>gameplay consists of walking sessions
>walk for 15 minutes
>run into mule camp
>spam parry+punches and win against 30+ mules on hardest difficulty
>oh no time fall
>10 second cutscene
>oh no DOOMs
>10 second cutscene
>oh no odradek scanner activates
>10 second cutscene
>oh no BTs
>throw hematic grenade at every BT that shows up and they die
>accidentally get caught
>"boss" shows up
>stand completely still and throw hematic grenades
>boss dies
>get to destination
>watch the same generic 3 minute cutscene of the guy inspecting his package, telling you you're doing an amazing job, giving you needless information
>main character takes over during cutscene
>info dump
>next walking session
People waited for 4 years for this?
Gameplay consists of walking sessions
Josiah Parker
Carson Edwards
>Look ma! I posted it again!!
Evan Miller
>I posted it again!
Elijah Cooper
you forget to mention how "the gameplay opens up when you get to the second area" so you explore and take advantage of this by doing some more side missions and then you accidentally get enough levels for the engineer to get lvl3 power legs (really does not take many runs) and now you can just ignore 80% of all the walking mechanics for the rest of the game
Brody Diaz
>ride bike slightly off the beaten path
>physics simulation completely shits itself
literally impossible to have fun in this game
Oliver Fisher
>and now you can just ignore 80% of all the walking mechanics
What are you even talking about? The power skeleton just increases your weight limit.
Ethan Hughes
There is an option to not repeat that excessively long odradek BT scanning animation now, but yes chapters 3 and 4 are the worst parts of the game.
Brody Thomas
The sequel is already on its way cope harder.
Easton Garcia
>ignore 80% of all the walking mechanics
>upgrade lets you ignore 80% of the game
nice bro
Michael Ramirez
In an update, they added the option to turn off those stupid little cutscenes that happen every single time you approach a BT area. It was a huge help, but far from the game's biggest issues which no update can fix. Death Stranding is so horribly shit, it's amazing.
David Cox
>sucking ass at vidya is totes the game's fault!
>Power skeleton
seems like someone didn't get too far in the game.
Jordan Richardson
Chapter 3 is when the game opens up and is one of the best parts of the game and 4 is possibly the best boss fight, unless you're shit at stealth.
Daniel Russell
Yeah it's not fun at all. Very boring and tedious and I didn't enjoy it. It's very bad., maybe the worst of the year.
John Green
Yeah, I'm coping with the idea that people might actually like this game, and I'm thinking it's time to head off for a different planet.
Michael Bailey
Would be nice if mules and bts would show in different locations
Noah Reyes
>best boss fight
>any boss fight at all
It would be interesting to look into your head and see what values set off your dopamine receptors.
Noah Thomas
>The sequel is already on its way
[citation needed]
Grayson Sullivan
>>Power skeleton
>seems like someone didn't get too far in the game.
>lvl3 power legs (really does not take many runs) and now you can just ignore 80% of all the walking mechanics
I'll ask again, what the fuck are you even talking about?
Adrian Ortiz
Falling off your bike can be fun
Try riding into a tree in Red Dead, it never gets old.
Eli Edwards
It would be interesting if you could actually form some kind of argument.
Julian Edwards
I doubt it
Christian Roberts
Looks like someone got filtered.
Asher Baker
>Zig Forums defends a carrying shit simulator
Aaron Cook
>actually defending the shitty vehicle physics
I didn't want to make a shitty food analogy but you are forcing my hand, user
Ian Foster
dont worry user ill spoonfeed you my child
Parker Howard
Kojima has never made a good game. Why are you surprised? Why have you paid for a game by him?
Gavin Edwards
Holy filtered.
Jaxson Rogers
Doing fun stuff and keeping packages safe are mutually exclusive. You can't even jump your bike on a level road without risking some cargo damage.
Julian Gutierrez
>get enough levels for the engineer to get lvl3 power legs
The all-terrain skeleton is a completely different item that you get from the roboticist later on in the game you fucking retard.
Levi Green
Shadow of mordor is very good.
David Young
>YOU CANT LIKE THIS GAME! I HATE THIS GAME SO SHOULKD YOU AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KOJIMA IS AH CK STOP LIKING THIS GAME!!!!!!!!
Luis Hernandez
lmao bro chill, it's a bad game but that's okay
Xavier Diaz
I was near the end but I took a break and started playing other games, now I feel like starting all over in death stranding, it has an addictive loop that some of us ended up liking. Hell Zig Forums collectively shitted on the game until it came out and that was when some of them realized its not nearly as bad as everyone made it out to be. Yeah the story is a kojima mindfuck but funny enough running around making deliveries and then getting better stuff like the ziplines made the game surprisingly addictive.
I was one of those who took breaks from the story to build roads, took a long time to do that but sure made going far easier.
Michael Lee
It's actually fun delivering packages, sue me
Nothing like loading up and biking or hiking to a delivery. Siiiiip
Grayson Hill
You guys are more obnoxious than the actual angry idiots you're mocking.
Noah Evans
And its better than 90% of games out there, ya seethe?