Guy in chat is talking mad shit

>Guy in chat is talking mad shit
>"I know where you live, [insert guessed name here]"
>MFW guessed right and he's shitting his pants

Is there a better feeling?

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being cummed inside

Taking a mad shit

stop it I'm horny again

>Guy in chat is talking mad shit
>He guesses where I live
>Completely off the market
>MFW I pretend to be scared to troll him

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>both players profit
nice

>stdh

Mia Khalifa is a major bitch, and an ugly one with small tits.

>look buddy, i know where [fake girlfriend name] lives so you better quit being the funny guy around here
>he leaves
I had to quit the game too, i was laughing my ass off

You just mad she fucks everyone but you.

dare i say, fpbp

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you can say shes ugly but small tits?

Do girls like to be impregnated?

عنب حامض
(Sour grapes for you ajmis)

She did before she got a pair of awful implants.

also when she was a baby, that flat slut

Which vid is this snap from? Figure I'm gonna break sobriety and nofap tonight.

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I've had several anons call me by my real name when responding to me here. I have no idea how they knew my name and it freaks me out.
I don't think they could've been guessing since it's happened several times with no one guessing the wrong name by mistake, so it can't just be a coincidence right?
All I can assume is that they were memeing me and I'm just not aware of the context of the meme, and that they guessed my identity by accident. Still, it's a very odd thing to have happen to you on an anonymous message board. I keep waiting for the next person to call me out, but luckily it hasn't happened recently.

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alright mark you can stop posting now

Ha, nice try but my name's Eric.

yes, they love the feeling of being cummed inside

I hate her face so fucking much and I don't know why. Maybe because she looks like a "friend" I had.

Is your last name Williams?

*beautiful
>he hasn't seen siri's new "tits"

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No, but I can't tell you my last name. It's not that uncommon, but I'm still not willing to dox myself.

>tfw name can never be pronounced correctly by american tongue

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ممممممم عنب

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There's a notorious shitposter named Eric, so if you happen to share opinions with him you may have been caught in the crossfire.

Go to bed Cthulu

ok eric wilson

Could be moderators. They can probably see your entire post history.

بيسد أبو مساعد

>casually befriend people in different chat groups and keep track of details they say including name of a spouse or if they are married with children or if they live in certain cities or states etc...
>keep that information next to their name in a book
>use different accounts to play games and casually add a friend of a friend and end up playing games with them
>whip out my book and start casually mentioning these specific things
>"user it must be weird living in 'state' with those new laws they passed. Are you and your wife doing okay?"
>"yeah were doing....wait what? Do I know you?"
>weave some crazy lie about how we went to highschool together (obviously looked him up on facebook to get details) and mentioned a teacher's class we were in together
>he gets nervous
>private message him later and send a cropped photo of his wife's face
>say that she has been hitting on me and I didn't know the right time or place to bring it up but through coincidence we are playing games together so might as well tell him now

This stuff is so fun and people are so stupid

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>Never did anal

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No I just don't like that she shittalked my wrasslin

Okay Shaa

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>Go to a lobby full of salty people
>Make a fake account with a cheesy name
>Shit on all of them with my main
>Act like an over the top arrogant duche all the way through
>Get high off their salty tears of defeat.
I didn't do it. But someone did and he made a well edited video out of it, and it's hilarious.
youtu.be/Wri2NHxLgl8

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What happened to Mia? She said she didn't make any money from porn.

DSP is too good for those hoes.

>being
hmm

In his defense, what is even real about her at this point after all her surgeries?

Why would someone do this?

>major bitch
That's her entire appeal.
Nasty arabic whore.

Is that virgin video real? If not that guy plays an autist well.

based dsp, high standards are a good thing