>speed AND weight
is this achievable natty?
how long will it take?
Speed AND weight
Luke Watson
Noah Wright
Yes.
>6 trips to McDonald's per meal
>2 trips to the gym per week
>7 trips to your local UrbEx for parkour practice per lunar cycle
>100 pushups, pullups and bodyweight squats per 12 hours
John Jones
You won't look like him if you actually seek those things but it's not a bad combo.
Jackson Ward
Rule of thumb is to add one hamburger for every step that you take.
Hunter Diaz
That's the best part of being fat
You are your own gym
Brody James
Bob reminds me of Coop from Megas XLR. Fuck now I want an episode where Coop fights Gorrath on his own and actually beats his ass in.
Asher Hill
Tekken 7 is a predictable follow-up to a series that's never aimed particularly high, it may please casual gamers for a day or two but the stagnant ongoing series is definitely in the second tier of fighters way below Capcom or NetherRealm Studios games, and it's seriously getting old and tired. The lack of depth and subtlety and the emphasis on the offensive, rather than the defensive, puts this squarely two notches below the best in the genre, the "who-can-get-their-super-move-off-first" gameplay leaves much to be desired from a serious fighting game player. Like the prequels, Tekken 7 is geared towards casual gamers and anyone who's been exposed to more technical, more dynamic fighting games will quickly pass on tekken. Other top fighters, namely Street Fighter, DoA and MK games have advanced impressively in their latest installments; but the relic that is tekken just can't seem to evolve, furthermore many combos can be done simply by hitting 1-button, and the nearly "instant-kill" rage art moves are just laughably broken. Instead of a supplying a proper fighting engine, matches in T7 seem to rely heavily on "who can get their rage move off first". So many elements of the gameplay don't even require any sort of skill. In my book, slow motion over and over again also gets old very quickly. And in the end, it's more of a novelty or gimmick rather than an actual, thought-out fighting game mechanic. But hey, the casual crowd will be pleased!
If you want something a little more "button-masher-friendly," tekken might be your cup of tea.... Key word, might.
Hunter Lewis
Obsessed.
Liam Myers
You really need to shore up your martial arts techniques. And by that I mean learn how to generate force properly through your legs and body. Fatsos actually have a big hidden reserve of power there. Some "skinnyfat" nerd who weighs a lot can actually punch harder than a gymbro if the nerd's technique is great and the gymbro is just throwing random haymakers. It's not actually even particularly hard to get to a good level at it.
Boxing is probably where you'd learn all that best.
Adrian Jones
If you're muscled as well as fat, less it's actually something you can achieve. The reason fat people are slow isn't mass, it's from being completely out of shape. A fat fuck that works out all the time is like a sumo wrestler.