Noooooooooooooooo, not the semen package!

Noooooooooooooooo, not the semen package!

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This game is great

How is hovering over the side without falling off? Special antigravity stuff? Why not put that on the boxes as well?

sigh, you don't get it.

You must know to understand first.

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This game was dogshit

>pc release
>people suddenly hate this game
Hmm...

DS was not only the GOTY of 2019, but also one of the greatest games of all time.

PC release's happening next month, and people love DS.

No it’s fucking boring

>people paid MONEY for this game

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Making the player essentially do a quick time event just to keep walking is the worst game design I've ever seen

Zig Forums still seething that they got cucked out of nuTORtanic zoomie edition

>yet another death stranding seethe thread
OP stop, you've been at it for weeks

I'm gonna pay for it as soon as it comes out on PC :)

*filters 90% of Zig Forums*

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>amazing creative concept for the setting
>open world
>expect exploration to be fantastic
>lost of neat things to see
>many easter eggs
>turns out theres literally nothing
>all the interesting spots on the map you visit through the main story
>only easter egg is a lone tori gate on a mountain
Why cant Kojima make good open worlds?

Yeah, just like you. Everyone thinks you're great and wants to be around you.

The ending is pure, unfiltered kino and had me enthralled the whole time.
I was disappointed that I didn't get any sort of bonus for connecting everyone to the chiral network though.

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Should have won the GOTY, amazing game

>Final boss is defeated with a hug rather than bullets.
Bravo Kojima.

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well i hope you guys get your money's worth and enjoy it

Nooo not my wifes boyfriends semen packages!

Financial success, get fucked retard

Your wife's boyfriend buys semen on Amazon?

why the fuck are you carrying so much?

Can't you make more than 1 trip?

Damn, I hope things go well for you and you live a long healthy life.

The only character I didn't like was fragile. Her lines were weird and I didn't like the delivery.
Heartman was amazing though, I loved his part.
>Can't you make more than 1 trip?
Get a load of this scrub

>is loaded as fuck
>doesn't even hold both L buttons for balancing
>still puts first person camera like a retard
Yeah, Kojima was right, people are fucking dumb

On the contrary. I know no other game this addicting.

>Get a load of this scrub

to be honest, I have not played the game. I am hearing conflicting reports on whether the game is trash or kino

lol