>die in game
>you actually die in real life as well
Die in game
Carson Campbell
Tyler Bailey
Name five billion games
Carter Fisher
real life
Ethan Perez
Radio the Universe
Nathan King
hey man, nice shot
Jackson Cook
"Five billion games"
Blake Thompson
Jumani
Carson Morales
When's the last time that happened to you?
Happened to me last month. I was having a bitch of a time against Lost Kin. I could tell I was getting close, but I was down to one health. Each time I managed the time to recover one, he hit me right after.
I had him right on the ropes, and then he hit me and killed me, and then BAM! I crashed my car into a concrete barrier, was ejected, and woke up in an ambulance. My heart stopped for 3 minutes.
Hollow Knight can get pretty fucking hard. I haven't even done the Grimm Troupe DLC yet.
Mason Bennett
1) F*ck you
Justin Scott
>Beat game
>Devs die
Parker Powell
Each individual life is a unique game. There are over five billion humans.
Hunter Sanders
Then name them all, pleb.
David Cook
the song based on this guy is kino
Luke Lopez
All of them are my alts
Justin Myers
Jackie Chan
Connor Sanders
You did, but because of its reverse time mechanic, you were sendt back in time for underperforming.
Lincoln Perez
oh my god i fucking hate when that happens op it's so fucking cringe oh my god
Christian Brown
>playing as a girl
Asher Jackson
If it's wrong to play as a cute catgirl I don't want to be right.
Julian Perry
>every time you kill an enemy in the game somewhere someone who doesn't enjoy your taste in media dies
Hunter White
they are all npcs though
Joshua Murphy
Kamen Rider Chronicle
Xavier Ross
>If it's wrong to play as a cute catgirl I don't want to be right.
just jack off
Jason Jenkins
>point of entire comic is le funny think emoji
Where's the joke, Fuckley?
Nolan Mitchell
>poop in game
>poop in real life
Easton Nguyen
A good shot man
Chase Cox
Soccer
Wyatt Jackson
>play game
>a wizard turns you into a whale
Is this awesome? [Y/N]
Matthew Roberts
>die in real life
>die in game as well
Xavier Sanders
>Become a squid in-game
>Doesn't slowly turn into a Great Old One spawn irl
It hurts bros
Christopher Perry
Earlier today I had a bear fuck my face in Dayz. It ruined my ski mask, my tacky Tactical Goggles and badly damaged my helmet. My pants pristine, my vest pristine, my jacket worn. My pride restored after kicking it's ass at Myskino tents.
Thomas Thompson
Russian roulette
Juan Rogers
diablo
Jose Carter
>every shitty blumhouse movie ever