what if mario and peach had sex and she got pargenent?
What if mario and peach had sex and she got pargenent?
Brody Fisher
Leo Flores
Peach's womb is toxic and not capable of sustaining life
Gabriel Young
not possible. shes already bred with bowser
Mason Hall
what
Angel Garcia
what if peach got really hungry and ate bowser haha he wouldn't be able 2 kidnap her anymore if he's inside her haha what if someone uploaded a cohesive romhack that swapped out peach and bowser's role in Inside Story haha that'd be a crazy mod to make haha just wondering
Joshua Bennett
shut the fuck up that's disgusting
Lucas Thomas
look buddy if you don't want to be carried around in peach's bulging gut all day then i just don't know what to tell you
Mason Ramirez
that is literally impossible. a 5 foot tall woman can't eat a 1000 pound dragon. you are autistic
Benjamin Peterson
Then would become Dry Bowser.
Jaxon Phillips
Where do you think Baby Mario and Baby Luigi come from?
Landon Lewis
>that is literally impossible. a 5 foot tall woman can't eat a 1000 pound dragon
we don't know the logistics of mario world, yoshi is quite diminutive compared to some of the beings he can consume. it depends on how elastic the maws of peach's race are, assuming she's not a typical human.
and she could easily obtain a giant mushroom in the event her jaw cannot properly unhinge
>you are autistic
now i cannot refute that but i must insist it was quite a rude remark to make of me in the open and would kindly ask you to refrain from such slander
Aaron Foster
Stork
Samuel Hughes
when she give birth mario will be real?
Mason Taylor
mario will be gone to the store for a pack of spaghetti for 18 years now
Jaxson Ramirez
yes i would a praganent peach
Gavin Reed
post more pargent peach
Robert Flores
>what if mario had sex
Theres a higher chance of your garden variety braindead Zig Forums tard having sex than Mario.
>peach had sex and she got pargenent?
From Bowser? Already happened several times over. Sometimes Mario watches.
Carter Bailey
wtf nintenbros....
Eli Perez
>pargenent
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William Moore
Wyatt Cook
if it was loogey it'd be rosalina according to overrated youtuber #352509235790373
fuck off kphoria
kek
Jason Morris
that’s just mario as a baby.
Charles Butler
good job you got the reference user
John Murphy
>Peach gets kidnapped by browser all the time.
>Mario has never once been kissed on the lips by peach. Only on the cheek, nose, and forehead.
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>Peach has a history of playing/ lying to Mario throughout all the games.
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>Mario is essentially just the princess bodyguard but with no pay
>Peach doesn't actually need mario to be saved and prob just lets herself get captured to pass the time.
If peach ever gets prego it's not going to be Mario or Browser. It'll prob be Luigi since he's not only wealthy but owns a small region himself. He's only a step away from being a king, thus making him a perfect candidate for a marriage with a neighboring countries princess. She's already been abit more flirty with Luigi then she use too in previous games. So its a high luckily hood of peach and luigi ending up together, especially since that Rosalina being Luigi's Daughter theory took hold a few years ago.
Matthew Foster
Can Bowser get her gregnant?
Jason Sanchez
holy
mother
of
autism
Christian Cox
...is he?
Easton Russell
haha i wonder what it smells like
Nathaniel Hall
Owen Phillips
>Rosalina being Luigi's Daughter theory
care to elaborate
Kevin Evans
>pargenent
Adam Clark
It's some bizarre shit from the Sans is Ness guy
Cooper Campbell
>care to elaborate
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