*hits pipe*

>*hits pipe*
>Duude, what if... Listen... What if you came to Ashlanders and pretended to be Nerevarine lmao

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Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.

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>hits pipe
>not skooma
As expected of a dirty imperial like you

He has a skooma pipe hidden under the bed though

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You know who else did nothing wrong?
The orcs.
Yet the Redguards and Bretons force them to live in an apartheid State.
No justice. No peace.

It is like living between South Africa and Israel and you are black palestinians.

Orcs should stop worshipping the god that purposely makes them outcasts then

I am not pretending to be Nerevarine! I have 0,000013% of Chimer blood in me, I am allowed to say the N word, Nwah.

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those face mods look so fucking uncanny

Nerevarine is canonically Nord. It was Azura’s final fuck you to make the Dunmer messiah their ancestral enemy.

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Better?

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Damn straight those scumbag orcs had it coming.
They are invaders. They bring drugs , crime and disease and some I suppose are decent folk.
I think a wall is in order.
Make Hammerfell Great Again.

thats gay as fuck
carry on

>pretended
read up on mantling, bro
There are many those who came before you, yet you are the only one to succeed
Thus, you must be the Nerevarine
Welcome to Morrowind, one of the greatest RPG games of all time

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Obligatory.

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Orcs were right savage bastards known for terrorizing both Bretons and Redguards whenever they get the chance. Hence why orcs are the only things capable of allowing both to set aside their differences and work together.

Tbf, at the begining of game you are suposed to pretend you are him, only later you start checking boxes out.

Abuse alchemy and you can go from boat to azura cutscene in 15 min.
You aren't the Nerevarine. Azura is just taking credit like a lying bitch.

He has killed dunmers and threatened to kill the entire island.

>Not even the best one
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That's true, Azura is a bitch, but then again, every "God" is, when you get in the deets
Also potion making is op as fuck, even if you don't have alchemy as a major or minor skill

You are wrong.
The writer himself admitted that it's not important if your character is really Nerevarine but rather that you are doing stuff that are expected of them.
So it's basically a chicken or egg scenario.
>can you achieve those feats because you are Nerevarine
or
>are you Nerevarine because you achieved those feats
Game argues for the latter. As you said, there were many before. If you just have guys trying over and over you will eventually have one that will succeed. Simple as that.

morrowind has the best memes and fanart imo

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Yes the South Africa/Israel broship is pretty based.
The orcs wouldn't be oppressed if they didn't deserve it.

I am just glad hard right authoritarian regimes are given a positive light in TES.

That's what mantling is in TES universe
If you impersonate someone enough, you become that person, in essence
That's what really bothered my about Skyrim, that you aren't just a dude making your way to glory, but you're instantly gratified with "UR THE DRAGONBORN!!"
Although the premise itself isn't that bad, desu, I just think it's the delivery, you could very well be born an actual dragonborn, aint shit you can do about that
Morrowind is also the most comfy and even though it isn't fully voice acted, it offers enought dialogue that you can just fill in the gaps yourself
So much things to discover
So much things to do
Morrowind is unironically the best midground in TES series

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good

The Lefave brothers would like a word with you.
The worst thing they have done is better than the best Moronwind fags have come up with.
They actually have the best take on Moronwind combat.
Them being best at both kinda invalidates my point though.
I didn't think this through.

But I am the Nerevarine.

i always thought that summerset/thalmor is actually a methaphor for isreal
you know ethnostate eugenics and all

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Oblivion and Skyrim combat is exactly like Morrowind, except they just remove the stats variable, making the entire thing pointless
>dude I can just hit my enemy 100% of the time even though I just crawled out of a prison
Just doesn't make any sense to me

sshhh
least you summon skyrim zoomers
post lore to banish them

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The thalmorons are an odd mix of nazi and jew.

Post metaphysics stuff..
That stuff is so dry it could gag a maggot.