Who will win the zackbowl? Cissney or Tifa?
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Liam Rogers
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Thomas Murphy
When PC version comes out, modders need to add a function which will force the camera to constantly focus on Aerith's ass during gameplay.
Shouldn't be too hard to do, since she doesn't have an ass.
Dylan Clark
Zack is the ultimate chad. He will cuck all waifufags and impregnate all ff7 girls.
Bentley Rodriguez
Brody Morales
what if Zack cannot have children due to all the mako
Camden Perry
sorry nigger but the two time reigning champion will defend both her titles
Adrian Ross
then Hojo wanting to breed Aerith with SOLDIERS would make no sense
Jack James
Aerith doesn't love Zack anymore, what would she care
Daniel Jones
Imagine in the future Tifa becomes a self-aware AI, and then she opens Zig Forums archived threads and searches for her name.
Imagine
Isaiah Cox
Everything I do is for her
Robert Scott
one redeeming comment won't save your ass in contrast to a hundred irredeemable comments
Elijah Martin
I'm the only one here defending her from porn posters
Michael Wilson
Noah Howard
I wonder how it feels to have your balls crushed under Tifa's red boot
Easton Flores
3D fags fix your shit
Asher Watson
Post work.
Jose Gutierrez
It's not like he cares anymore once his boys dropp their pants. He just wants to see his creations' cocks ram up some Cetra cooch.
Justin Baker
Hojo is now aware of the Whispers. It wouldn't surprise me if he deduced "someone" (the player) is also watching, and said it PRECISELY to elicit a response (What response, who know?).
Wyatt Bailey
>got neither dick
state of this corpse
Justin Walker
oh no, he would turn them into mojo
Wyatt Allen
More like a muttjo.
Landon Peterson
>breed Aerith with SOLDIERS
Hojo wants Cloud and Aerith to fuck.
Colton Morris
Sorry Tifa, I know being friendzoned hurts.
Brayden Perez
>It wouldn't surprise me if he deduced "someone" (the player) is also watching,
Holy fucking shit he's trying to cuck us
The madman
Luis Garcia
Reasons for Tifa x Barret:
1) They have been living together for the past few years or so
2) In the original, they all seemed to sleep together in Seventh Heaven’s basement
3) They raise Marlene as mother and father respectively
4) They are always looking out for each other
5) They have their lover’s quarrels every once in a while, like the staircase scene
6) They both went through similar hardships
7) They both share a common dream, a world without Je- I mean, Shinra
8) Tifa has lost everything and needs a real man like Barret support her, not some twink Gackt wannabe
9) Tifa is still with Barret in Dirge of Cerberus
10) Big black cock
Reasons for Tifa x Zack:
1) Uhh... they saw each other once I think, and Cloud was all she talked to him about
Jeremiah Walker
>they saw each other once
That’s more than most ships have
Luke Hughes
>find fic where Hojo forces Cloud and Aerith to have sex for science
>it has gay Sephiroth rape shit in it
Feels bad
Henry Cooper
cissnei isn't canon
Carson Edwards
Why not
Isaac Rodriguez
She’s not white
Ayden Stewart
What is she
Parker White
god i thought tifa was incredibly swole from the thumbnail
Adrian Carter
Forgettable.