internet

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>his mom was a bad cook
I'm sorry for your loss user. This is a basic staple of life, and you missed out.

>I just hate real women
Maybe you're gay.

Chad

>give Q
>not staged
Ok

I have virtually no time to fuck your mom anymore

/ck/ thread?

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are oats fuckin' nasty or is it just me?

Looks like mixed veggies cooked in white gravy. Is that what it is? Because, I mean, that doesn't taste BAD, but why would you go pay for it? That's something you do when you're hurting on money and need a filling meal.

>LOOK MOM I DON'T JACK OFF!
>*spends 14 hours on social media while doing nothing*

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its because of the UMAMI, you pleb

Tasty, if you're being serious.

>actual wok burner
>seasoning of the wok
>lots of oil

The fire doesn't seem to burn as high as a wok burner but a lot of these woks in chinese families are really old and therefore have a solid multiple generations amount of seasoning on them.

is something the matter you fucking ccp subhuman?

That's a midget

it's a start

Looks like it's what's supposed to be a pancake.

is that a non-newtonian fluid?

What the fuck is that, brown cement?

>Non-Newtonian batter
wat

Oh god, that looks just like one of the flying cell-monsters from the original Star Trek.

Why can't you jack off and then make scrambled eggs? Or make eggs and then jack off?

Add honey and cinnamon :)

I think I see what's happening.
He mixed a marinade with corn starch instead of having it in separate bowls because he's too lazy to do it right.

NoFap is a weird cult.

he hasn't even begun. All it did was just have more time to waste on other shit

to this day, nofappers haven't found a single flaw on fapping

It's like dieting by replacing a food addiction with chew