How is the player supposed to know to jump?

How is the player supposed to know to jump?

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By reading the manual.

there are 2 buttons

you have two buttons one runs faster the other jumps its not that hard to figure out

Wait, you can jump?

The option to jump over the goomba or not gives the player a choice in their gameplay

Talk about dishonest game design, how is the player supposed to be cognizant enough to try different actions in response to the visual stimuli on the screen?

choices that matter too

fuck you frog go do something other than play games

Why are zoomers so retarded?

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How are you supposed to know to push the buttons?

why do you keep making these fucking threads

why else do you have the controller?

That's an obvious joke, user.
I think you have autism.

What are you talking about? What do zoomers have to do with anything?
Zoomers love Super Mario Bros.

Why did you move right? The world was perfectly safe until you made that one rash decision.

Someone post the journalist frog comic, I'm too lazy to do it myself

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I was retarded as a kid but figured that out easily without a second thought and only Zig Forums made me confused about it

>MONDE
>TEMPS

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To play the game

Fuck off, retard

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and you play the game by pressing buttons

this

>Mario (Luigi)
what did they mean by this?

I had no problem with this 20 years ago. Fucking casuals

>manual
Is this some kind of arcane text only wizards of old know about?

How are you supposed to know goombas are evil?

>he actually specced into jump
faggot detected

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They're brown

How are you supposed to know to push the buttons? Objectively bad game design

>anal [Plumbing]
heh

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isnt there a broken one right next to it?

>anal [Plumbing]
This sure brings back memories.

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Is the goomba not active as soon as the level starts, or do you have to move right first?

>filename
Why are phoneposters so retarded?

Thank god people are finally calling out this stupid fucking game. It took me 25 years to figure this shit out.

How is the player supposed to know how to NOT jump?

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i dont believe you

lol

How is the player supposed to get the true ending?

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Ok