Team Fortress

>Team Fortress.
>There are no Fortresses.

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theres literally a map with 2 of them dumbass

>Devil May Cry
>The Devil doesn't cry

>Prey
>you're really a predator

dumb nigger

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post the sauce

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>literally a map called "2fort" = two fortresses

fucking retard

nice

how is that a fortress?

from webster's:

Fortress
a military stronghold, especially a strongly fortified town fit for a large garrison.

it doesn't need to be knights and horses in the medieval days stupid ass

>strongly fortified town fit for a large garrison
>literally two barbed fences
no.

>Team fortress
>no team

fucking retard

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>more time has passed since the blue and red mann have died than from release to their deaths

you couldn't have made a shitpost thread to shill a less ugly whore?

>Kingdom Hearts II
>You actually get the II.

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>pink & meaty
the best

>team fortress 2
>has 2 teams, has many "forts" across different maps
>the map 2fort is actually made of 2 forts
>the Reliable Excavation Demolition (R.E.D.) team wears red colors
>the Builders League United (B.L.U.) team wears blu(e) colors
How did they get it so right? It can't all be just a coincidence, can it?

>soldiers and demomen in your face shooting explosive at you
>massive, heavyset man with a minigun shooting at you
>psychotic doctor with borderline magical healing technology
>can't even trust your friends they could be working for them
>crackshot sniper on the roof

sounds like a fortress to me. you're not getting inside

Your team is the fortress, together you form a redoubt capable of repelling any enemy advance.

>Reliable Excavation Demolition
>Defends
>Builders League United
>Attacks
Can't win them all.

>Guild Wars
>there are guild wars

>Guild Wars 2
>there are no more guild wars

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>hairy anus
Bros...

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>2fort
>literally two forts
Holy shit.

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>he doesn't know

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Are this kind of comment bait or they just are too dumb to get a joke?

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>Indivisible
>Divides the company and audience.

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>dark souls
>the souls are the opposite of dark

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>implying
I'd correct you, but you already know the answer

>Guild Wars
>There **WAS a Guild War
>Irrelevant if you're a Factions or Nightfall character

Would you lick my hairy butthole for a dollar?