>That super cringy thing you said in a match 5 years ago
That super cringy thing you said in a match 5 years ago
Chase Hall
Adrian Morgan
>That super cringy thing you said in real life 5 years ago
Colton Sanders
Never had a mic until I was an adult. No regrets.
I was an illiterate child on rs 2004-2006 though
Ryan Davis
>Mfw remembering my Zig Forums phase
Evan Richardson
>that super cringy thing you said 5 hours ago
Jaxson Torres
This happens to me at least once a day. It's hell on earth. Why does my brain remember every single stupid thing I've ever done since high school and beyond?
Samuel Ortiz
lol I don't care anymore and it has gotten so bad that I forget most stuff.
Logan Brooks
>remember every single instance where I made a fool of myself and other people treated me like shit like it happened yesterday, even if it happened literally 20 years ago
>forget my achievements in a week
Isaac Brooks
>that super cringy thing you did two hours ago
Lucas Morgan
>remembering your edgy atheist phase
Sebastian Powell
>Talking or chatting ever outside of relaying important information
Isaiah Nguyen
You're stagnating. Try having some new experiences.
Kevin Myers
>Talking to people in online games
Wyatt Turner
>Come on guys, i know you can do better!
they couldnt
Asher Rogers
Fuck don't remind me I literally changed my pfp to an ss officer reaction pic
Dominic Rogers
You're all a bunch of small timers. Bet none of you even did embarrassing brony shit in high school.
Jack Ortiz
>>important information
Such as?
Jackson Brooks
ran out of tendies
Alexander Jenkins
>that greentext you made in r9k at 3 a.m.
>it was screencaped to reddit and made fun of by a few hundred people
Brody Wilson
It's your body trying to remind you not to do it again.
It won't work if you don't replace the cringe with non cringe though so instead you must suffer for eternity.
Jonathan Gutierrez
>that attractive girl who said she adored you and subtly asked you out one day but whose affections you never reciprocated
Sometime I wonder if inaction was the right choice
Ian Parker
>those 5 years of your life when you were super cringy
Tyler Diaz
Why are you making me remember it? Fuck you.
Matthew Reyes
Position of enemies or beneficial items you may have placed or plans to take a position so you have come coordination.
Kevin Rivera
>that super cringy account you had on a now defunct gaming forum from 10 years ago.
Wew I sure am glad it's gone.
Elijah Foster
Video games aren't important information.
Isaac Diaz
>That girl you went to prom with "as friends"
>Make a move and kiss her before the end
>She lets you down easy
>Like a week later she texts you wanting you to go do something together
>"Nah I dunno might be busy"
Zachary Reyes
Why can I remember events from a decade ago like I'm actually reliving them but I can't even remember what day of the week it is most days?
Bentley Ortiz
>had a girl come over and try to spark a conversation with me a few times during lunch in college
>didn't pick up on it and just let her be
>schedules shifted and I never saw her again
I can't even remember her name but I'm terrible with names to begin with.
Anthony Rogers
Let me guess, Facepunch?
David Watson
That's just the human condition.
Bonus points, you don't remember those events nearly as well as your brain thinks it does.
Easton Watson
>spoiler
Oh don't you fuck with me this way
Christian Gray
"I'm going to fuck you so hard your mama is going to feel my dick up her ass"
Tyler Perry
>tfw everything I say is cringy
Jayden Lewis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Anthony Cox
>Talking to people
Joseph Perez
>cute girl you never could get into
>she's nice but get weird vibe she just likes inattention
>everyone keeps telling you to date her
>she's all over you all the time
>finally give in and try to do her in college
>fucking radio static
>gut instincts were right, it was just a game to her
>fell for it and i didn't even really want her
Jaxson Miller
>Be military grade furry garbage
>Lazy furry garbage. Just save porn to the desktop to file away later.
>Get a call from a friend
>"Hey, met this chick and she seems pretty cool. Mind if we come by later?"
>Yeah, sure.
>They swing by
>She's pretty fucking cute. A little chubby but not some horrible hambeast.
>She's pretty fucking cool too. Easy to talk with and funny. Get along real well with her.
>Friend excuses himself to the bathroom
>She's like "Oh, have you seen this funny youtube video? It's like blahblah"
>Say "No, but it sounds pretty neat. Let's go dig it up."
>Sit in front of the computer, she sits on the couch behind it
>Boots up
>Furry porn on the desktop
>She leans forward
>PANIC and pull up firefox
>"HAHA SO... WHAT WAS THAT VIDEO?!"
>She tells me so I start looking it up
>She glances around my room. Sees my Asuka upskirt wallscroll
>She says, casually "So, I met Gentoo's voice actor at a furcon a few years ago."
>Still panicked. Reply with "That seems like a weird place to find him."
>She looks kinda disappointed
>Friend comes back in the room
>Crisis averted, watch video, have a good time hanging out
>Like six months later
>Wake up, suddenly fully awake and alert and clear of mind.
>Realize what she was saying
>Dive for phone and call up friend
>"Hey, how's it goin'? So.. What ever happened to that girl? She was cool but hasn't been hanging out."
>He says her family moved to Phoenix and she was only in town to finish out her college semester
>tfw
Whelp. Won't be getting my yiff on. Just had to git gud at jacking off.
Logan Stewart
Why do I feel like I've read this post before?
Caleb Morris
Easton Hughes
Because I tell the story now and again so I can continue to beat myself up about it.
Ethan Bell
>Remembering the times with my online buddies before I abandoned them