Elden ring isn't coming out until 2021. I think I'm all out of oh's.
Elden ring isn't coming out until 2021. I think I'm all out of oh's
Luis Price
Evan Brooks
fromsoft can literally release an audio clipping of a fart and people would freak out and create a mountain of hype around
OOOOOH FART SOUND FROMSOFT FINNA DROP A CLASSIC
Dominic Ramirez
source: MY ASS
Zachary Gomez
It's june. We're already halfway into 2020 and still not a single tiny update about Elden Ring. Marketing campaigns take time. It's borderline delusional to think things coming out this year.
Our ooohhs have fallen on deaf ears, Miyazaki is just another Gwyn abusing his human followers.
Jackson Campbell
June is the absolute perfect month for news though, it has just begun.
Mason Williams
>no news for a whole year since announcement
>someone still expects it to drop in the next 6 months
Nolan Hernandez
>abandons you when you need him the most
Lincoln Rogers
Know shit about the game :| oh no my hype died.
Andrew Brooks
>7 days until an entire year with no news
bros...i sure hope they post something on their social media
Charles Wood
GIVE ME ELDEN RING GAMEPLAY SwiftRage PepeWeird
Landon Murphy
isn't it just the same game as Dark Souls with a new skin?
Parker Murphy
>everything delayed even more because of the riots
Haha
Brody Miller
No? Maybe, we know literally nothing
Leo Stewart
PepeLaugh PepeLaugh NEVER EVER PepeLaugh PepeLaugh LUL
Kappa Kappa Kappa WeirdChamp faggot idiot KEKW KEKW GachiBASS GachiBASS
Dominic Campbell
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!
OOOH... ooh… oh, OOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOHH!!! ELDEN RING
ELDEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
AH *slam slam* (slam)! *raises hammer* (hammer)! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
*raises hammer* (hammer)! GOOD MATERIAL!!! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
OOOOHH!!! I WANNA SMASH DAT GOLDEN, TIGHT HOLE!! *raises hammer* (hammer)! AH *slam slam* (slam)!
IMAGINE HOW FUN IT WOULD BE TO MANHANDLE THAT TINY RING!!! I‘D JUST WALK AROUND THE SMITHY LOOKING FOR THINGS TO BEND IT WITH AND SHATTER IT!!! OOOOOOH THAT TRAILER WAS SO HOT! OOOH!… oooh… OoohOOHhoOho!!O!!!OOOOHHH!!!! YOU ARE TEASING ME WITH THE SILENCE! TEASING ME WITH ONLY ONE TRAILER!!! OoOOOHH!! MORE! ELDING RING!! MOREEEE!!! THAT FAKE TRAI---- NooOOOOO!“!!! HUURRRRRR!!!!! DURRRRRRR!!!!! IT WAS NOT REAL!!!1 OH… IT‘S NOT OUT YET! THE FAKE TRAILER REMINDED ME!!!1 THE RING AND GAME TOO…
E L D E N R I N G I S N O T R E L E A S E D ??? HUURRRRRDURRRR !!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEeeEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
FUCK! THIS! I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP SUCH A 10/10… wh… what? Look? The ring. It‘s on the tip of my dick? The ring is on my dick‘s tip! OOOH THE RING IS MOVING DOWN!! SLOWLY!!! ALL THE WAY TO THE BASE! UUUUUUUUUUHHH !!! AND UP AGAIN! THE RING IS JERKING ME OFF! I FEEL SO RELIEVED…. THE WORLD IS NOT THAT BAD! OOOOOOOooOOOOOooOOOOOOOOHHH!! HURRR!! THE RING IS WITH ME!! OOOOOOOOOHH!!!! I DID IT, MIYAZAKI!! OOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!!! I CAN DO IT!!! I CAN BREAK THE ELDEN RING!!! OOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOooOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!
MIYAZAKI-SENSEEEEEEEI!!!!! OOOooooOOOooOOOHHH!!! SEKIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OOOOooOooOOOoOOOoooOoooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOoooOOO DEMON‘S SOUL!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY MY WISH COME TRUE!!!!!!!!! TO THE ELDEN RIHHHHNNNNG
Ryan Mitchell
WeirdChamp
Jonathan Cooper
OOOOOOH ELDEN RING GachiBASS WeirdChamp KEKW
Ethan Taylor
OOOHHHHHHH VAPORWARE
Eli Allen
*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
ooooohhhhhh... my elden ring aint what it used to be...
Anthony Scott
you fags were simply spoiled too much by the yearly fromsoft releases
Thomas Phillips
yes
Jack Lewis
based
Isaac Thompson
359 days of total radio silence
What the fuck is going on
I need humanity
Josiah Evans
these two posts were made for each other
Brayden Williams
im really hoping any of their accounts officially say something once it reaches a year, like another piece of concept art
Sebastian Mitchell
Probably would have gotten a trailer this month but Kikedai Jewco is probably forcing it to be delayed because of muh nigger lives
Henry Evans
If they don't announce something on the 1 year date since the trailer (very soon), it's definitely a March 2021 release on both gens at the same time.
I assume they initially wanted a 2020 release for old gen, then a second release a year or so later for next gen (basically same as PC version, higher res textures and 60fps instead of 30fps). They've left it to late for that now, unless they're planning on announcing things very soon with a third-quarter release date.
Luis Sanchez
Look, the game was announced super early without a release date because they wanted to say they were working with GRRM on a new game. Don't expect it to come out for another year at the earliest
Michael Lee
GIVE ME SOMETHING MIYAZAKI
GIVE ME ANYTHING
Colton Wilson
>We're already halfway into 2020
I feel like the year just started
Robert Reyes
Benjamin Powell
>no screenshots
>no artwork
>no Q&A related to gameplay
why the secrecy? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS MEMEZAKI!?!?@? WHY????